Alex Perry
@theperry.bsky.social
Dad to children. Writer. Teacher. Often sarcastic. Lovable grump; lover of semicolons. He/him
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If nothing else . We need to treat everyone who doesn’t believe this is a hard line
Like a collaborator
Who needs to be absolutely isolated from power and access
Like a collaborator
Who needs to be absolutely isolated from power and access
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 31, 2026 at 11:12 PM
If nothing else . We need to treat everyone who doesn’t believe this is a hard line
Like a collaborator
Who needs to be absolutely isolated from power and access
Like a collaborator
Who needs to be absolutely isolated from power and access
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Every man in a America should have to spend just one month managing the emails, voice mail, and social inboxes of literally any semi-prominent woman.
Cus bros, I promise, you just don’t get how awful, constant, and frequent the misogyny is. Nor how just… repetitive. Same few things over and over.
Cus bros, I promise, you just don’t get how awful, constant, and frequent the misogyny is. Nor how just… repetitive. Same few things over and over.
June 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Every man in a America should have to spend just one month managing the emails, voice mail, and social inboxes of literally any semi-prominent woman.
Cus bros, I promise, you just don’t get how awful, constant, and frequent the misogyny is. Nor how just… repetitive. Same few things over and over.
Cus bros, I promise, you just don’t get how awful, constant, and frequent the misogyny is. Nor how just… repetitive. Same few things over and over.
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Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
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A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Now: We need a cleansing fire
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Now: We need a cleansing fire
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the democrats have everything they need to destroy the largest funder of the opposition right now today if they want to, if not legally then in the public square
January 31, 2026 at 3:37 PM
the democrats have everything they need to destroy the largest funder of the opposition right now today if they want to, if not legally then in the public square
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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<47 seconds of various and nonstop actionable threats and promises>
In an interview with MPR News, Liam's mother gave an update on her son and her own safety. She said Liam asks again and again, “Mommy, why don’t you pick us up?” Or “Mommy, we don’t want to be here anymore. This place is ugly.”
‘Mommy, why don’t you pick us up?’: Mother of Liam Conejo Ramos shares her story from hiding
Liam and his father are currently being held by federal authorities in the South Texas Family Residential Center in Dilley, an hour plus drive southwest of San Antonio.
www.mprnews.org
January 31, 2026 at 12:21 AM
<47 seconds of various and nonstop actionable threats and promises>
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so you know how there's a theory that three-cueing means many Americans literally *can't* read.
January 30, 2026 at 2:29 AM
so you know how there's a theory that three-cueing means many Americans literally *can't* read.
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The thing is… you never know who will fight… like actually throw hands
January 29, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The thing is… you never know who will fight… like actually throw hands
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i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
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Think about it like this. This ICE agent was on camera and unmasked — fulfilling one of three "demands" Democratic leader Chuck Schumer just issued in order to agree to save Republicans and give DHS even more money.
And he was still threatening to kill someone.
And he was still threatening to kill someone.
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 28, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Think about it like this. This ICE agent was on camera and unmasked — fulfilling one of three "demands" Democratic leader Chuck Schumer just issued in order to agree to save Republicans and give DHS even more money.
And he was still threatening to kill someone.
And he was still threatening to kill someone.
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To me, this tells me personal decisions have always been a Beane thing.
A new coach would have forced Bills to take a real look at their archetypes and this move really changes none of that. (And I was excited for that!)
Terry/Beane has no interest in learning or changing.
A new coach would have forced Bills to take a real look at their archetypes and this move really changes none of that. (And I was excited for that!)
Terry/Beane has no interest in learning or changing.
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
To me, this tells me personal decisions have always been a Beane thing.
A new coach would have forced Bills to take a real look at their archetypes and this move really changes none of that. (And I was excited for that!)
Terry/Beane has no interest in learning or changing.
A new coach would have forced Bills to take a real look at their archetypes and this move really changes none of that. (And I was excited for that!)
Terry/Beane has no interest in learning or changing.
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terry isn’t ready for the boos, man. he is going to have a stroke
Can I get a refund on my PSL please
January 27, 2026 at 4:54 PM
terry isn’t ready for the boos, man. he is going to have a stroke
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don’t even think about getting off the gas. run it til they stop it. drop 60 on their heads
we are witnessing historic backpedaling here
January 27, 2026 at 2:37 AM
don’t even think about getting off the gas. run it til they stop it. drop 60 on their heads
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You know how some people hope nothing happens to them before a certain film or game comes out so that they can be around to enjoy it? I feel that way but about The Nuremberg Trials 2.0.
January 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
You know how some people hope nothing happens to them before a certain film or game comes out so that they can be around to enjoy it? I feel that way but about The Nuremberg Trials 2.0.
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I am once again tapping the sign that says “If you won’t allow us to hold individuals responsible, the only other option is collective retribution”
I [censored] [redacted] [unprintable] [censored] [redacted] [phone slams down]
January 26, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I am once again tapping the sign that says “If you won’t allow us to hold individuals responsible, the only other option is collective retribution”
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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"What can Democrats actually do?"
- Vote against funding for ICE and DHS
- State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law
- Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE
- Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny
- Vote against funding for ICE and DHS
- State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law
- Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE
- Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny
January 24, 2026 at 7:34 PM
"What can Democrats actually do?"
- Vote against funding for ICE and DHS
- State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law
- Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE
- Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny
- Vote against funding for ICE and DHS
- State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law
- Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE
- Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny
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The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
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people who are very clearly my moral superiors are being killed in the street by and on behalf of the most disgusting creeps imaginable and I don't know how much longer anyone can deal with this
Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."
January 24, 2026 at 10:43 PM
people who are very clearly my moral superiors are being killed in the street by and on behalf of the most disgusting creeps imaginable and I don't know how much longer anyone can deal with this
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the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens
January 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens
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It's time to abolish Trump’s ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 7:26 PM
It's time to abolish Trump’s ICE.