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Anticap/Antifash, bicycle enioyer, open source user, living on unceded Lenape Territory in the so-called United States. It’s pretty nice here on this website and you should tell your friends. Both fash and annoying neolibs blocked onsite equally.
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Life is painless for the brainless
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kyrsten sinema seemingly had a long-term plan to cash out of her senate job by establishing a reputation as someone who was connected to both parties, so at minimum it is good to see her get to find out that her name is mud
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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If you want to keep the FBI busy, introduce all their confidential informants to each other and let them come up with a plot.
December 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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when Graham Linehan stood up in court and claimed to be an expert in sissy porn, i believed that man
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Parents sweating over which Lifetouch package to buy
this is my dad’s profile pic on strava lmao
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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The vibe shift today is, I think, due to the fact that New Yorkers were on the offensive instead of the defensive.

Usually with protests, demonstrators have to defend the space, defend their right to march, etc. They get beat up and pushed around and antagonized into chaos and trauma.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Hobby Lobby ad saying they have great gifts for littles, but all the littles I know are queer and hobby lobby hates queers!
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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NEW: US airlines (Delta, United, American, etc) will shut down a program in which it sold hundreds of millions of your flight records to government agencies, including ICE, FBI, ATF, more. Comes after intense lawmaker-pressure and 404 Media's months-long reporting
www.404media.co/airlines-wil...
Airlines Will Shut Down Program That Sold Your Flights Records to Government
The move comes after intense pressure from lawmakers and 404 Media’s months-long reporting about the airline industry's data selling practices.
www.404media.co
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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I wish this were true, but it wasn't even the dumbest thing he said on that call
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown.

The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It
The initial 'Shutdown Guidance' for the US Army Garrison Bavaria included instructions to go to German food banks.
www.404media.co
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
So we’re all just not gonna speak of the bombing at Harvard Medical School? Like it’s no big deal, right?
November 2, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Up to 180nm of torque on the new Rivian ebike. That’s pretty nuts.

The coolest thing is that you can use the battery to charge stuff with usb-c

youtu.be/iapSfLRvDAk
RJ Scaringe & Chris Yu Introduce the TM-B
YouTube video by Ride ALSO.
youtu.be
October 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Psychiatrists/NPs/therapists who could provide off-the-books, no-fee, Zoom-based care for individuals in crisis in ICE-targeted Chicago communities, please email me: [email protected]. Include whether you can prescribe, speak Spanish (or other languages), and available hours per week/month.
October 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This right here is the hard hitting journalism I come on this site to read.
Confirmed: Apple's polishing cloth is compatible with the new M5 MacBook Pro
October 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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This is one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever heard anyone say.
Kayleigh McEnany on Jimmy Kimmel's suspension: "For all the concern about the 'the First Amendment, the First Amendment,' what about all the amendments that Charlie Kirk lost? Because Charlie Kirk has no amendments right now. None."
September 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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@bluesky moderation is suspending people for posting Kirk's own words which tells you everything you need to know.
September 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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September 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Ahhh yes, the anarchist position of *checks notes* voting blue no matter who
You are correct, Trump is such a better option for us! Republicans are always such champions of trans people 😆 Let's ask Elon's daughter...
July 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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It’s a blackmail web, Epstein is not the only one who was collecting blackmail material. Trump can redact himself from the ‘file’ or whatever, but someone else doesn’t want it released and is threatening Trump with what they have on him. That’s why he is in such a desperate panic.
July 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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If you know anyone in Texas, please tell them:
This is caused by global warming, which means it is caused by rich people and the way they treat our planet
July 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Mayor Parker is so bad. I had hopes for her doing well, even though she wasn’t my first (or second) choice for mayor. We figured out she’s anti-worker pretty quickly with the return to office right after the pandemic with people working in hallways and without desks and shit.
June 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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If I were a hero I think I would probably not be happy to know that my name had replaced another guy’s entirely because the secretary of defense hates gay people
June 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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BREAKING NEWS!!! The gender affirming medicaid ban has been struck down by the senate parliamentarian from the reconciliation package.

www.budget.senate.gov/ranking-memb...
Byrd Rule Violations Continue to Mount on the Republicans’ “One Big, Beautiful Bill” | U.S. Senate Committee On The Budget
The Official U.S. Senate Committee On The Budget
www.budget.senate.gov
June 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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I wrote an Op-Ed about SEPTA funding and how our Agency is actually one of the most efficient in the country with handling money.
The last thing we need is for SEPTA to get defunded, enjoy the gift link 🤙
June 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM