Tom Easton
@tomeaston.bsky.social
Best-selling children's author. Complete idiot. Mostly Dad Jokes. Rep. Claire Wilson - RCW. Also Production Manager at Hachette Children’s.
Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him
Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him
Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
A Lannister always pays his debts, Charlie Brown.
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A Lannister always pays his debts, Charlie Brown.
Oh no!
Private jet passengers flying from UK face fourfold increase in tax on.ft.com/3Xnvtzk
Private jet passengers flying from UK face fourfold increase in tax
More than 500,000 trips will be subject to higher levies
on.ft.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Oh no!
Robert Eggars' Very Hungry Caterpillar
Jordan Peele's Scarrytown
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Robert Eggars' Very Hungry Caterpillar
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Losing a loved one during the holidays is tough. My dad died during Shrimpfest
November 29, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Losing a loved one during the holidays is tough. My dad died during Shrimpfest
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Rachel Reeves’ day so far
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Rachel Reeves’ day so far
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‘Cheer up, dad. They’re making Rush Hour 4’
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
‘Cheer up, dad. They’re making Rush Hour 4’
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I hope they let Bolsonaro keep up with his favorite hobby* while he’s in prison
*getting Covid-19 (the novel coronavirus) 4x/month
*getting Covid-19 (the novel coronavirus) 4x/month
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I hope they let Bolsonaro keep up with his favorite hobby* while he’s in prison
*getting Covid-19 (the novel coronavirus) 4x/month
*getting Covid-19 (the novel coronavirus) 4x/month
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
🎼we tripped the light
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
🎼we tripped the light
this photo makes it seems like the 4 were still at the Louvre when they were arrested. Big mistake if so.
Sono state arrestate altre quattro persone per il furto al Louvre
Sono state arrestate altre quattro persone per il furto al Louvre
ilpost.link
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
this photo makes it seems like the 4 were still at the Louvre when they were arrested. Big mistake if so.
"you know who else had a Black Friday?"
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"you know who else had a Black Friday?"
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The UK Premiere of the 4K restoration of William Friedkin’s white-knuckle thriller SORCERER hits our biggest screen daily from 9th January - for real this time. Experience the explosive, new version, sourced from the 35mm original negative.
🎟️ : buff.ly/bv1jZia
🎟️ : buff.ly/bv1jZia
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The UK Premiere of the 4K restoration of William Friedkin’s white-knuckle thriller SORCERER hits our biggest screen daily from 9th January - for real this time. Experience the explosive, new version, sourced from the 35mm original negative.
🎟️ : buff.ly/bv1jZia
🎟️ : buff.ly/bv1jZia
I really like the way Americans pronounce my name
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I really like the way Americans pronounce my name
when the AI bubble bursts there are going to be lots of unused data centres around the world.
I propose we use them to jail all the tech bros that created the bubble in the first place.
I propose we use them to jail all the tech bros that created the bubble in the first place.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
when the AI bubble bursts there are going to be lots of unused data centres around the world.
I propose we use them to jail all the tech bros that created the bubble in the first place.
I propose we use them to jail all the tech bros that created the bubble in the first place.
Zack Polanski can not make your boobs bigger through hypnosis but I bet Derren Brown could.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Zack Polanski can not make your boobs bigger through hypnosis but I bet Derren Brown could.
Im actually the one good apple in the barrel ladies
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Im actually the one good apple in the barrel ladies
Alf Hog of Bluesky Calendar
Cat of Bluesky Calendar
Man of Bluesky Calendar
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Alf Hog of Bluesky Calendar
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The Martian (2015)
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The Martian (2015)
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November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The Martian (2015)
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The Martian (2015)