Tochi Onyebuchi
@tochitruestory.bsky.social
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Dope writer, mid gamer. Riot Baby (2020) Captain America: Symbol of Truth (2022-2023) Goliath (2022) Harmattan Season (2025) Forthcoming: Racebook: A Personal History of the Internet (2025) Substack: tochionyebuchi.substack.com
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merriam-webster.com
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
I, too, would make sure that all the people who would need to coordinate to halt or reverse my political progress were gathered from across the planet in the same room while I demonstrated why they should probably do that
bubbaprog.xyz
if i were a would-be dictator whose only civilian check on power had been consumed by total-complete partisan loyalty, something i would definitely do is call an unprecedented in-person meeting of the only people who could stop me and then proceed to illustrate why they should stop me
tochitruestory.bsky.social
One of these days I'll finally learn how to be less last-minute about these 🤣
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thelincoln.bsky.social
For real, if you've ever been considering reviewing / interviewing / etc. someone but stopped yourself because the book was released months ago... do it! We love getting coverage after pub day.
justintaylor.bsky.social
Worst thing to happen to book crit was getting mercilessly synced to pub dates. writer gets 97% of the coverage they're ever getting by the end of week 2, & if the book is widely reviewed (positive or not) in prestige places some of your would-be audience burns out on takes & skips the book itself.
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anamariecox.bsky.social
This story has it all: aquaculture, Black Flag, Bernie Sanders, Star Trek as policy, John Hodgman, male tears, and a candidate citing Luthen’s monologue from Andor.

Meet Graham Platner, the Maine oysterman trying to crack the senate. @grahamformaine.bsky.social

newrepublic.com/article/1996...
The Political Awakening of the Oyster Farmer Gunning for Susan Collins
Graham Platner’s campaign launch has been a sudden sensation. But what he’s building now is rooted in the work of a lifetime.
newrepublic.com
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tochitruestory.bsky.social
I have no idea what I'm saving this picture for, but I know the day will come where it will serve as a response beyond perfection, expertly braised, with just the right amount of meme. And when that day comes, I will be so glad of the wisdom and forethought I exercised today.
darthputinkgb.bsky.social
"Mr Putin, why have you had a million casualties to control less of Ukraine than you did 3 years ago?"
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rohmersimpson.bsky.social
some guy who won the Nobel for particle physics or something is going to get black bagged by an 11th grader named Bracen Walmart
tinavasquez.bsky.social
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem just announced she's removing the age limit for ICE applicants, which allows literal teenagers to now apply. What could possibly go wrong?
tochitruestory.bsky.social
Saw Flight with a law school buddy at the AMC Magic Johnson when it came out.

During the scene where Denzel gets rid of all the liquor in his cabin, a guy in front of us, very audibly, lamented "NO, NOT THE HENNY!"
dougtilley.bsky.social
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?

During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
aisleseat.bsky.social
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
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lailalalami.com
When I’m waiting for reviews of my new book.
Zohran Mamdani making fun of the NY Post in his latest viral video. Caption says, “Inshallah, on the front page.”
tochitruestory.bsky.social
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday
fhp.bsky.social
Tucked away in the 'One Big Beautiful Bill' is the requirement that all visitors to the US must pay $250 just to enter the country starting 1 October! For a family of 5 that's $1250! I doubt this will help America's crashing tourism business which is down 10% already since January
tochitruestory.bsky.social
"No, it won't," real person with common sense, whose brain hasn't been rotted by an addiction to credit default swaps predicts.
eurogamer.bsky.social
GTA 6 will earn $7.6bn in two months and be the "largest gaming release of all time", investment firm predicts

www.eurogamer.net/gta-6-will-e...
GTA6 screenshot of city and beach with two illustrated characters superimposed
tochitruestory.bsky.social
WIRED is the Shams of US political reporting.
tochitruestory.bsky.social
Me thinking this was about the video game company and nodding sagely along
aelkus.bsky.social
EA failed because it was impossible to decouple the "better malaria nets" stuff from the extended Rationalist Cinematic Universe. And the thread holding much of the latter together is AI