Aidan Morgan
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Aidan Morgan
@thepalinode.com
Elbow greaser. Co-host of the Queen City Improvement Bureau, Destroy All Culture and Just Drawn That Way. Co-creator of The Graveyard Tapes. Other bits and bobs. If you know me, I never miss a Life Day. He/him.
Safes are good at protecting their contents but they’re defenceless against professional safe thieves.
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.

This is the power of vaccines.

The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.

Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The villagers would probably say “Whoops, ergot blight must have gotten into the rye again”
Do you ever think about how everyone in the NBA would have traumatized a 1700s French village the second they entered it
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Me: haha, Stranger Things sucks! Well, back to it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I genuinely thought the Duffer Brothers would take the coward's way out and make the last season of Stranger Things good. Instead they've made the bold choice to write and direct the worst shit imaginable. Kudos to them.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Seeing Things!
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Hear me out: Pluribus and The Chair Company are the same show with vastly different stakes.
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
E.R. Fightmaster has the chance to n do the funniest thing ever.
Names like Cannon, Remington, Barrett, Gauge, and Gunner have surged. While it's not shocking that nearly all of these are names given to boys, that's actually a sad state of affairs. inequalitybyinteriordesign.wordpress.com/2025/11/23/w...
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I hosted karaoke at the downtown public library tonight. The crowd was a mix of library patrons, kids waiting for their parents, staff members and a couple of people who had clearly wandered in to nap but decided to sing. I sang Monkey Gone to Heaven and discovered it’s tougher than I thought.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Back off, bucko. You’re bad.
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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The definition of a murderer’s row
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Who up mutually assuring they destruction
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Your Honour, at this time I move that the name of Better Call Saul be changed to The Kim Wexler Ponytail Kinesis Equation.
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Me: Do sloths lives flash before their eyes super slow when they're about to die?

Therapist: Didn't you take a second job to pay for this
November 25, 2024 at 2:44 AM
If anyone needs an alias ot character name for their next detective novel, it’s Hutch Tungry, attorney-at-law.
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Buying hair dye is paying the gray away.
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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#Wisdom is back!
The world’s oldest known living banded bird, Mōlī (Laysan albatross) queen, has returned to Kuailhelani (Midway Atoll). #Birds
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I’m midway through season two of Better Call Saul and it’s almost unbearable to watch Kim Wexler slowly break herself to pieces against Jimmy McGill.
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This is the water
And this is the well
Drink full and
sink low beneath the surface
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Recommend everyone block this racist lady whose whole raison d’être is NOT returning stolen Indigenous remains. Don’t engage, she came over here because she misses disrespecting you.
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I finally found the time to see Die My Love and it's left the local theatres. It was there yesterday! The Springsteen pic is still there but Die My Love is gone? Kind of scuttles my week.
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Today is International Men’s Day.
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM