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Production of Hamlet where he turns Yorick's skull into a bong and spends the rest of the play carrying it around and taking giant bong rips from it
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Production of Hamlet where he turns Yorick's skull into a bong and spends the rest of the play carrying it around and taking giant bong rips from it
Not trying to be a pedant, but I think it’s important to reiterate that CBP has been authorized to operate anywhere within 100 miles of a border or coastline. So that effectively means CBP can work wherever the fuck they want in terms of population centers.
Can someone point to the international border in Portland?
January 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Not trying to be a pedant, but I think it’s important to reiterate that CBP has been authorized to operate anywhere within 100 miles of a border or coastline. So that effectively means CBP can work wherever the fuck they want in terms of population centers.
ZIMMERMAN uses POCKET SAND!
It’s super effec— actually, its effectiveness is yet to be apparent.
It’s super effec— actually, its effectiveness is yet to be apparent.
Zimmerman nominates Loretta Smith and Steve Novick.
January 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
ZIMMERMAN uses POCKET SAND!
It’s super effec— actually, its effectiveness is yet to be apparent.
It’s super effec— actually, its effectiveness is yet to be apparent.
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that these people, who cannot even bring themselves to pay lip service to the value of the lives of american mothers, want to lecture you about morals and the undermining of our social fabric, it really is too much. it's just too much
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
that these people, who cannot even bring themselves to pay lip service to the value of the lives of american mothers, want to lecture you about morals and the undermining of our social fabric, it really is too much. it's just too much
*largest wet fart sound ever heard*
ryan asks for an example from the candidates of an issue where their thinking evolved and it put them in opposition to their political side
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
*largest wet fart sound ever heard*
Over the last decade I waged a quixotic, unwinnable effort to have the word “progressive” be forced to dig its own shallow grave. It’s apparent now in this decade that all variations of “don’t take the bait” have taken on that mantle.
Governor Walz says he's prepared to deploy the Minnesota National Guard if protests become violent in reaction to ICE fatally shooting a woman in Minneapolis.
"We will not take the bait," adds Walz, saying he's also angry but demonstrations should remain lawful.
"We will not take the bait," adds Walz, saying he's also angry but demonstrations should remain lawful.
January 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Over the last decade I waged a quixotic, unwinnable effort to have the word “progressive” be forced to dig its own shallow grave. It’s apparent now in this decade that all variations of “don’t take the bait” have taken on that mantle.
ok, ICE is murdering people in the street and portland city council is trying to elect a new president and i'm ostensibly supposed to be working. I have way too much on my plate to start raging at the Timbers FO today, dear fucking god.
🇦🇷 Sources: Inter Miami nearing a deal to acquire midfielder David Ayala from Portland Timbers.
I'm told is a $2m cash trade. Ayala stays as U-22 initiative. Not done but close.
Ayala out of contract at end of season. Timbers tried to engage new contract, but wasn't likely due to personal reasons.
I'm told is a $2m cash trade. Ayala stays as U-22 initiative. Not done but close.
Ayala out of contract at end of season. Timbers tried to engage new contract, but wasn't likely due to personal reasons.
January 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
ok, ICE is murdering people in the street and portland city council is trying to elect a new president and i'm ostensibly supposed to be working. I have way too much on my plate to start raging at the Timbers FO today, dear fucking god.
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Any one of us could be shot or kidnapped because an ICE agent doesn’t like the look of us. Are you prepared to be murdered in cold blood while “news” sources repeat the claim you were “weaponizing your vehicle” trying to leave your driveway? They want you to accept that. They want to make it normal
January 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Any one of us could be shot or kidnapped because an ICE agent doesn’t like the look of us. Are you prepared to be murdered in cold blood while “news” sources repeat the claim you were “weaponizing your vehicle” trying to leave your driveway? They want you to accept that. They want to make it normal
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The Lincoln Project did exactly nothing but pay themselves nicely to never fuckin stop talking. Once and for all, liberals, get over these useless men.
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
The Lincoln Project did exactly nothing but pay themselves nicely to never fuckin stop talking. Once and for all, liberals, get over these useless men.
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[freeze frame as Plurbus crashes through a barn driving the General Lee to escape from Boss Hogg) Well I reckon things ain't lookin' so great for ol' Plurbus.
January 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
[freeze frame as Plurbus crashes through a barn driving the General Lee to escape from Boss Hogg) Well I reckon things ain't lookin' so great for ol' Plurbus.
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trying to find nice ways to say we should all die
November 20, 2024 at 6:14 PM
trying to find nice ways to say we should all die
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@trimet.org i have a really good idea for your budget shortfalls
Congestion pricing is an unqualified success in NYC. It would be great to see it expanded to every city with decent public transit options. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Congestion pricing after one year: How life has changed.
How life has changed in the New York area, according to data on traffic, transit and the responses of 600 readers.
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:03 PM
@trimet.org i have a really good idea for your budget shortfalls
After months of watching premiership matches at 1.5x-2x speed in a vain attempt to stay current, watching AFCON matches at normal speed feels like watching underwater ballet.
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 AM
After months of watching premiership matches at 1.5x-2x speed in a vain attempt to stay current, watching AFCON matches at normal speed feels like watching underwater ballet.
I support the development of laser-pointer-seeking missile silos in every sports stadia.
January 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I support the development of laser-pointer-seeking missile silos in every sports stadia.
The guy who couldn’t be bothered to read the residency requirements to run for governor of his long-abandoned home state now Has Some Opinions on the legality of an international kidnapping.
NYT with a completely psychotic take:
1. It’s good but doesn’t go far enough.
2. Might be some problems with how it was done but let’s not focus there, because
3. What if icky China does this???
Plenty to celebrate and probably awesome but some difficulty ahead 👍🥰😇
1. It’s good but doesn’t go far enough.
2. Might be some problems with how it was done but let’s not focus there, because
3. What if icky China does this???
Plenty to celebrate and probably awesome but some difficulty ahead 👍🥰😇
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
The guy who couldn’t be bothered to read the residency requirements to run for governor of his long-abandoned home state now Has Some Opinions on the legality of an international kidnapping.
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in light of recent events i’m altering my new year’s resolution
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
in light of recent events i’m altering my new year’s resolution
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A lot of people forget how in 2004 the Bush regime kidnapped the democratically elected President of Haiti, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, and dumped him in Africa.
Is there any modern precedent for abducting a head of state?
Plenty of examples of coups, assassinations and domestic trials, including show trials, but this is like a Crusader Kings plot.
Plenty of examples of coups, assassinations and domestic trials, including show trials, but this is like a Crusader Kings plot.
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
A lot of people forget how in 2004 the Bush regime kidnapped the democratically elected President of Haiti, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, and dumped him in Africa.
I somehow hadn’t heard Marching Band O Fortuna before, that rules.
FROSTED CHERRY STOLE ONE OF OUR PHONES @poptartsbowl.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I somehow hadn’t heard Marching Band O Fortuna before, that rules.
It’s the mooosst wonderful tiiiiiimmmme of the yearrrr [African Cup of Nations has returned]
December 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It’s the mooosst wonderful tiiiiiimmmme of the yearrrr [African Cup of Nations has returned]
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3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you.
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
February 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you.
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
Squinting so hard at the x axis in order to plot where Yasin Bey dropped “Mathematics” that my eyeballs are crushed
I hear there's discourse about race and employment in the US
December 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Squinting so hard at the x axis in order to plot where Yasin Bey dropped “Mathematics” that my eyeballs are crushed
I can’t stop thinking about how garbage that new animal farm trailer looks.
December 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I can’t stop thinking about how garbage that new animal farm trailer looks.
I have an unfortunate addiction; I see any classical guitar vid and I snag the sheet music for it, which prevents me from noodling bach's chaconne in front of 2-week old premiership matches at 1.5x speed like normal. I can't get caught up on the prem if i'm nose deep in sons de carrilhões, can i?
December 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I have an unfortunate addiction; I see any classical guitar vid and I snag the sheet music for it, which prevents me from noodling bach's chaconne in front of 2-week old premiership matches at 1.5x speed like normal. I can't get caught up on the prem if i'm nose deep in sons de carrilhões, can i?