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freakshow on the dancefloor
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No explanation. No point looking for one, either.
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It's like being 17 again except I can get all the guns and liquor I want
Honestly I just hate how angry I am these days. It's totally justifiable--these people are fucking monsters (and I'm certainly not policing anyone else's anger). But I hate it, I hate that feeling. I've spent so much of my life trying to get rid of anger. It's awful to be living with it again.
My dad and half his family worked for the company that made Quaaludes in the early 80s and as a preschooler I hung out in the Quaalude factory a lot until it got destroyed by a freak tornado. Didn't make me any chiller.
i need someone on here who’s an actor to do this as a monologue for an audition
Quaaludes [REUPLOAD]
YouTube video by StrobeFlashLite
youtu.be
January 8, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Fun fact, the Beastie Boys song "Egg Man" is about this guy in his wild youth.
January 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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"Prancing Porkus"
July 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If I had seen Hackers (1995) when it was in the theaters I would have totally learned to code, tempted by Matthew Lillard's butt and guys with dreadlocks on rollerblades.
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 AM
pisses me OFF how much less sexy and psychedelic being On The Computer is than it was supposed to be. Even when I am wearing lace-up pleather pants and a spandex tank top that says CASSETTES on it.
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Finally I have a long-term career goal: Cum jewelry lab tech
Hey everyone take a look at this necklace I saw on Instagram that you fill with your partner’s jizz and wear around
January 5, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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jeffries needs to be the fuck out of office
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Guy on the Market St night owl: It smells like this bc somebody straight up shit in his pants. Ain't no fart.

#happynewyear #philly
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm All Out Of Ass is my 2nd favorite Air Supply song.
I'm not here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and walk at the same time and make friends and be all out of bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass and friends and bubblegum
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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god DAMMIT for the last time we use the sewer rat for scrapple and nothing else! Cheesesteaks are 100% free range possum meat.
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Remembering with pleasure how Hollywood Video went under with me still owing them $12 for a bunch of PS2 games I returned a week late.

Never forget I can stay deadbeat longer than you can stay solvent. Motherfuckers.
December 28, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I'm a White guy with long hair and glasses and when I was at my doughiest one of the teenage girls by me would always greet me as "Ozzy"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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if you are above the law's judgment you are beneath the law's protection
December 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
When I came back to Philly after living away for years I had an insatiable hunger for scrapple sandwiches on potato bread.
I love this. What's a food you miss from home you get when you visit. For me it was a container of sugar cookies from the Melrose Diner
Home in Lafayette. First catfish po-boy in years on a 77-degree Christmas Eve
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I have never wanted to have a chore coat until now
this is what some of you look like in your chore coats
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Back before Gritty sold out to the Man he would've given them a trophy for this.
"I think we're still on the air Tim"

"... No we're not, are we?"

😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
oh no i am gonna have to explain weeaboos to my mother at christmas
December 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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dairy boy ice cream sign, rt. 66, el reno, oklahoma, 1979
December 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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A good way to keep them straight is that XTC do not have the word "motherfuckers" in their name because they mostly sing about quaint English country towns and atheism.
December 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Everything I needed to know about the current era of US history I learned getting free rooms for counting cards at this shithead's Atlantic City casinos while they were dying and getting high on the half-used coke baggies I'd find in the evacuation stairways.
Donald Trump is so easily graspable that it befuddles the mind. You want to stare at him because he simply *cannot* be exactly what he seems to be, and the longer you stare, the more horrifying and alien that irreducible simplicity becomes. Surely it can't just be "orange man bad." But it is! He is!
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I guess I'm proud of making it through Sweet Movie but I'll be damned if I put myself through that again.
December 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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13ARMCS1.BMF
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM