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every now and then? i fall apart
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January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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this is the WASP-iest thing I've ever seen, who else but Bill Weld would ever
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
this is the WASP-iest thing I've ever seen, who else but Bill Weld would ever
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me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
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For that special someone this Christmas: the Todd Field Gift Set
December 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
For that special someone this Christmas: the Todd Field Gift Set
At the risk of stating the obvious, you only say this if, well...
December 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
At the risk of stating the obvious, you only say this if, well...
I listened to a handful of Celine Dion songs on Spotify this morning and then it just recommended the Heated Rivalry audiobook to me, it really just did this meme
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I listened to a handful of Celine Dion songs on Spotify this morning and then it just recommended the Heated Rivalry audiobook to me, it really just did this meme
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it's a mistake to compare the cost of your newsletter or podcast to a cup of coffee. that cup of coffee is the best treat i'm allowed to have every single day. no podcast is comparable to the beverage that justifies staying alive. instead market your newsletter as two thirds of a sweetgreen salad
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
it's a mistake to compare the cost of your newsletter or podcast to a cup of coffee. that cup of coffee is the best treat i'm allowed to have every single day. no podcast is comparable to the beverage that justifies staying alive. instead market your newsletter as two thirds of a sweetgreen salad
Incredible case of three people all using first initials.
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Incredible case of three people all using first initials.
Nehls retiring probably says less about his seat and more to confirm that, yes, the House Republicans are having an utterly miserable time right now and we should all laugh at their expense.
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Nehls retiring probably says less about his seat and more to confirm that, yes, the House Republicans are having an utterly miserable time right now and we should all laugh at their expense.
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watching this is a warm blanket on a damp, cold day
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
watching this is a warm blanket on a damp, cold day
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Every global election being an anti-incumbent wave because social media refuses to allow good news is an underrated outcome.
boy there seems to be a bottomless appetite for dogmatic economic pessimism on video platforms. clicked on one of those during the morning Zwift and now my youtube feed is WE'RE DOOMED re the stock market, jobs, car market, inflation, AI on and on
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Every global election being an anti-incumbent wave because social media refuses to allow good news is an underrated outcome.
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to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
Top two primaries are going to cause a problem someday.
California - Governor Polling:
🔴 Hilton: 20%
🔵 Porter: 16%
🔴 Bianco: 14%
🔵 Swalwell: 11%
🔵 Becerra: 9%
🔵 Villaraigosa: 5%
🔵 Steyer: 3%
🔵 Yee: 3%
🔵 Thurmond: 3%
⚪️ Ware: 2%
EMC Research / Oct 26, 2025
🔴 Hilton: 20%
🔵 Porter: 16%
🔴 Bianco: 14%
🔵 Swalwell: 11%
🔵 Becerra: 9%
🔵 Villaraigosa: 5%
🔵 Steyer: 3%
🔵 Yee: 3%
🔵 Thurmond: 3%
⚪️ Ware: 2%
EMC Research / Oct 26, 2025
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Top two primaries are going to cause a problem someday.
I don’t care that there’s just no way that it really happened, this was one of the greatest days on the internet in a very long time.
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I don’t care that there’s just no way that it really happened, this was one of the greatest days on the internet in a very long time.
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single member districts are bad
I'm going to die on the hill that Utah's redistricting outcome is actually bad for democracy.
We don't have a single competitive congressional district which means parties can retreat to polarizing treatment of each other rather than build roots in communities in order to win close races.
We don't have a single competitive congressional district which means parties can retreat to polarizing treatment of each other rather than build roots in communities in order to win close races.
For decades, any Utah Democrat who wanted to go to Congress had to campaign as a moderate or conservative. Now that the state has a solidly blue congressional seat, though, running as a progressive is suddenly an effective strategy.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
single member districts are bad
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Hard not to suspect that the thing that kept Epstein's documents secret and any actual co-conspirators safe is that every single person who has ever attended an East Coast gala has, at some point or another, sent Epstein an email that was like "SUBJECT: So sorry for the witchhunt against you"
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hard not to suspect that the thing that kept Epstein's documents secret and any actual co-conspirators safe is that every single person who has ever attended an East Coast gala has, at some point or another, sent Epstein an email that was like "SUBJECT: So sorry for the witchhunt against you"
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
Always find the local angle.
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Always find the local angle.
live laugh love administration
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
live laugh love administration
Mamdani quoting Mario Cuomo multiple times in his victory speech was absolutely nasty work.
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Mamdani quoting Mario Cuomo multiple times in his victory speech was absolutely nasty work.
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
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The Democrats' problem in the Senate is not progressives, it’s the nationalization of our politics
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/democrats-...
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The Democrats' problem in the Senate is not progressives | Weekly roundup for November 2, 2025
Their big problem is not a lack of moderates, it's nationalization of party brands. And: A new era for the exit poll; The end game of partisan gerrymandering; and how Substack's AI works. + more!
www.gelliottmorris.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The Democrats' problem in the Senate is not progressives, it’s the nationalization of our politics
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/democrats-...
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/democrats-...