Your Favorite Narcissist
@urfavnarcissist.bsky.social
Just here to remind you who the real main character is (me)
somewhere out there my ex is crying over my absence
January 22, 2026 at 5:51 AM
somewhere out there my ex is crying over my absence
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y'all need to do better and embrace renewable energy sources like the ray of sunshine that is me
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
y'all need to do better and embrace renewable energy sources like the ray of sunshine that is me
i know you want me baby i think i want you too
January 10, 2026 at 3:58 AM
i know you want me baby i think i want you too
Merry Christmas to me and me only
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Merry Christmas to me and me only
Someone should make a movie about my life
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Someone should make a movie about my life
sry i don’t speak little bitch
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
sry i don’t speak little bitch
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people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
it’s really easy being better than most everybody
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
it’s really easy being better than most everybody
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when people text me “wya” i look around before i lie
October 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
when people text me “wya” i look around before i lie
i haven’t had anyone send me flowers in a hot minute and that’s a travesty
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i haven’t had anyone send me flowers in a hot minute and that’s a travesty
i taste like apples and heaven
October 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i taste like apples and heaven
of course you want to flirt with me. i’d flirt with me too
October 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
of course you want to flirt with me. i’d flirt with me too
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[during sex] sorry can we start again? i need to start my fitbit
October 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
[during sex] sorry can we start again? i need to start my fitbit
working while being this hot should be illegal
October 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
working while being this hot should be illegal
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Every time someone reposts me I interpret it as a marriage proposal.
September 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Every time someone reposts me I interpret it as a marriage proposal.
cant relate
I don’t have main character energy, I have background noise energy
October 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
cant relate
im special because I was born
in case you forgot you’re not special because you were born in the united states.
October 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
im special because I was born
everyone is leaving for mastodon? more attention for me
October 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
everyone is leaving for mastodon? more attention for me
i’ve been setting unrealistic beauty standards for all of you since the day i was born
October 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i’ve been setting unrealistic beauty standards for all of you since the day i was born
i’m right. you’re wrong. shut the fuck up 😊
October 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i’m right. you’re wrong. shut the fuck up 😊
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Socrates going around pestering important people in Athens about the fundamental nature of gender
October 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Socrates going around pestering important people in Athens about the fundamental nature of gender
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Cats are fluent in the language of Butthole. Take that how you will.
October 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Cats are fluent in the language of Butthole. Take that how you will.
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im like the biggest shit god ever took
October 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
im like the biggest shit god ever took
if you don’t find me relatable it’s because i’m better than you
October 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
if you don’t find me relatable it’s because i’m better than you
i don’t need to go to the gym. i am already gifted with a body chiseled from marble
October 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i don’t need to go to the gym. i am already gifted with a body chiseled from marble