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⁂twelvesy
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🏳️‍🌈 Hávámal 127

REJECT SAINT PAUL—EMBRACE IMNIZASKA
Pinned
Bless the Wintermaker and His snowfall.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people.
herculean effort not to play fairytale of new york on the jukebox whenever i enter a place thats placing christmas music now
December 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
ikea discontinued or is otherwise out of julmust. my disappointment is immeasurable.
December 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
dont think i get the impetus behind quirky puny protests signs, especially for anti-ICE protests. it’s not a sporting event where you’re trying to get on the jumbotron, the implicit promise behind every single demonstration is “end the threat to our community or *we will end it with our own hands*”
December 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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​Super windy and cold out there - but my little guy flew like a champ!
December 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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“It was the fuckaroundiest of times, it was the findeyoutiest of times”
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
skaði bless minnesota
winter biking, Grumpy's Bar, NE Minneapolis
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
everyone wants to name their kid something unique but nobody wants to open a book. so they butcher the gaelic languages and name their kid makynna or branwynne instead of bustin’ out ol’ reliable Ælfsige and
Eormenhild
December 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
forndom has handsdown made some of *the* best nordic neofolk in the world. *Moþir* and *Faþir* are all-timer albums
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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🩵🩵🩵A big thank you from The Somali Museum of Minnesota for all of the generous donations during our reaction stream for The Game Awards. Thank you!🩵🩵🩵

www.givemn.org/story/12p1xe
December 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
you folk are always welcome at @mplscitysc.bsky.social games. ML$ eat a poo.
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
so we’re ending “fuck seattle” and replacing it with “fuck miami” now, right?
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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if the Bostoo Yook Yarters don't win the next World Series we riot
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.

Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”

I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Gavin Newsom is Mitt Romney for the Democrats, a department store mannequin who will lose in a general election
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Some Dems have told themselves only ~1% of the population is trans so they can dip their toe in the anti-trans filth and come out clean.

I don't have any trans family members—but it still makes me irate. I see it as a huge red flag, a sign you are unprincipled and untrustworthy. And I'm not alone.
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
snowballs as improvised community defense. iron front meet cold front.
December 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Bucket Hat Brigade condemns ICE raids in MN. We stand with our Latine and Somali communities and reject all local collaboration with ICE. No data sharing, no holds, no silence. No raids. No deportations. Abolish ICE.
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
How to Turn Left in the UP
YouTube video by Phersick
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
red bull buying Miami FC, naming it Red Bull Miami, entering USL D1 in 2028, and then running a massive shotgun ad campaign in florida to get people that don’t follow soccer vigilantly to think that red bull bought inter, just to fuck with messi fans, would be so fucking funny i’d respect the corpo
December 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
*dirty saint cloud*
trying to memorize the lyrics to the pogues’ dirty old town. gotta prepare for the event saint cloud ends up with a team in the USL2
December 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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On a bitterly cold MN day we are reminded of the sunshine days, celebrating the 2025 @mnsupercup.bsky.social on Lake Bde Maka Ska

#ComeOnYouCrows
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i might be captain buzzkill, but i like forward madison’s brand identity and it woulda been cooler to see forward women and forward men as coequal parts of the madison club instead of separating them off into their own things, imo
December 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Reminder Minnesota: Congresswoman Angie Craig voted for the Lake Riley Act that took away due process from immigrants. She is partly responsible for the kidnapping of immigrants and families being ripped apart.
Trump at the White House congressional ball: "You passed the Laken Riley to get criminal aliens off the street so the don't kill our people, hurt our people, mug our people, slice up our people, which is what they did. They're not doing it so much."
December 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
it’s been hard to convey my college experience to folks who havent lived in the keweenaw, so i’m really thankful for this winter right now in the twin cities.

imagine, if you will, the weather and daylight hours we’ve had the last few days. about four-to-five days a week. for five months. straight
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Fuck ICE
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM