thickmoranis
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Nice of the Hoosiers to put this game out of reach by 8:00
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Nice of the Hoosiers to put this game out of reach by 8:00
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If you want to get rich make a thing that says that it’ll make liberals mad and then overcharge for it and either make it out of the worst possible materials or just don’t make it at all and enjoy your $250,000
January 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
If you want to get rich make a thing that says that it’ll make liberals mad and then overcharge for it and either make it out of the worst possible materials or just don’t make it at all and enjoy your $250,000
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We live in an evil country.
January 4, 2026 at 3:21 PM
We live in an evil country.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander channels his inner Kobe throwing the ball off the backboard to himself and then passing to a teammate for an open shot.
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander channels his inner Kobe throwing the ball off the backboard to himself and then passing to a teammate for an open shot.
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Pants off for my filthy Sooners
December 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Pants off for my filthy Sooners
RMT back 😎
Here's the first CFP availability report -- for Alabama-Oklahoma:
December 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
RMT back 😎
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God damn. RIP Rob Reiner. Director of a couple of the most perfect movies of all time. Always a very welcome presence as an actor. Nauseating news.
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
God damn. RIP Rob Reiner. Director of a couple of the most perfect movies of all time. Always a very welcome presence as an actor. Nauseating news.
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SGAs reaction to the flagrant 😂
December 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
SGAs reaction to the flagrant 😂
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
The key to getting Neo’s powers from The Matrix is never creating a DraftKings account
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The key to getting Neo’s powers from The Matrix is never creating a DraftKings account
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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander will deep fry your favorite team. It's going to happen. You might as well accept it. He is SO damn good.
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander will deep fry your favorite team. It's going to happen. You might as well accept it. He is SO damn good.
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Brent's just trying to get a drink, man 😂
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Brent's just trying to get a drink, man 😂
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thanksgiving is a vibe!
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
thanksgiving is a vibe!
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Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
That’s a good hire for OSU
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
That’s a good hire for OSU
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The Jaylin Williams pass on this Cason Wallace slam is 🤌🏼
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The Jaylin Williams pass on this Cason Wallace slam is 🤌🏼
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I don’t mean to be hyperbolic but it may very well never get better than *this* era of Thunder basketball.
Enjoy it. Appreciate it. Once in a lifetime stuff.
Enjoy it. Appreciate it. Once in a lifetime stuff.
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I don’t mean to be hyperbolic but it may very well never get better than *this* era of Thunder basketball.
Enjoy it. Appreciate it. Once in a lifetime stuff.
Enjoy it. Appreciate it. Once in a lifetime stuff.
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
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pretty interesting ballgame they've got going on tonight
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
pretty interesting ballgame they've got going on tonight