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DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: But when the conditions are right, the Carson Beck will enter its molting phase, forcing every interception out of its body in one night and leaving it hauntingly vulnerable to predators.
October 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: But when the conditions are right, the Carson Beck will enter its molting phase, forcing every interception out of its body in one night and leaving it hauntingly vulnerable to predators.
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getting your post read out loud by a lawyer, directly to the person you made fun of, and entered into public record is the poster's dream
August 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
getting your post read out loud by a lawyer, directly to the person you made fun of, and entered into public record is the poster's dream
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Found this ad from the NYTimes when Superman 75 hit the stores.
August 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Found this ad from the NYTimes when Superman 75 hit the stores.
Pre-season football is kinda like a handjob in that I’m always really excited by the idea of it, and then it actually starts to happen.
August 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Pre-season football is kinda like a handjob in that I’m always really excited by the idea of it, and then it actually starts to happen.
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No machine could ever make something this unhinged imo
March 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
No machine could ever make something this unhinged imo
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Was thinking about ChatGPT images feel so worthless and something occurred to me. I am not a trained artist (not fishing here!), but I love making pictures of family—in part bc of the process, but also the reaction they engender.
If I pressed a button they’d look better but…they’d have zero value.
If I pressed a button they’d look better but…they’d have zero value.
March 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Was thinking about ChatGPT images feel so worthless and something occurred to me. I am not a trained artist (not fishing here!), but I love making pictures of family—in part bc of the process, but also the reaction they engender.
If I pressed a button they’d look better but…they’d have zero value.
If I pressed a button they’d look better but…they’d have zero value.
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this is what we mean when we talk about right wing affirmative action. if you walk into any normal job with a 165 page resume you don’t get an interview, and further you’re a cocktail party laughingstock for a generation
Here's something fun I found out today, Josh Blackman's CV is 165 pages long and has a table of contents docs.google.com/document/d/1...
March 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
this is what we mean when we talk about right wing affirmative action. if you walk into any normal job with a 165 page resume you don’t get an interview, and further you’re a cocktail party laughingstock for a generation
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"Two weeks ago, I was called a Nazi.”
March 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"Two weeks ago, I was called a Nazi.”
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Birthday shopping for my dad
February 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Birthday shopping for my dad
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue
February 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue
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Imagine being so bad at Sunday school that the pope yelled at you personally
MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”
February 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Imagine being so bad at Sunday school that the pope yelled at you personally
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We gotta be French DJs about our politics
February 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
We gotta be French DJs about our politics
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
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Josh Allen on that first drive
January 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Josh Allen on that first drive
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My even older man take: One Conference Championship game on Saturday night, one on Sunday night
my old man take is we need more time between these games
January 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My even older man take: One Conference Championship game on Saturday night, one on Sunday night
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Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.
January 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.
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could never do polyamory because that would mean using a calendar correctly
January 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
could never do polyamory because that would mean using a calendar correctly
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just a couple of months ago there was a TikTok where a lady said “BookTok [the nickname for the segment of the site discussing books] shouldn’t be political” and someone made a response video saying “you need to understand that this is actual violence.” joe biden took this from me.
January 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
just a couple of months ago there was a TikTok where a lady said “BookTok [the nickname for the segment of the site discussing books] shouldn’t be political” and someone made a response video saying “you need to understand that this is actual violence.” joe biden took this from me.
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Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials
January 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials
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OnlyFans model creates SFW content on PornHub, publishes post to LinkedIn explaining that she gets a much higher rate on PornHub vs YouTube ($1,000 per million views on Pornhub versus YouTube’s $340), and then LinkedIn takes down her post and bans her.
www.404media.co/why-this-onl...
www.404media.co/why-this-onl...
Why This OnlyFans Model Posts Machine Learning Explainers to Pornhub
Justice Alito should watch this Pornhub video about calculus.
www.404media.co
January 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
OnlyFans model creates SFW content on PornHub, publishes post to LinkedIn explaining that she gets a much higher rate on PornHub vs YouTube ($1,000 per million views on Pornhub versus YouTube’s $340), and then LinkedIn takes down her post and bans her.
www.404media.co/why-this-onl...
www.404media.co/why-this-onl...
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Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Warehouse (2000)
January 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Warehouse (2000)
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Notre Dame-Penn State is a stellar Smoking Cigarettes In A 1980s Restaurant matchup
January 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Notre Dame-Penn State is a stellar Smoking Cigarettes In A 1980s Restaurant matchup