Graham
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hard for me to get too upset at the NYT or whoever for "killing" stories about the nation's elite and their own reporters palling around and conspiring with infamous pedophile sex traffickers. at the end of the day, you only have so many pages in the newspaper. and maybe someone in NYC saw a deer?
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
hard for me to get too upset at the NYT or whoever for "killing" stories about the nation's elite and their own reporters palling around and conspiring with infamous pedophile sex traffickers. at the end of the day, you only have so many pages in the newspaper. and maybe someone in NYC saw a deer?
@means.tv tried emailing but got no reply. It still shows me that my order hasn't shipped and it has been weeks since I ordered. Is my order going to be sent still?
ORDER #5492
ORDER #5492
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 AM
@means.tv tried emailing but got no reply. It still shows me that my order hasn't shipped and it has been weeks since I ordered. Is my order going to be sent still?
ORDER #5492
ORDER #5492
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I am announcing a class action lawsuit against everyone who enjoyed the little contrarian high of posting "actually Kim Kardashian is really smart...and is becoming a lawyer" for ten years. I can't wait to be rich
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I am announcing a class action lawsuit against everyone who enjoyed the little contrarian high of posting "actually Kim Kardashian is really smart...and is becoming a lawyer" for ten years. I can't wait to be rich
@gooffkings.bsky.social Goo Crew Godzilla
The #GodzillaMinusOne sequel is officially titled ‘Godzilla: Minus Zero’ 🎥
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
@gooffkings.bsky.social Goo Crew Godzilla
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The homeopathic cure for autism already exists
September 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The homeopathic cure for autism already exists
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curb episode where larry gets dragged to a birthday party for a guy he doesn't know and decides to write something funny in the guestbook. cut to present day, larry's at home watching the evening news: "comedian larry david wrote 'happy birthday, i know your little secret' in jeffrey epstein's book"
September 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
curb episode where larry gets dragged to a birthday party for a guy he doesn't know and decides to write something funny in the guestbook. cut to present day, larry's at home watching the evening news: "comedian larry david wrote 'happy birthday, i know your little secret' in jeffrey epstein's book"
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Stay salty DC 🔥
August 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Stay salty DC 🔥
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this is the way rich people think about health insurance
It’s ever a good idea to see what’s going on at the NYT, but
August 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
this is the way rich people think about health insurance
@remmukh.bsky.social do you sell prints or originals of your work and if so what's the rough pricing? I think my wife would like the hobbits. feel free to DM
July 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
@remmukh.bsky.social do you sell prints or originals of your work and if so what's the rough pricing? I think my wife would like the hobbits. feel free to DM
@docseuss.bsky.social Hey I thought you wrote or shared something great about sociopaths and I wanted to share it with someone. I'll hit you up on venmo if you help me find it
July 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
@docseuss.bsky.social Hey I thought you wrote or shared something great about sociopaths and I wanted to share it with someone. I'll hit you up on venmo if you help me find it
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this is going to put owning a complete dinosaur skeleton totally out of reach for the average American family
Earlier this summer, I broke the news that Sothebys — after smashing records for a private fossil sale in 2024 — was bringing a Ceratosaurus that had previously been in a museum to market. It just sold for $30 million, the third highest price ever.
The age of sky-high dinosaur prices is here.
The age of sky-high dinosaur prices is here.
Ceratosaur Fossil Auctioned for $30.5 Million by Sotheby’s
www.nytimes.com
July 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
this is going to put owning a complete dinosaur skeleton totally out of reach for the average American family
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Her: Why didn't you do the dishes?
Me: Dishes are a distraction. We need to focus on the real issue, the vacuuming that I am also not doing.
Me: Dishes are a distraction. We need to focus on the real issue, the vacuuming that I am also not doing.
June 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Her: Why didn't you do the dishes?
Me: Dishes are a distraction. We need to focus on the real issue, the vacuuming that I am also not doing.
Me: Dishes are a distraction. We need to focus on the real issue, the vacuuming that I am also not doing.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save?
I'm not coming back.
I'm not coming back.
June 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save?
I'm not coming back.
I'm not coming back.
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
@murderxbryan got a type of guy here
May 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
@murderxbryan got a type of guy here
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I don’t think I’ve made a worse financial decision in my life than developing good taste
April 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I don’t think I’ve made a worse financial decision in my life than developing good taste
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Leftists: I know we don't like him but it's ludicrous that Obama hasn't spoken up.
Liberals: No it isn't, he doesn't owe us anything.
Obama: The Giver by Chappell Roan is a certified bop!
Liberals: No it isn't, he doesn't owe us anything.
Obama: The Giver by Chappell Roan is a certified bop!
March 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Leftists: I know we don't like him but it's ludicrous that Obama hasn't spoken up.
Liberals: No it isn't, he doesn't owe us anything.
Obama: The Giver by Chappell Roan is a certified bop!
Liberals: No it isn't, he doesn't owe us anything.
Obama: The Giver by Chappell Roan is a certified bop!
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The second worst thing to ever happen in Dallas happened today. And it's a tossup which one Kyrie Irving has the weirder theory about
February 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The second worst thing to ever happen in Dallas happened today. And it's a tossup which one Kyrie Irving has the weirder theory about
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i do not understand how rotisserie chickens operate as a loss leader. you did not trick me into grocery shopping using the chicken, i had to go grocery shopping and now i have a delicious cooked chicken for only 7.99
January 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i do not understand how rotisserie chickens operate as a loss leader. you did not trick me into grocery shopping using the chicken, i had to go grocery shopping and now i have a delicious cooked chicken for only 7.99
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Dude shoots his Cybertruck, and is shocked to find out it's not bulletproof
(via @FAFO_TV on Twitter)
(via @FAFO_TV on Twitter)
October 16, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Dude shoots his Cybertruck, and is shocked to find out it's not bulletproof
(via @FAFO_TV on Twitter)
(via @FAFO_TV on Twitter)
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now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
October 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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this year - for the first time in nearly a decade - hawktuahber starts on a tuahsday
September 30, 2024 at 12:25 AM
this year - for the first time in nearly a decade - hawktuahber starts on a tuahsday
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Streamer playing through GTA IV with traffic speed at max: "If life is suffering, why not choose more suffering -- and more life?"
aftermath.site/grand-theft-...
aftermath.site/grand-theft-...
August 14, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Streamer playing through GTA IV with traffic speed at max: "If life is suffering, why not choose more suffering -- and more life?"
aftermath.site/grand-theft-...
aftermath.site/grand-theft-...
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probably the most embarrassing thing on earth is having to answer questions from an electrician. “Where’s your emergency disconnect?” sir all i know is somehow we have put lightning inside the wires
August 14, 2024 at 3:21 PM
probably the most embarrassing thing on earth is having to answer questions from an electrician. “Where’s your emergency disconnect?” sir all i know is somehow we have put lightning inside the wires