Ross Butler (Still a self-parody)
@unrealrossbutler.bsky.social
Not THAT one, but otherwise yes, that one. He/him. My kids have four legs & fur. Views and opinions represent your company. You are wrong.
This makes me picture him eating them angrily and growling at anyone that gets too close while he’s doing so
I know Chris Cuomo has been furiously wolfing down handfuls of cold cuts in the NewsNation break room all day
January 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
This makes me picture him eating them angrily and growling at anyone that gets too close while he’s doing so
Dork Norkem
December 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Dork Norkem
@morphingrid.bsky.social The Punchin’ Grid
December 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
@morphingrid.bsky.social The Punchin’ Grid
@morphingrid.bsky.social You realize that a review of Netflix’s Jake Vs Joshua has to be a bonus episode, right? Would keep until April.
December 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
@morphingrid.bsky.social You realize that a review of Netflix’s Jake Vs Joshua has to be a bonus episode, right? Would keep until April.
I swear, EVERY time I see this dude I think it’s an SNL parody of him for a few seconds.
Bessent: "These 2008, 2009, 2010 financial rules were too tight. They hamstrung the American financial system. It was time for a change ... we have to take the financial system out of this straitjacket ... the regulated system is too constrained."
December 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I swear, EVERY time I see this dude I think it’s an SNL parody of him for a few seconds.
What does “I can’t make an appointment at all because I can’t afford to” equal in wait time?
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
What does “I can’t make an appointment at all because I can’t afford to” equal in wait time?
What are the odds they gave the admin false coordinates so that they wouldn’t specifically target her boat?
When the winner of the Nobel peace prize smuggled herself over the water and out of Venezuela to attend the ceremony in Oslo this week, her allies called the Pentagon to ask them not to arbitrarily murder her. www.wsj.com/world/americ...
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
What are the odds they gave the admin false coordinates so that they wouldn’t specifically target her boat?
Please let me be the vector by which you learn of Lil’ Jon’s meditation remix of the same song (as well as “Yeah!” & “Get Low”)
Lil Jon and Geoffrey the Giraffe doing a holiday remix of “Turn Down For What”
It’s festive because they added sleigh bells
Is this what LSD is like?
It’s festive because they added sleigh bells
Is this what LSD is like?
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Please let me be the vector by which you learn of Lil’ Jon’s meditation remix of the same song (as well as “Yeah!” & “Get Low”)
Reposted by Ross Butler (Still a self-parody)
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This feels like an appropriate use of “You better watch out! You better watch OUT! You better WATCH OUT! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!”
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This feels like an appropriate use of “You better watch out! You better watch OUT! You better WATCH OUT! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!”
If anyone should know how mirrors work it’s him, right? Or does he only understand the ones with lights around the frame? What does he do when he sees his own reflection in the wild? Does he do the equivalent of bristle and bark like a dog?
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If anyone should know how mirrors work it’s him, right? Or does he only understand the ones with lights around the frame? What does he do when he sees his own reflection in the wild? Does he do the equivalent of bristle and bark like a dog?
Welcome to Wanker’s, home of the Triple Tosser!
Right @mbalazo.bsky.social has informed me that in his hometown there's an English-themed pub called Bollocks. This would be like someone here opening a US-style diner and calling it Jerking Off or something.
bollockspub.com
bollockspub.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Welcome to Wanker’s, home of the Triple Tosser!
It’s technically Bayou Billy themed that way, so it checks out
Broke: I'm bummed that I couldn't take VGM homies to Gatorland
Woke: I should put on a VGM concert at Gatorland
Woke: I should put on a VGM concert at Gatorland
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It’s technically Bayou Billy themed that way, so it checks out
Reposted by Ross Butler (Still a self-parody)
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
The second-most crunchy granola vegan person I know in person has become an AI proponent, lately. I would love to know how they jumped the environmental impact hurdle- probably an airlift.
A lot of """"creatives"""" have seemingly accepted generative AI as part of art and filmmaking and I'm hear to say you're all big stinky phonies and I hate you
October 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The second-most crunchy granola vegan person I know in person has become an AI proponent, lately. I would love to know how they jumped the environmental impact hurdle- probably an airlift.
Reposted by Ross Butler (Still a self-parody)
Oh hey, I made a thing (with some help from my friends). Would you like to hear some music I made this month? Please listen to this song from a PSX puzzle game with the world's most unnecessarily epic soundtrack.
True Genius! @laurentheflute.bsky.social, @sigmabeta.bsky.social, and friends covered Intelligent Qube:
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dodarchive.dwellingofduels.net/25-09-Fresh/...
dodarchive.dwellingofduels.net
September 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Oh hey, I made a thing (with some help from my friends). Would you like to hear some music I made this month? Please listen to this song from a PSX puzzle game with the world's most unnecessarily epic soundtrack.
Do it in honor of Hunter Schaefer
Arkansas hunters here is your chance! If you love Busch Light, you can offer to legally change your name to "Hunter" to receive free Busch Light for 19 years. We are not making this up.
Busch Light wants you to change your name for free beer - Arkansas Times
Arkansas hunters take note! In a new marketing campaign promoting the 19th annual release of its seasonal Hunting Cans — as far as we can tell, they’re just camo-colored — […]
arktimes.com
September 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Do it in honor of Hunter Schaefer
“All Night With Paul Revere” only had one episode, but it did serious numbers.
Not many people know this, but one of the powers that the Framers of the Constitution came THIS close to granting the President was the ability to decide who would host late night television shows. It's only thanks to Ben Franklin's last minute intervention that this was taken out of Article II.
President Trump celebrates the Jimmy Kimmel news and pushes NBC to fire Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers.
September 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“All Night With Paul Revere” only had one episode, but it did serious numbers.
Frownodon
September 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Frownodon
When Poochie is not on screen, all characters should be asking “Where’s Poochie?”
Online trads going to church for the first time and finding out it's not an IRL version of their personal Based internet club always cracks me up
September 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
When Poochie is not on screen, all characters should be asking “Where’s Poochie?”
Hell yeah.
September 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Hell yeah.
Another mark in my “Reasons I Think The Rose Garden Patio Is Intended For A Public Execution” column.
Kirk also called for reinstating public executions and said they should be televised. He thought it would be good for children to watch them though he wasn't entirely sure at what age that would be appropriate. www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...
Trump ally Charlie Kirk suggests children should watch pu...
"Death penalties should be public, should be quick, it should be televised," Kirk recently said.
www.newsweek.com
September 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Another mark in my “Reasons I Think The Rose Garden Patio Is Intended For A Public Execution” column.
I mean, if grok is going to be well-informed on ANYTHING, right?
lolf, Grok accurately having his number is *extremely* funny to me
September 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I mean, if grok is going to be well-informed on ANYTHING, right?
Look, if ice is on a street, it’s time for the salt trucks.
September 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Look, if ice is on a street, it’s time for the salt trucks.