Fake Bird Clown
@ufog.bsky.social
Freelance Ectoplasmologist
Recovering Misanthrope
May Every Day Be Another Wonderful Secret
Recovering Misanthrope
May Every Day Be Another Wonderful Secret
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I continue to believe tax evasion will be the way to imprison the Trump executive branch. And they will be filing their 2028 returns after January 2029 and the possibility of any pardon.
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I continue to believe tax evasion will be the way to imprison the Trump executive branch. And they will be filing their 2028 returns after January 2029 and the possibility of any pardon.
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My wife is now going through this picture by picture muttering obscenities with the occasional gasp and I’m pretty sure she just denied God
I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 - 3 beds/3.5 baths
(SW Michigan MLS) For Sale: 3 beds, 3.5 baths ∙ 5000 sq. ft. ∙ 414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 ∙ $7,000,000 ∙ MLS# 25062388 ∙ This Downtown Ann Arbor penthouse stands among the finest residence...
www.redfin.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My wife is now going through this picture by picture muttering obscenities with the occasional gasp and I’m pretty sure she just denied God
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I’m going to need to see the declination memos from DoJ where they declined to prosecute the Epstein co-conspirators, and I’m gonna need to see them for every single person they declined to prosecute.
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m going to need to see the declination memos from DoJ where they declined to prosecute the Epstein co-conspirators, and I’m gonna need to see them for every single person they declined to prosecute.
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MAGA: America is a Christian nation!
Me: Cool the Bible says in Leviticus "When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born."
MAGA: Not like that.
Me: Cool the Bible says in Leviticus "When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born."
MAGA: Not like that.
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
MAGA: America is a Christian nation!
Me: Cool the Bible says in Leviticus "When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born."
MAGA: Not like that.
Me: Cool the Bible says in Leviticus "When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born."
MAGA: Not like that.
Oh my
Newly released Epstein file links Trump to murdered newborn baby dumped in Lake Michigan
www.rawstory.com/trump-epstei...
www.rawstory.com/trump-epstei...
Newly released Epstein file links Trump to murdered newborn baby dumped in Lake Michigan
Donald Trump's name appears on a newly released Epstein file in which a purported victim makes allegations about a newborn baby being murdered and dumped in Lake Michigan.The Justice Department releas...
www.rawstory.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Oh my
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Things you can't have in the United States anymore:
State of the art drones.
State of the art electric cars
Inexpensive state of the art mobile phones.
Cheaper Affordable Care Act healthcare
New mRNA vaccines that might prevent cancers
Ability to be in public without papers
Academic Freedom
DEI
State of the art drones.
State of the art electric cars
Inexpensive state of the art mobile phones.
Cheaper Affordable Care Act healthcare
New mRNA vaccines that might prevent cancers
Ability to be in public without papers
Academic Freedom
DEI
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Things you can't have in the United States anymore:
State of the art drones.
State of the art electric cars
Inexpensive state of the art mobile phones.
Cheaper Affordable Care Act healthcare
New mRNA vaccines that might prevent cancers
Ability to be in public without papers
Academic Freedom
DEI
State of the art drones.
State of the art electric cars
Inexpensive state of the art mobile phones.
Cheaper Affordable Care Act healthcare
New mRNA vaccines that might prevent cancers
Ability to be in public without papers
Academic Freedom
DEI
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It’s not “losing money” any more than air traffic controllers or public highways or street lights or fire departments are “losing money.” It is a government service. It’s not SUPPOSED to make money. It’s supposed to reliably deliver to anywhere in the US, even the unprofitable places.
The USPS faces a tight squeeze. With fewer people using the mail, it’s lost more and more money: $9 billion in the 12 months ending in September alone.
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It’s not “losing money” any more than air traffic controllers or public highways or street lights or fire departments are “losing money.” It is a government service. It’s not SUPPOSED to make money. It’s supposed to reliably deliver to anywhere in the US, even the unprofitable places.
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American social media platforms are banned in Russia. Have you noticed Donald isn't sanctioning anyone over that?
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
American social media platforms are banned in Russia. Have you noticed Donald isn't sanctioning anyone over that?
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I'm not sure if people realize the murder strikes are taking place across a large region. It's quite staggering.
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'm not sure if people realize the murder strikes are taking place across a large region. It's quite staggering.
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
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One day, a neurological disorder will be named after Donald Trump for when a patient can't focus on anything but himself, but "acute malignant narcissism" is too mild a diagnosis.
Trump to child from Pennsylvania: Pennsylvania is great, we won Pennsylvania, actually three times. We won it a landslide.
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
One day, a neurological disorder will be named after Donald Trump for when a patient can't focus on anything but himself, but "acute malignant narcissism" is too mild a diagnosis.
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As people comb the Epstein files for some crime they can get Trump on I’m thinking about how he was found with boxes of stolen top secret files in his possession and somehow that ended up being impossible to prosecute.
December 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
As people comb the Epstein files for some crime they can get Trump on I’m thinking about how he was found with boxes of stolen top secret files in his possession and somehow that ended up being impossible to prosecute.
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Biggest police surveillance program in country from Palantir used in police cars during traffic stops. It ostensibly includes bank account information. 'National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers' reporting. 1min
www.youtube.com/shorts/tq0gO...
www.youtube.com/shorts/tq0gO...
Police Can Now See Your Bank Accounts & Location History Anytime...
YouTube video by NACDLvideo
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Biggest police surveillance program in country from Palantir used in police cars during traffic stops. It ostensibly includes bank account information. 'National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers' reporting. 1min
www.youtube.com/shorts/tq0gO...
www.youtube.com/shorts/tq0gO...
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
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Three Days of the Condor is a Christmas movie
December 20, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Three Days of the Condor is a Christmas movie
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Try to imagine the President of the United States thoughtfully picking out Xmas gifts for his grandchildren.
Try to imagine him scruffling a dog’s ears.
Try to imagine him playing peek-a-boo with a toddler.
Our Child Rapist in Chief can’t achieve the most basic tasks of humanity.
#RemoveTrump
Try to imagine him scruffling a dog’s ears.
Try to imagine him playing peek-a-boo with a toddler.
Our Child Rapist in Chief can’t achieve the most basic tasks of humanity.
#RemoveTrump
December 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Try to imagine the President of the United States thoughtfully picking out Xmas gifts for his grandchildren.
Try to imagine him scruffling a dog’s ears.
Try to imagine him playing peek-a-boo with a toddler.
Our Child Rapist in Chief can’t achieve the most basic tasks of humanity.
#RemoveTrump
Try to imagine him scruffling a dog’s ears.
Try to imagine him playing peek-a-boo with a toddler.
Our Child Rapist in Chief can’t achieve the most basic tasks of humanity.
#RemoveTrump
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If what I’ve heard recently is true Donald Trump deserves the death penalty.
December 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If what I’ve heard recently is true Donald Trump deserves the death penalty.
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Everyone: "Hey, didn't you rape a child and kill a baby?"
Trump:
Trump:
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Everyone: "Hey, didn't you rape a child and kill a baby?"
Trump:
Trump:
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🧵While the tentacles of Epstein engulf Trump, ICE is literally locking courtrooms to hold secret hearings.
They don’t want you to see what they’re doing inside.
What's going on at Minnesota's immigration courts should alarm everyone.
They don’t want you to see what they’re doing inside.
What's going on at Minnesota's immigration courts should alarm everyone.
Minnesota’s immigration cases are increasingly held in secret
Judges are limiting access to court proceedings, citing safety concerns. Observers say it’s an overreaction that hurts transparency.
www.startribune.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
🧵While the tentacles of Epstein engulf Trump, ICE is literally locking courtrooms to hold secret hearings.
They don’t want you to see what they’re doing inside.
What's going on at Minnesota's immigration courts should alarm everyone.
They don’t want you to see what they’re doing inside.
What's going on at Minnesota's immigration courts should alarm everyone.
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When Election Defense Becomes a Punishable Act
Who Pays When Election Protection Is Treated as a Threat
Most mornings, I try to read the news the same way most people do, coffee in hand, scanning headlines and asking a simple question: does this make sense in the world we claim to want?
1/29
Who Pays When Election Protection Is Treated as a Threat
Most mornings, I try to read the news the same way most people do, coffee in hand, scanning headlines and asking a simple question: does this make sense in the world we claim to want?
1/29
December 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
When Election Defense Becomes a Punishable Act
Who Pays When Election Protection Is Treated as a Threat
Most mornings, I try to read the news the same way most people do, coffee in hand, scanning headlines and asking a simple question: does this make sense in the world we claim to want?
1/29
Who Pays When Election Protection Is Treated as a Threat
Most mornings, I try to read the news the same way most people do, coffee in hand, scanning headlines and asking a simple question: does this make sense in the world we claim to want?
1/29
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Merry Christmas to my fellow radical left scum🌲🎅🏻🎄❤️
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Merry Christmas to my fellow radical left scum🌲🎅🏻🎄❤️
Stop warning and start arresting
The director of Minnesota’s Driver and Vehicle Services is warning U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents that they’re violating state law and could be cited if they switch out or remove license plates on their unmarked vehicles.
Minnesota DVS warns ICE agents they’re violating state law by switching license plates
The director of Minnesota’s Driver and Vehicle Services told federal homeland security officials to stop license plate switching immediately. Gov. Tim Walz called tampering with plates “criminal activ...
www.mprnews.org
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Stop warning and start arresting
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Christian Nationalist without the boring nice Jesus parts.
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Christian Nationalist without the boring nice Jesus parts.
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“It is proper, constitutional, and legal for a federal grand jury to indict a sitting president for serious criminal acts that are... contrary to, the president’s official duties. In this country, no one... is above the law.”
--Kenneth Starr (May 13, 1998)
www.nytimes.com/2017/07/22/u...
--Kenneth Starr (May 13, 1998)
www.nytimes.com/2017/07/22/u...
Can the President Be Indicted? A Long-Hidden Legal Memo Says Yes (Published 2017)
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
“It is proper, constitutional, and legal for a federal grand jury to indict a sitting president for serious criminal acts that are... contrary to, the president’s official duties. In this country, no one... is above the law.”
--Kenneth Starr (May 13, 1998)
www.nytimes.com/2017/07/22/u...
--Kenneth Starr (May 13, 1998)
www.nytimes.com/2017/07/22/u...