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🇲🇽 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️•Nazi punks FUCK OFF
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It is insanely dangerous for Gavin Newsome to be the sole big-name face of the anti-Trump resistance in the Democratic Party, and I pray to god that some other Democrats start trying to outdo him fast
This motherfucker
August 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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heroic use of "buddy" in "you gonna fuck a couch buddy" (video via x.com/ArthurDelane...)
Omg, JD Vance getting heckled by people yelling ‘COUCH F*CKER’ as he visits Union Station to survey Trump’s militarization of D.C.
August 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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And they're doing this in defiance of state law, probably moving forward because Newsom has made it clear that he doesn't support the existing law and wants the state legislature to change it.
While Newsom pals around with Nazis and has his staffers write like just totally epic tweets mocking Trump, trans bans are spreading through California like wildfire, ignited by his willing segregation of trans girls just over a month ago.
cbs4local.com/news/nation-...
California school board votes to ban transgender athletes from girls' sports
The Kern County Board of Education voted to ban transgender athletes from participating in sports that align with their gender identity.
cbs4local.com
August 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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If you live in Washington DC or if you work for the DC police, National Guard, DHS, ATF, FBI, or any other relevant agencies and have any info or tips to share, please reach out via Signal premthakker.35

Your anonymity will be protected

If this doesn't apply to you, please boost so others can see
August 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Threatening people with internment in *checks notes* Little Tokyo near the Japanese American Museum is *really* dirty work.
Piece of shit ICE fascists are swarming Little Tokyo. Posted up outside the Japanese American Museum threatening people with internment. Impossible to overstate how disgusting these people are.
August 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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EVERYONE: please lower the cost of living, get rid of ICE, provide healthcare for all, and release the Epstein files

AMERICA: we heard you loud and clear, so that’s why we’re having a UFC match at the White House
August 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Situation on 14th St and W St. NW, with federal agents -- no specific agency identified -- pulling cars over for checks. They arrested a Black woman in this car.

BIG crowd of people shouting at police.

"Fuck you!"

"What is wrong with you!"

"You don't need to terrorize people like this!"
August 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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August 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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DC is FORTY-ONE PERCENT Black.

Do you understand?
August 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Siempre esté pendiente de sus alrededores. RECUERDE no abra la puerta sin orden judicial, tiene el derecho de permanecer callado y no firmar ningún documento. Si tiene información adicional, mande un mensaje directo: 202-335-1183. 2/
August 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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And they want to try this in Chicago?

Taking a sub to the chest is nothing compared to catching a 60-pound deep dish pizza.

There's going to be a lot of feds with giant circles punched clean through their stomachs, standing there all confused like Wile E. Coyote.
August 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Congrats to the FBI agents who graduated from Quantico so they could bust teens on 4-wheelers and old dudes brown-bagging in the park.
As Trump shifts federal agents on to the streets of Washington, local leaders call it "unnecessary" and point to the stats

Violent crime dropped 26% from last year

Trump alleges DC is graffiti-filled and dangerous

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August 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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OH HEY. Guess what??? We raised enough money to fund 10 companion cats so if you or someone you know needs a sweet furry pal, get in touch!

If you're in Northern Virginia or the surrounding areas, please share! 😸
August 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Loving this narrative in by @ramirez.house.gov towards Democrats falling short representing their constituents into how the entire GOP exists to defend pedophiles.

A+ message highly recommend folks listen to her more! #nn25
@netrootsnation.bsky.social
August 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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If anyone wants to print these tri-folds out to distribute them elsewhere, you can download the PDF here:

crimethinc.com/zines/8-thin...

Thanks so much to everyone risking their freedom at this protest to protect EVERYONE's freedom! 🖤
8 Things You Can Do to Stop ICE
8 Things You Can Do to Stop ICE Know Your Rights—Educate Your Community Learn your rights in interactions with ICE and law enforcement. Trump officials have complained that people knowing their r...
crimethinc.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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BRUH
BREAKING: The US government has just removed sections 9 and 10 of Article I of the US Constitution from their website.

Note that sections 9 and 10 deal with:

- Writ of Habeas Corpus
- Congresses ability to control tariffs.

See screenshot below: Notice that 9 and 10 are gone.
August 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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After a week of no contact I just got this from Doaa in G♡z♡:
August 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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logging onto Bluesky
August 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Don’t, under any circumstances, give this government any information unless you are legally compelled to. I’m not a lawyer, but I’m also not an idiot.
August 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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On what would have been James Baldwin’s 101st birthday, we honor his legacy of challenging our nation to live up to its promises of liberty and justice for all.
August 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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liberals can’t even handle anyone to their left criticizing democrats like pete buttigieg and gavin newsom 3 years before the presidential primary about how they have shifted right on trans issues and homeless policies. when is the right time to criticize them????
August 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM