Thirteen
@thirteenseconds.bsky.social
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Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon
December 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon
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malevola from dispatch in a suit
December 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
malevola from dispatch in a suit
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This is a very special Sticker Club offering, at least to me. Next in the series, a tribute to my Lucy. A master of weaponized sad puppy face and this phrase, down to her last moments.
Going out this month to subscribers.
ko-fi.com/newbabyfly/t...
#art #dogs #artistsupport #sticker
Going out this month to subscribers.
ko-fi.com/newbabyfly/t...
#art #dogs #artistsupport #sticker
December 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This is a very special Sticker Club offering, at least to me. Next in the series, a tribute to my Lucy. A master of weaponized sad puppy face and this phrase, down to her last moments.
Going out this month to subscribers.
ko-fi.com/newbabyfly/t...
#art #dogs #artistsupport #sticker
Going out this month to subscribers.
ko-fi.com/newbabyfly/t...
#art #dogs #artistsupport #sticker
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
So I forced @thene.bsky.social to buy a pair of those ridiculous Instagram gym pants that are shaped to show off both your butt cheeks like some kind of super hero uniform, mostly as a laugh.
You're welcome, everybody else.
You're welcome, everybody else.
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
So I forced @thene.bsky.social to buy a pair of those ridiculous Instagram gym pants that are shaped to show off both your butt cheeks like some kind of super hero uniform, mostly as a laugh.
You're welcome, everybody else.
You're welcome, everybody else.
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🎵Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
And let me see what spring is like
On a-Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand🎵
Let me play among the stars
And let me see what spring is like
On a-Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand🎵
December 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
🎵Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
And let me see what spring is like
On a-Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand🎵
Let me play among the stars
And let me see what spring is like
On a-Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand🎵
First: I know, spotify evil. I get it, I do.
Second: It is a fucking tragedy that I have to go to fucking youtube to hear Fiona Apple's cover of Sally's Song because the only thing on Spotify is fucking Amy Lee.
Second: It is a fucking tragedy that I have to go to fucking youtube to hear Fiona Apple's cover of Sally's Song because the only thing on Spotify is fucking Amy Lee.
December 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
First: I know, spotify evil. I get it, I do.
Second: It is a fucking tragedy that I have to go to fucking youtube to hear Fiona Apple's cover of Sally's Song because the only thing on Spotify is fucking Amy Lee.
Second: It is a fucking tragedy that I have to go to fucking youtube to hear Fiona Apple's cover of Sally's Song because the only thing on Spotify is fucking Amy Lee.
The third Knives Out movie is probably my favorite of the three. And definitely my favorite display of Catholicism in cinema since Dogma, and I actually mean that in the way of Positive!Catholicism. Not much else to say.
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The third Knives Out movie is probably my favorite of the three. And definitely my favorite display of Catholicism in cinema since Dogma, and I actually mean that in the way of Positive!Catholicism. Not much else to say.
You have no idea how quickly I would do this if we had a nicer house with room to do so.
Bentley Dog has his own home inside the home 😊Living his Best Life #FridayVibes #FridayFeeling
December 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
You have no idea how quickly I would do this if we had a nicer house with room to do so.
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A Blue Jay giving a mid-flight glance over his/her shoulder while showing those beautiful blue feathers.
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A Blue Jay giving a mid-flight glance over his/her shoulder while showing those beautiful blue feathers.
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Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
Bleats
We should call bsky posts "beets" or even better, "bweets"
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Bleats
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IMO, it raises the question of how useful are executives?
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
IMO, it raises the question of how useful are executives?
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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The sheer number of ads touting AI tells you how fucked and over-leveraged these companies are. You don't spend this much on marketing a thing you called "inevitable" unless you are seriously underwater and it ain't inevitable
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The sheer number of ads touting AI tells you how fucked and over-leveraged these companies are. You don't spend this much on marketing a thing you called "inevitable" unless you are seriously underwater and it ain't inevitable
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you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
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Spoke to a number of devs about how, in the face of CEOs claiming gen-AI is the future, their declaration of being genAI free is making waves.
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
“We can produce results that meet our quality standards without its assistance.”
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Spoke to a number of devs about how, in the face of CEOs claiming gen-AI is the future, their declaration of being genAI free is making waves.
A triptych by @thene.bsky.social that i am calling "La Framboise"
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
A triptych by @thene.bsky.social that i am calling "La Framboise"
My wife is an absolute smokeshow and it's unreasonable that I just have to put up with this all the time.
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My wife is an absolute smokeshow and it's unreasonable that I just have to put up with this all the time.
Alie got to go out and see a bunch of her friends and walk around for miles yesterday and now she doesn't understand why we can't do that every day.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Alie got to go out and see a bunch of her friends and walk around for miles yesterday and now she doesn't understand why we can't do that every day.
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December 27, 2023 at 3:24 AM
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BREAKING: Elon Musk Begs His Mom to Fight Joyce Carol Oates
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
BREAKING: Elon Musk Begs His Mom to Fight Joyce Carol Oates
Doggo Dream Time.
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Doggo Dream Time.
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do we know who, or is this some kinda willy wonka situation
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
do we know who, or is this some kinda willy wonka situation