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ughshh.bsky.social
K
@ughshh.bsky.social
The Champion of Ass & Balls
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I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex
January 14, 2024 at 5:24 PM
The cat never sits at my shoulder long enough for me to pretend to be evil
October 20, 2023 at 5:46 PM
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*during sex

Leave the golashes on, babygirl.
September 6, 2023 at 8:53 PM
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I think my harem is just a crochet circle now
September 6, 2023 at 4:30 PM
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I came here to sing Air Supply and kick ass, and I’m all out of love.
September 8, 2023 at 10:33 PM
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Make like a gnome and get in this bush
September 9, 2023 at 12:06 AM
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The older I get, the more appealing living in a van down by the river sounds.
September 8, 2023 at 8:24 PM
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My gifted program at school was just us wearing trash bags, pretending we were aliens, speaking in a language we made up. I think that's why I feel so at home on this app
September 8, 2023 at 8:31 PM
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Platonically laying my head on your chest.
September 8, 2023 at 3:16 PM
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"Your scent, it's captivating!"

Yeah it's a new flanker, 7th edition Off! Sport
September 8, 2023 at 5:34 PM
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My heart's just not in it anymore, and I know this because my heart is resting on a piece of cheesecloth on the counter in the kitchen
September 8, 2023 at 6:03 PM
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Still bummed that I'm never going to see my own cranium polished to a high gloss and placed on a mantle
September 8, 2023 at 6:43 PM
I'm only toxic when it's funny
September 8, 2023 at 8:13 PM
When I get mad at someone I pretend to give away the ending of a movie they want to see but I make up the ending so it's only a temporary idea of a punishment
September 8, 2023 at 6:18 PM