Torsion SadHam Hussein
@torsionham.bsky.social
Envisioner of the Planet Of The Horses. Veteran potato observer. Sample text. Profile pic by @frovo.bsky.social
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Psst kid, wanna buy some... [opens trench coat, briefcases fall out and trench coats spill out of the briefcases]
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Nothing quite like the feeling of taking off your lobster costume after a long day of chasing strangers around the arboretum
December 10, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Nothing quite like the feeling of taking off your lobster costume after a long day of chasing strangers around the arboretum
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
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Frantically hitting refresh on the Wikipedia page for Saddam Hussein
March 26, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Frantically hitting refresh on the Wikipedia page for Saddam Hussein
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"if I pronounce a word wrong, it's because I learned it by reading," I say through tears as my wife's step son roundly mocks me for saying "The Wizard of Ounce"
December 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"if I pronounce a word wrong, it's because I learned it by reading," I say through tears as my wife's step son roundly mocks me for saying "The Wizard of Ounce"
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DATE: I’m excited to go out tonight
ME: you look kind of newpussycat
DATE: what’s newpussycat?
ME: whoa oh oh oh
DATE: I just remembered I had plans to die tonight, sorry
ME: you look kind of newpussycat
DATE: what’s newpussycat?
ME: whoa oh oh oh
DATE: I just remembered I had plans to die tonight, sorry
January 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
DATE: I’m excited to go out tonight
ME: you look kind of newpussycat
DATE: what’s newpussycat?
ME: whoa oh oh oh
DATE: I just remembered I had plans to die tonight, sorry
ME: you look kind of newpussycat
DATE: what’s newpussycat?
ME: whoa oh oh oh
DATE: I just remembered I had plans to die tonight, sorry
Horsassin’s Creed. The last thing my horse saw was the word “DESYNCHRONIZED” over translucent blue shards
December 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Horsassin’s Creed. The last thing my horse saw was the word “DESYNCHRONIZED” over translucent blue shards
Always have to look up when I go outside just in case a horse descends on me from above
December 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Always have to look up when I go outside just in case a horse descends on me from above
ARAGORN: Riders of Rohan! What news from the mark?
ÉOMER: Sauron is appearing on the scene
ÉOMER: Sauron is appearing on the scene
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
ARAGORN: Riders of Rohan! What news from the mark?
ÉOMER: Sauron is appearing on the scene
ÉOMER: Sauron is appearing on the scene
If we still haven’t decided what to call tweets on this app then how about “poems”
December 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If we still haven’t decided what to call tweets on this app then how about “poems”
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SECRET SANTA: [Emerges from chimney wearing a balaclava] HO HO– I mean, HA HA HA
December 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
SECRET SANTA: [Emerges from chimney wearing a balaclava] HO HO– I mean, HA HA HA
Have yourself a merry little Chepmas
Now is a good time to remember that CHEP is a Brambles company
December 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Have yourself a merry little Chepmas
SECRET SANTA: [Emerges from chimney wearing a balaclava] HO HO– I mean, HA HA HA
December 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
SECRET SANTA: [Emerges from chimney wearing a balaclava] HO HO– I mean, HA HA HA
Oppenheimer is a Christmas film
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Oppenheimer is a Christmas film
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I see Santa is trending, which can only mean one thing. RIP, brother 🙏 Thanks for all the crap.
December 24, 2023 at 9:13 PM
I see Santa is trending, which can only mean one thing. RIP, brother 🙏 Thanks for all the crap.
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The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
November 16, 2024 at 3:16 PM
The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
Just once in my life I would like to have to throw a chair through a plate-glass window in order to escape a dangerous situation
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Just once in my life I would like to have to throw a chair through a plate-glass window in order to escape a dangerous situation
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its my first day as PM and i am announcing the 'octuple lock' pension. it goes up every 8 seconds for no reason
December 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
its my first day as PM and i am announcing the 'octuple lock' pension. it goes up every 8 seconds for no reason
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
Sicario is a Christmas film
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sicario is a Christmas film
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McConaissance Quietly Concludes
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
McConaissance Quietly Concludes
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Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:
My god, they out-clifforded Clifford Banes
What do you think is the greatest ever TV news clip? For me this can never be beaten...
December 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My god, they out-clifforded Clifford Banes
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folks they are almost out of ai assistant names. there are not many left
![Ask Gordon [BETA]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3553q446gonrogr5klgmzd2x/bafkreig7xg4rxgwviwyhoxqlg5s4mboowtzts6d6jjcfpp37mmllfm5l44@jpeg)
December 20, 2025 at 7:21 AM
folks they are almost out of ai assistant names. there are not many left