Jesse Sands
@thejessesands.bsky.social
Mets fan; privacy and free speech advocate; scuba diver; golfer; dog rescuer; big fan of urban trees; IP and cybersecurity enthusiast; attorney interested in antitrust & securities; he|him.
Reposted by Jesse Sands
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
Reposted by Jesse Sands
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Reposted by Jesse Sands
There’s a lot not to like about this administration, but I really appreciate its bursts of incompetence
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
There’s a lot not to like about this administration, but I really appreciate its bursts of incompetence
Reposted by Jesse Sands
Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.”
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
High school senior, a U.S. citizen, detained by ICE in Oregon
The 17-year-old was held more than five hours Friday in an ICE facility, his brother said.
www.oregonlive.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.”
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
Happy Punch A Nazi Day to all who celebrate
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Happy Punch A Nazi Day to all who celebrate
I never thought I'd see an AUSA Glomar a federal judge.
MORE: Under questioning by the judge, prosecutor Tyler Lemons said that he’s under orders from the Deputy Attorney Generals’s office not to disclose whether there is a declination memo recommending against the prosecution of Comey
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I never thought I'd see an AUSA Glomar a federal judge.
Reposted by Jesse Sands
Oh they don’t like the whistles? Hey everyone, they don’t like the whistles. If you use them it makes the armed goons sad.
Kristi Noem is mad that protesters are blowing whistles at ICE agents.
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Oh they don’t like the whistles? Hey everyone, they don’t like the whistles. If you use them it makes the armed goons sad.
Reposted by Jesse Sands
Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus to his disciples:
Reposted by Jesse Sands
Reposted by Jesse Sands
Maya in 1933: "I met the publisher responsible for Der Stürmer and its publication of Jewish crimes.
They told me how they they didn't want Jewish crimes recorded as German crime so they set up the publication to ensure accuracy to the Volksgemeinschaft."
They told me how they they didn't want Jewish crimes recorded as German crime so they set up the publication to ensure accuracy to the Volksgemeinschaft."
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Maya in 1933: "I met the publisher responsible for Der Stürmer and its publication of Jewish crimes.
They told me how they they didn't want Jewish crimes recorded as German crime so they set up the publication to ensure accuracy to the Volksgemeinschaft."
They told me how they they didn't want Jewish crimes recorded as German crime so they set up the publication to ensure accuracy to the Volksgemeinschaft."
Reposted by Jesse Sands
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Reposted by Jesse Sands
The last 3 years have been the hottest in 125,000 years.
CO2 levels are their highest in about 12 MILLION years.
Scientists predict 4C+ this century & BILLIONS of deaths.
Not interested in this? Then you should consider a career in centrist politics & the mainstream media.
CO2 levels are their highest in about 12 MILLION years.
Scientists predict 4C+ this century & BILLIONS of deaths.
Not interested in this? Then you should consider a career in centrist politics & the mainstream media.
October 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The last 3 years have been the hottest in 125,000 years.
CO2 levels are their highest in about 12 MILLION years.
Scientists predict 4C+ this century & BILLIONS of deaths.
Not interested in this? Then you should consider a career in centrist politics & the mainstream media.
CO2 levels are their highest in about 12 MILLION years.
Scientists predict 4C+ this century & BILLIONS of deaths.
Not interested in this? Then you should consider a career in centrist politics & the mainstream media.
Reposted by Jesse Sands
Trump has done more to establish a unitary executive than all the judges or legal scholars in the world could ever do.
And Trump has done more to discredit and expose the unitary executive theory as lawless authoritarianism than any judge or legal scholar could ever do.
And Trump has done more to discredit and expose the unitary executive theory as lawless authoritarianism than any judge or legal scholar could ever do.
September 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Trump has done more to establish a unitary executive than all the judges or legal scholars in the world could ever do.
And Trump has done more to discredit and expose the unitary executive theory as lawless authoritarianism than any judge or legal scholar could ever do.
And Trump has done more to discredit and expose the unitary executive theory as lawless authoritarianism than any judge or legal scholar could ever do.
Reposted by Jesse Sands
I know Charlie Kirk valued debate and free speech because he blocked me for fact-checking his lies on Twitter and then put me on his organization's Professor Watchlist for writing a book he didn't like.
September 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I know Charlie Kirk valued debate and free speech because he blocked me for fact-checking his lies on Twitter and then put me on his organization's Professor Watchlist for writing a book he didn't like.
Reposted by Jesse Sands
Check it out! The team at Acepodia reports efficacy of cetuximab-conjugated allogenic gamma/delta-T cells against EGFR+ tumors in mice, off-the-shelf, safer alternative to CAR-T. Currently in phase 1 clinical study (NCT06415487). Cell-surface chemistry for the win 👏
jitc.bmj.com/content/13/7...
jitc.bmj.com/content/13/7...
Allogeneic cetuximab-armed gamma delta T cells using antibody-cell conjugation technology for the treatment of EGFR-expressing solid tumors
Background Targeting epidermal growth factor receptor (EGFR) has become a strategic approach in cancer therapy, using various modalities including chimeric antigen receptor (CAR)-αβT cell therapies. D...
jitc.bmj.com
September 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Check it out! The team at Acepodia reports efficacy of cetuximab-conjugated allogenic gamma/delta-T cells against EGFR+ tumors in mice, off-the-shelf, safer alternative to CAR-T. Currently in phase 1 clinical study (NCT06415487). Cell-surface chemistry for the win 👏
jitc.bmj.com/content/13/7...
jitc.bmj.com/content/13/7...
Reposted by Jesse Sands
"Harvard can't use race as a factor in admissions, but ICE can use race as a factor in detentions" is a retrenchment essentially to a pre-Civil War understanding of the Constitution. It's vanishingly few steps removed from "Latinos have no rights which the white man is bound to respect."
September 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"Harvard can't use race as a factor in admissions, but ICE can use race as a factor in detentions" is a retrenchment essentially to a pre-Civil War understanding of the Constitution. It's vanishingly few steps removed from "Latinos have no rights which the white man is bound to respect."
Reposted by Jesse Sands
We’re quite deep within the Singularity right now, though it’s turned out be the Singularity of Stupid (SoS), which effectively prevents the original concept of the Singularity from happening.
September 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
We’re quite deep within the Singularity right now, though it’s turned out be the Singularity of Stupid (SoS), which effectively prevents the original concept of the Singularity from happening.
Reposted by Jesse Sands
Choose your fighter.
September 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Choose your fighter.
Reposted by Jesse Sands
BREAKING: A new experiment in Philly shows cash rental assistance slashed homelessness rates by 57–67%.
August 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
BREAKING: A new experiment in Philly shows cash rental assistance slashed homelessness rates by 57–67%.
Reposted by Jesse Sands
May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
August 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
Reposted by Jesse Sands
on the one hand I agree with this piece in principle. on the other hand as soon as people get sentimentally attached to punctuation (see: people who make a big deal about liking the Oxford comma) I feel obligated to find ways around it. This is an immature response which I will never, ever abandon
I found @brianphillips.bsky.social's defense of the em dash to be thoughtful, beautifully expressed, and human!!!
Stop AI-Shaming Our Precious, Kindly Em Dashes—Please
Human writers have always used the em dash. In fact, it’s the most human punctuation mark there is.
www.theringer.com
August 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
on the one hand I agree with this piece in principle. on the other hand as soon as people get sentimentally attached to punctuation (see: people who make a big deal about liking the Oxford comma) I feel obligated to find ways around it. This is an immature response which I will never, ever abandon
Reposted by Jesse Sands
CPSC has fallen
CPSC Withdraws Rules That Are Outdated, Fail to Advance Safety; New Leadership Focuses on Hazards That Pose Real Risks. Learn more: www.cpsc.gov/Newsroom/New...
CPSC Withdraws Rules That Are Outdated, Fail to Advance Safety; New Leadership Focuses on Hazards That Pose Real Risks
CPSC Withdraws Rules That Are Outdated, Fail to Advance Safety; New Leadership Focuses on Hazards That Pose Real Risks
www.cpsc.gov
August 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
CPSC has fallen
Reposted by Jesse Sands
In 2016, Ghislaine Maxwell falsely stated, under oath, that she was not aware that Jeffrey Epstein recruited underage girls for sex (you know, the ones she was actually recruiting on his behalf). She was charged with two counts of perjury for this.
Remind me why we give a shit what she says now?
Remind me why we give a shit what she says now?
August 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
In 2016, Ghislaine Maxwell falsely stated, under oath, that she was not aware that Jeffrey Epstein recruited underage girls for sex (you know, the ones she was actually recruiting on his behalf). She was charged with two counts of perjury for this.
Remind me why we give a shit what she says now?
Remind me why we give a shit what she says now?