Ashwin Venkatesh
@thisisnotashwin.bsky.social
i’m here for football and nerd stuff
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Cignetti has a portrait of himself in his attic that gets happier and more exuberant over time
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Cignetti has a portrait of himself in his attic that gets happier and more exuberant over time
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🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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baseball will do a 162 game season and then get to the playoffs and act like it’s in a rush to wrap things up. best of 3 playoff series, back to back World Series games. calm down.
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
baseball will do a 162 game season and then get to the playoffs and act like it’s in a rush to wrap things up. best of 3 playoff series, back to back World Series games. calm down.
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Brian Kelly calling in every code violation he sees in his neighborhood this morning just to feel something
October 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Brian Kelly calling in every code violation he sees in his neighborhood this morning just to feel something
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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I know it’s a word but it’s a personal pet peeve of mine when people say “resiliency” instead of “resilience”
October 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I know it’s a word but it’s a personal pet peeve of mine when people say “resiliency” instead of “resilience”
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Miami's uniforms tonight look like an infection
October 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Miami's uniforms tonight look like an infection
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every sports team is a Ship of Theseus
October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
every sports team is a Ship of Theseus
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If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.
October 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.
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Informal sample size of early Halloween events suggests somewhere been 20-30% of children in Los Angeles are Bluey this year
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Informal sample size of early Halloween events suggests somewhere been 20-30% of children in Los Angeles are Bluey this year
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On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
April 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
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cycling only exists on the pogacar - van der poel binary at this point with an exact crossing where van der poel wins every race easier than it and pogacar wins every race harder than it
April 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
cycling only exists on the pogacar - van der poel binary at this point with an exact crossing where van der poel wins every race easier than it and pogacar wins every race harder than it
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The difference in protection is insane.
February 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The difference in protection is insane.
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what's up with bluesky espn why is it so good
February 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
what's up with bluesky espn why is it so good
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This is an unbelievable pull
February 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This is an unbelievable pull
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Serena was an iconic moment
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Serena was an iconic moment
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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If I were the Ravens and Lions I would simply not lose the turnover battle by a combined 8-0 in my legacy-defining Divisional Round games.
January 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If I were the Ravens and Lions I would simply not lose the turnover battle by a combined 8-0 in my legacy-defining Divisional Round games.
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the captain of the defense.
January 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the captain of the defense.