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mostly just talking to myself on here 😌
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Future historians could do worse than just using this comic to sum up what American voters were doing from 2010-2025ish
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Future historians could do worse than just using this comic to sum up what American voters were doing from 2010-2025ish
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man i'm starting to think that the worst human invention was Countries
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
man i'm starting to think that the worst human invention was Countries
when I tell you that this wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card I am saying this as someone who literally made a 2026 bingo card. it’s magnetted to my fridge
January 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
when I tell you that this wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card I am saying this as someone who literally made a 2026 bingo card. it’s magnetted to my fridge
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So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
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Why do I have to read an Irish paper for a feature about this?
‘It’s surreal’: US sanctions lock International Criminal Court judge out of daily life
Canadian judge Kimberly Prost is unable to use credit cards, transfer money or book everyday services in what she calls an attack on the independence of the judiciary
www.irishtimes.com
January 1, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Why do I have to read an Irish paper for a feature about this?
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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[borat voice] bari weiss
December 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
[borat voice] bari weiss
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In case you have been wondering how things are going in Seattle these days
Be aware of toilet rats, King County says
Rats could climb into your toilet as a result of recent flooding from atmospheric rivers, King County officials say. Enter "wet rat winter."
www.seattletimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
In case you have been wondering how things are going in Seattle these days
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having a romantic dinner with my wife and leaned in close to whisper “the movie hustlers could also be called jennifer’s body”
December 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
having a romantic dinner with my wife and leaned in close to whisper “the movie hustlers could also be called jennifer’s body”
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rare post that gets better with every single word
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
rare post that gets better with every single word
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mental health startup founder 😭
An afternoon at a Bay Area winery turned into a crime scene after a man allegedly tried to set a fire, threw a wine bottle at staff, fled in a Tesla, then intentionally crashed into parked cars.
Mental health startup founder allegedly tried to set fire at Bay Area winery before intentionally crashing Tesla
An afternoon at a Bay Area winery turned into a crime scene after a man allegedly tried to set a fire, threw a wine bottle at staff, fled in a Tesla, then intentionally crashed into parked cars.
bit.ly
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
mental health startup founder 😭
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okay i watched ep 3 of heated rivalry and thoughts:
1. this adaptation is hella better than the book game changer
2. francois arnaud is hot as shit
3. unbroken streak of amazing butts
4. this show is so gay and hot
5. and gay
6. and hot
7. butts
1. this adaptation is hella better than the book game changer
2. francois arnaud is hot as shit
3. unbroken streak of amazing butts
4. this show is so gay and hot
5. and gay
6. and hot
7. butts
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
okay i watched ep 3 of heated rivalry and thoughts:
1. this adaptation is hella better than the book game changer
2. francois arnaud is hot as shit
3. unbroken streak of amazing butts
4. this show is so gay and hot
5. and gay
6. and hot
7. butts
1. this adaptation is hella better than the book game changer
2. francois arnaud is hot as shit
3. unbroken streak of amazing butts
4. this show is so gay and hot
5. and gay
6. and hot
7. butts
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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im not reading any of your dumbass articles until you change your name to james publictransitville and beg for my forgiveness
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
im not reading any of your dumbass articles until you change your name to james publictransitville and beg for my forgiveness
bransen gates is so much funnier than sarah cooper & no one is talking about it
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
bransen gates is so much funnier than sarah cooper & no one is talking about it
can anybody tell me about the turkey sausage ice cream at salt & straw. i can usually get on board with their weirdness but that one has me extremely skeptical 👀
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
can anybody tell me about the turkey sausage ice cream at salt & straw. i can usually get on board with their weirdness but that one has me extremely skeptical 👀
this is record high turnout but it’s like … not very high?? 😬
Voter turnout in the Seattle election has reached 55.95%. That's the highest mayoral election voter turnout this century for the city, besting even the 2009 election when there was 54.99% voter turnout.
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
this is record high turnout but it’s like … not very high?? 😬
glenn greenwald & garth greenwell are the dude version of phoebe bridgers and phoebe waller bridge
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
glenn greenwald & garth greenwell are the dude version of phoebe bridgers and phoebe waller bridge
must be nice to live in new york and know who your next mayor is gonna be 👀
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
must be nice to live in new york and know who your next mayor is gonna be 👀
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.