Typing Gloves
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Bookselling and yelling
Weirdo (complimentary)
She/her/hers
ROC
Weirdo (complimentary)
She/her/hers
ROC
They got A Different World on Netflix
December 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
They got A Different World on Netflix
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Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti
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Was truly unprepared for this to NOT be a bit
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Was truly unprepared for this to NOT be a bit
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tonight the government killed a story on cbs about the slave labor camp in a foreign country theyre illegally sending people to
December 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
tonight the government killed a story on cbs about the slave labor camp in a foreign country theyre illegally sending people to
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This is exploiting a murder carried out by an individual for the public incitement of violence for more insurrection.
This cannot be ignored or normalized.
bsky.app/profile/theb...
This cannot be ignored or normalized.
bsky.app/profile/theb...
JD Vance: "If you miss Charlie Kirk…do you promise to take the country back from the people who took his life?"
December 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This is exploiting a murder carried out by an individual for the public incitement of violence for more insurrection.
This cannot be ignored or normalized.
bsky.app/profile/theb...
This cannot be ignored or normalized.
bsky.app/profile/theb...
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I'm not so easily shocked these days, but it might actually be shocking that the vice president of the United States is as violently, smugly, publicly racist as he is.
December 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I'm not so easily shocked these days, but it might actually be shocking that the vice president of the United States is as violently, smugly, publicly racist as he is.
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Other Tom Haverford ideas you might not have tried:
White Fur Earmuffs For Men
A Phone That Smells Good
Club Eclipse Only Open Twice a Year
Department Store with a Guest List
LASIK for Fingernails
White Fur Earmuffs For Men
A Phone That Smells Good
Club Eclipse Only Open Twice a Year
Department Store with a Guest List
LASIK for Fingernails
Emilie Nasseh, a 30-year-old living in Manhattan, has made up to $2,000 a month through an unconventional side hustle: renting her clothes and accessories.
https://cnn.it/4qgkzYp
https://cnn.it/4qgkzYp
December 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Other Tom Haverford ideas you might not have tried:
White Fur Earmuffs For Men
A Phone That Smells Good
Club Eclipse Only Open Twice a Year
Department Store with a Guest List
LASIK for Fingernails
White Fur Earmuffs For Men
A Phone That Smells Good
Club Eclipse Only Open Twice a Year
Department Store with a Guest List
LASIK for Fingernails
Me, after my husband asks me to repeat the same thing for the third time: IT'S IN THE KITCHEN
My husband, looking wounded: you don't have to yell at me 🥺
My husband, looking wounded: you don't have to yell at me 🥺
December 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Me, after my husband asks me to repeat the same thing for the third time: IT'S IN THE KITCHEN
My husband, looking wounded: you don't have to yell at me 🥺
My husband, looking wounded: you don't have to yell at me 🥺
Cowards
December 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Cowards
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A real treat to watch a male Lyrebird perform at the Healesville Sanctuary yesterday. Truly magnificent.
December 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A real treat to watch a male Lyrebird perform at the Healesville Sanctuary yesterday. Truly magnificent.
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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I hate when I'm right.
December 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I hate when I'm right.
....what
TORNADO WARNING:
RADAR INDICATED TORNADO
AREAS: Kauai, HI
RADAR INDICATED TORNADO
AREAS: Kauai, HI
December 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
....what
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Strong Floor, No Ceiling
December 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Strong Floor, No Ceiling
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Remember like a month ago when everybody was raving about how Marjorie Taylor Green had seen the light and was going to fight against MAGA
December 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Remember like a month ago when everybody was raving about how Marjorie Taylor Green had seen the light and was going to fight against MAGA
Not the news I was expecting to wake up to!
December 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Not the news I was expecting to wake up to!
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I actually HATE how violently I laughed at this just now
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I actually HATE how violently I laughed at this just now
Kind of cheating, but seeing the Exploring Calvin and Hobbes exhibit at the Fenimore Art Museum was the highlight of my year
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Kind of cheating, but seeing the Exploring Calvin and Hobbes exhibit at the Fenimore Art Museum was the highlight of my year
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Thinking that BlueSky is the place to venerate Ronald Wilson Reagan is indicative enough of incompetence as to be disqualifying.
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Thinking that BlueSky is the place to venerate Ronald Wilson Reagan is indicative enough of incompetence as to be disqualifying.
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Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
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“It's funny. It's funny because it's uh... bigger than, you know... a normal hat.”
December 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“It's funny. It's funny because it's uh... bigger than, you know... a normal hat.”
They're still looking for the other part of his head
December 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
They're still looking for the other part of his head
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Flux Abondant would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Flux Abondant would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird: