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Josh
@thetussin.bsky.social
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Trying to stay off social media and failing
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
*to the tune of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”*
Sign reads: COTTON CHICKEN CANDY NUGGETS
October 19, 2023 at 7:34 PM
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thefarce.org
Jim Jordan should keep holding Speaker votes until he drops down to 177, which is the number of students at Ohio State who accused Dr. Richard Strauss of sexual abuse.
October 19, 2023 at 8:10 PM
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craigweekend.bsky.social
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.
Daniel Craig introducing The Weekend
October 13, 2023 at 11:00 PM
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theonion.com
"We are proud to announce that the 2023 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine will be awarded to insurance broker and Findlay, OH resident Darren Weston for his astounding discoveries that vaccines don’t work and will kill you."
54-Year-Old Facebook User Wins Nobel Prize For Own Extensive Internet Research Into Dangers Of Covid...
STOCKHOLM—Lauding the man as one of the greatest minds working in medicine today, the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences reportedly awarded 54-year-old Facebook user Darren Weston the Nobel Prize Mon...
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October 4, 2023 at 3:09 PM
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notalawyer.bsky.social
banning books as a method of enforcing moral puritanism feels so outdated. lady your kid is on tumblr reading about sex acts that would kill Aphrodite
September 28, 2023 at 3:00 PM
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theonion.com
“The truth is, our district is just not equipped in any way, shape, or form to handle a child who’s this driven to succeed.”
Gifted, Passionate Student Really Stretching Limits Of School’s Resources
ANNANDALE, VA—Calling the sophomore’s hunger for knowledge “out of control,” officials at Pine Hills High School confirmed Monday that gifted and highly passionate student Sophie Moncrief, 16,...
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September 22, 2023 at 12:40 AM
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sethcotlar.bsky.social
Few things more convincing than “rules and standards matter” bloviating about how wearing shorts in the Senate will be the downfall of Western Civilization from the party of President “grab em by the p*ssy.”
Dan Crenshaw § @DanCrenshawTX The US Senate lowering its dress code standard to appease the lowest common denominator is emblematic of a far greater problem spreading through society. Rules matter. Standards matter. They're what separate the civilized from the uncivilized and they're what lay the foundation for constant human improvement and progress. Tell people that standards don't matter and they'll stop trying, because their efforts no longer make a difference. If everyone stops trying, stops caring, then civilization becomes uncivilized. So no, it's not hyperbole to suggest that Senator John Fetterman is emblematic of the downfall of societv. 5:27 PM • 9/19/23 from Earth • 734K Views
September 20, 2023 at 1:56 PM
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jphillll.bsky.social
Amazing work everybody, keep it up!!
Fox: Police shortages reported nationwide amid record-low morale and recruitment
September 20, 2023 at 3:46 PM
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actioncookbook.com
I’m having fun online today
Meme of Bart Simpson about to strike an unsuspecting Homer with a chair Text over Homer: “Baby Boomer on Nextdoor complaining about lack of cashiers at Lowe’s and noting they only made $4 an hour when they started working” Text over Bart’s chair: “me, having googled them and done the math, ready to tell them that $4 in 1975 is equivalent to $23 now”
September 20, 2023 at 6:12 PM
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craigweekend.bsky.social
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.
Daniel Craig introducing The Weekend
September 15, 2023 at 11:00 PM
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employees in the US love asking things to themselves like “am I allowed to be sick for two days in a row if I have a job?”
September 12, 2023 at 12:46 PM
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craigweekend.bsky.social
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.
Daniel Craig introducing The Weekend
September 8, 2023 at 11:00 PM
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faineg.bsky.social
Elon Musk is a demon
"ometimes a mistake is much more than just a mistake. By not allowing Ukrainian drones to destroy part of the Russian military (!) fleet via #Starlink interference, @elonmusk allowed this fleet to fire Kalibr missiles at Ukrainian cities. As a result, civilians, children are being killed. This is the price of a cocktail of ignorance and big ego. However, the question still remains: why do some people so desperately want to defend war criminals and their desire to commit murder? And do they now realize that they are committing evil and encouraging evil?"
September 8, 2023 at 3:16 PM
thetussin.bsky.social
@ifycomedy.com Hey there! First learned of you from guest appearances over in RT. I stopped watching them a while ago, but saw your name pop up in Twisted Metal. Just wanted to say great writing on that! Hope you have a long career my dude
August 27, 2023 at 12:56 PM
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frovo.bsky.social
ME: how will i die

FORTUNE TELLER: you will be hit by a car

ME: will my wife miss me

FORTUNE TELLER: perhaps i wasn’t clear
August 26, 2023 at 3:26 PM
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craigweekend.bsky.social
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.
Daniel Craig introducing The Weekend
August 25, 2023 at 11:00 PM
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rbreich.bsky.social
Remember: The real freeloaders in this country are the rich, not the poor.

The richest 1% evade $163 billion in taxes every year.

The United States literally has a yacht tax deduction.

Hello?
August 25, 2023 at 5:51 PM
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chuckwendig.bsky.social
The "starving artist" myth is one promoted by people in power to romanticize the forced austerity of artists and writers -- meaning, to convince creators that being paid less than they are worth is simply part of the expected narrative when it shouldn't be. (See also: the WGA strike.)
ryanvanloan.bsky.social Ryan Van Loan @ryanvanloan.bsky.social · Aug 23
The biggest enabler for creativity is stability. I wish that was made more central to the creative narrative. Figure out what your specific needs are to limit stressors and enable "boring" time and work to achieve that as hard as you're practicing your art.
August 23, 2023 at 1:32 PM
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davemacleod.bsky.social
Andrew Tate is trending which means we can repost this again
August 23, 2023 at 11:39 AM
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apocalypticanow.bsky.social
Remember how both Biden's dogs kept biting Secret Service agents?
apocalypticanow.bsky.social ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · Aug 23
"The agent, who referred to himself as “the unofficial liaison to the Oath Keepers (inching towards official),” described the group as “primarily retired law enforcement/former military members who are very pro-LEO [law enforcement officer] and Pro Trump."
citizensforethics.org CREW @citizensforethics.org · Aug 23
BREAKING: Internal Secret Service emails reveal close communication with Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes
August 23, 2023 at 3:38 PM
thetussin.bsky.social
Trying to learn this new platform. I know I don't have any followers, but if someone could recommend some follows for MCU news, anime stuff, video game stuff.... That'd be dope.
August 21, 2023 at 9:34 PM