beetlejess
@thejessness.bsky.social
tv+film editor+ae 🎬✂️
feline appreciator • yarn transformer
i’ll be on the dancefloor 🪩
[she/her]
📍cape town
feline appreciator • yarn transformer
i’ll be on the dancefloor 🪩
[she/her]
📍cape town
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beetlejess
@thejessness.bsky.social
· Nov 15
new abyss, who dis?
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A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
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Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
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a riff on the most famous johnny cash lyric in the replies to an article _about johnny cash_ being interpreted as a death threat is the type of braindead, uncultured and ignorant moderation we've come to expect from the mods here
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
a riff on the most famous johnny cash lyric in the replies to an article _about johnny cash_ being interpreted as a death threat is the type of braindead, uncultured and ignorant moderation we've come to expect from the mods here
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chat, is this bad?
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
chat, is this bad?
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Love to post on the website run by the functionally illiterate.
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Love to post on the website run by the functionally illiterate.
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Theo Jansen shared beautiful footage that shows how his wind-powered "Strandbeest" walking sculptures have evolved over time. laughingsquid.com/strandbeest-...
The Extraordinary Evolution of Theo Jansen's Incredible Wind-Powered 'Strandbeest' Walking Sculptures
Theo Jansen shared beautiful footage that shows how his wind-powered "Strandbeest" walking sculptures have evolved over time.
laughingsquid.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Theo Jansen shared beautiful footage that shows how his wind-powered "Strandbeest" walking sculptures have evolved over time. laughingsquid.com/strandbeest-...
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Going to the Sistine Chapel and singing “more than a ceiling…” 🎵
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Going to the Sistine Chapel and singing “more than a ceiling…” 🎵
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cut to: cameron’s editor beating him with a big stick
The runtime for ‘AVATAR: FIRE & ASH’ has been listed at 3 hours & 15 minutes.
The longest film in the trilogy.
The longest film in the trilogy.
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
cut to: cameron’s editor beating him with a big stick
cut to: cameron’s editor beating him with a big stick
The runtime for ‘AVATAR: FIRE & ASH’ has been listed at 3 hours & 15 minutes.
The longest film in the trilogy.
The longest film in the trilogy.
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
cut to: cameron’s editor beating him with a big stick
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Actors should take note: this is excellent 'go home, you're drunk' body language. First walk like you've got a pantsful. Sway inexplicably. Few more steps and BAM! on your face, still swinging legs.
Bonus points for the 'Quick, hide it behind the sheet!' fail. No Notes, everybody hit the showers.
Bonus points for the 'Quick, hide it behind the sheet!' fail. No Notes, everybody hit the showers.
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Actors should take note: this is excellent 'go home, you're drunk' body language. First walk like you've got a pantsful. Sway inexplicably. Few more steps and BAM! on your face, still swinging legs.
Bonus points for the 'Quick, hide it behind the sheet!' fail. No Notes, everybody hit the showers.
Bonus points for the 'Quick, hide it behind the sheet!' fail. No Notes, everybody hit the showers.
what movie villain is a horrible "person", but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
what movie villain is a horrible "person", but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
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actually angels are just the fruiting bodies of a much larger and essentially invisible organism
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
actually angels are just the fruiting bodies of a much larger and essentially invisible organism
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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The Orange Fruit Dove decorates the treetops with its flame-like plumage. This species lives in forests on the islands of Fiji, where it munches on fruits and berries. Only males display bold orange plumage; females are green.
Photo: Charles J. Sharp, CC BY-SA 4.0, iNaturalist
Photo: Charles J. Sharp, CC BY-SA 4.0, iNaturalist
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The Orange Fruit Dove decorates the treetops with its flame-like plumage. This species lives in forests on the islands of Fiji, where it munches on fruits and berries. Only males display bold orange plumage; females are green.
Photo: Charles J. Sharp, CC BY-SA 4.0, iNaturalist
Photo: Charles J. Sharp, CC BY-SA 4.0, iNaturalist
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Have they thought of not making any more Bond films
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Have they thought of not making any more Bond films
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how is there always a new bird that makes me go "what the fuck" these guys are always inventing, always innovating
The Orange Fruit Dove decorates the treetops with its flame-like plumage. This species lives in forests on the islands of Fiji, where it munches on fruits and berries. Only males display bold orange plumage; females are green.
Photo: Charles J. Sharp, CC BY-SA 4.0, iNaturalist
Photo: Charles J. Sharp, CC BY-SA 4.0, iNaturalist
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
how is there always a new bird that makes me go "what the fuck" these guys are always inventing, always innovating
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I think I got more than 10 per inch when I started learning to tighten my tension using only the tip of the needles. It was hard to move the stitches in dpn 😂 Then I stumbled on this article from Patty Lyons and now I get whatever gauge in the yarn label.
www.moderndailyknitting.com/community/as...
www.moderndailyknitting.com/community/as...
Ask Patty: Let the Tool Do the Work – Modern Daily Knitting
www.moderndailyknitting.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I think I got more than 10 per inch when I started learning to tighten my tension using only the tip of the needles. It was hard to move the stitches in dpn 😂 Then I stumbled on this article from Patty Lyons and now I get whatever gauge in the yarn label.
www.moderndailyknitting.com/community/as...
www.moderndailyknitting.com/community/as...
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“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
🧶 i’m getting 7.5/inch on size 0 and they’re hardly sloppy. no idea how one manages 10 🙃
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
🧶 i’m getting 7.5/inch on size 0 and they’re hardly sloppy. no idea how one manages 10 🙃
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Hii I am at $95/$400 for my goal to get PRINTS of my ART! I need to LEAVE this toxic place and *heal*! I currently live with people who have abused me. I need to leave for my health and sanity.
Please donate!!
Venmo: @zzz22
CA: $ziizzzii
Please share! Please donate! ANYTHING HELPS!! Even $5! 💜
Please donate!!
Venmo: @zzz22
CA: $ziizzzii
Please share! Please donate! ANYTHING HELPS!! Even $5! 💜
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Hii I am at $95/$400 for my goal to get PRINTS of my ART! I need to LEAVE this toxic place and *heal*! I currently live with people who have abused me. I need to leave for my health and sanity.
Please donate!!
Venmo: @zzz22
CA: $ziizzzii
Please share! Please donate! ANYTHING HELPS!! Even $5! 💜
Please donate!!
Venmo: @zzz22
CA: $ziizzzii
Please share! Please donate! ANYTHING HELPS!! Even $5! 💜
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It’s a good thing that Airport, Briefcase, Passport, Subway, Suitcase, Ticket, & Tram do this, because otherwise I might be more pissed off at them for pissing on everything.
Every indoor play tunnel I have is out on the patio, sigh. #CatsOfBluesky
youtube.com/shorts/VJyqh...
Every indoor play tunnel I have is out on the patio, sigh. #CatsOfBluesky
youtube.com/shorts/VJyqh...
A Pile of Purring Kittens
YouTube video by Rain Surname
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It’s a good thing that Airport, Briefcase, Passport, Subway, Suitcase, Ticket, & Tram do this, because otherwise I might be more pissed off at them for pissing on everything.
Every indoor play tunnel I have is out on the patio, sigh. #CatsOfBluesky
youtube.com/shorts/VJyqh...
Every indoor play tunnel I have is out on the patio, sigh. #CatsOfBluesky
youtube.com/shorts/VJyqh...
lilo’s fav times to cuddle are:
- as i’m about to get up
- as i’m about to go to bed
- as i’m about to get up
- as i’m about to go to bed
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
lilo’s fav times to cuddle are:
- as i’m about to get up
- as i’m about to go to bed
- as i’m about to get up
- as i’m about to go to bed
🧶🧶🧶
a quick bitch about knitting patterns:
might i suggest that, if you’re getting 10st/inch on size 1 needles, you probably need a long holiday on a quiet beach somewhere 😖😣😬
a quick bitch about knitting patterns:
might i suggest that, if you’re getting 10st/inch on size 1 needles, you probably need a long holiday on a quiet beach somewhere 😖😣😬
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
🧶🧶🧶
a quick bitch about knitting patterns:
might i suggest that, if you’re getting 10st/inch on size 1 needles, you probably need a long holiday on a quiet beach somewhere 😖😣😬
a quick bitch about knitting patterns:
might i suggest that, if you’re getting 10st/inch on size 1 needles, you probably need a long holiday on a quiet beach somewhere 😖😣😬
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As an app we really need to get back to blocking and moving on.
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
As an app we really need to get back to blocking and moving on.