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Max Power
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No gods/No masters
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What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Just when I thought the Ravens season was dead…
a man is standing in front of a window with the words just when i thought i was out , they pull me back in
ALT: a man is standing in front of a window with the words just when i thought i was out , they pull me back in
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Stupid sexy poptart.
The emergence of the protein Pop-tart
December 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Wemby is just so cool
December 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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You can very clearly see why someone whose job it is to protect war criminals would need this pulled from the airwaves: It’s visible proof the Trump administration is operating concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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(6:30 PM) BRAIN AND BODY: it's probably almost midnight
December 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Pack your bags, Ryan Mountcastle, a team can only have one pop punk first baseman.
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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For too long, America's most powerful public figures were not Doing Shit Like This. Those days are over.
December 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Guy couldn’t handle that smoke from Martha.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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[the hold steady voice]
They’re getting rid of the Frank Sinatra music at the dancing fountain in Las Vegas. At the Bellagio casino. And they’re replacing it with Jelly Roll. They’re going to make the water red, white, and blue. And every night they’ll pick one kid to go into the fountain and wave. I’ll be there. Will you?
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Man GRod’s shoulder must be shredded.
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Ravens are such an unserious team.
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The democrats!
so much suffering and sacrifice only to to agree to terms that will beget more suffering and sacrifice.
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A generation of guys who can’t make their Cybertruck payments living the events of the movie Sorcerer.
Favorite new genre of TikTok: dudes, advising people to leave the United States to escape their debts
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It’s such a poetic testament to late-stage capitalism that this America’s-Funniest-Home-Videos-For-Energy-Drink-Consumers has been the load-bearing program on MTV for a decade and a half.
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
First poster for ‘Scream 7’

In theaters February 27
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM