Jo
@ursulaspack.bsky.social
A trans femme person of ill repute and bawdy humor
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Discworld QOTD, from Unseen Academicals
'“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.”'
'“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.”'
Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment
“The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?”
“The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?”
Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
February 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Unseen Academicals
'“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.”'
'“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.”'
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Now HERE's a great thought (& prayer)
January 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Now HERE's a great thought (& prayer)
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I'm uncomfortable with the inevitable "his work was always crap" because it seems to say "you can tell who the predators are by how well they write" and ... no no you absolutely cannot, that's the whole point.
January 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I'm uncomfortable with the inevitable "his work was always crap" because it seems to say "you can tell who the predators are by how well they write" and ... no no you absolutely cannot, that's the whole point.
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This is so goddamn funny to me.
January 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is so goddamn funny to me.
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Okay, now that we're thinking about Substack and both its cultural influence and its business model, can I walk you all through the economics? Because they make no sense, and we can use that to predict how things are going to go... (Caution:🧵)
November 20, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Okay, now that we're thinking about Substack and both its cultural influence and its business model, can I walk you all through the economics? Because they make no sense, and we can use that to predict how things are going to go... (Caution:🧵)
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Friends, if you take in a stray animal, PLEASE have it scanned for a chip. This is the third time in a week that someone has come into the shelter with an animal that was 'theirs' that was actually chipped and registered to someone else who had been desperately missing that animal for YEARS.
January 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Friends, if you take in a stray animal, PLEASE have it scanned for a chip. This is the third time in a week that someone has come into the shelter with an animal that was 'theirs' that was actually chipped and registered to someone else who had been desperately missing that animal for YEARS.
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Discworld QOTD, from Witches Abroad
January 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Witches Abroad
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watch her cook
AOC: Trans girls are girls. And for all the folks that are so concerned, thank you for your concern for women for the first time. I don't know who has been to gym class, I’ve played co-ed sports all the time
January 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
watch her cook
Testing testing, is this thing on? Oh, right...
*Ahem*
Facebook and Twitter are both either actively infested with or aim to be safe havens for bots and bigots, and are actively hostile to 2SLGBTQIA+ folk.
Facebook has announced the death of it's moderation, so it won't be long until I abandon it
*Ahem*
Facebook and Twitter are both either actively infested with or aim to be safe havens for bots and bigots, and are actively hostile to 2SLGBTQIA+ folk.
Facebook has announced the death of it's moderation, so it won't be long until I abandon it
January 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Testing testing, is this thing on? Oh, right...
*Ahem*
Facebook and Twitter are both either actively infested with or aim to be safe havens for bots and bigots, and are actively hostile to 2SLGBTQIA+ folk.
Facebook has announced the death of it's moderation, so it won't be long until I abandon it
*Ahem*
Facebook and Twitter are both either actively infested with or aim to be safe havens for bots and bigots, and are actively hostile to 2SLGBTQIA+ folk.
Facebook has announced the death of it's moderation, so it won't be long until I abandon it
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Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
“A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.”
“A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.”
Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men
November 28, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
“A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.”
“A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.”
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it's taken me almost six months, but i think today *might* have been a breakthrough in my long term campaign to befriend the island's crows.
November 29, 2024 at 4:12 AM
it's taken me almost six months, but i think today *might* have been a breakthrough in my long term campaign to befriend the island's crows.
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Decades of deregulation have had a devastating impact on America’s natural resources, nowhere more apparent than at Big Rock Candy Mountain, where the famed Cigarette Trees, once heavy with fresh cartons, now struggle to produce a single pack.
November 26, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Decades of deregulation have had a devastating impact on America’s natural resources, nowhere more apparent than at Big Rock Candy Mountain, where the famed Cigarette Trees, once heavy with fresh cartons, now struggle to produce a single pack.
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a couple ✨goils✨ having their afternoon tea ☕️ 🌿
July 10, 2023 at 4:06 PM
a couple ✨goils✨ having their afternoon tea ☕️ 🌿
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Big Game Hunter
November 29, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Big Game Hunter
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for all those who celebrate, today is a holiday that brings joy to families everywhere, a time we can all put aside our differences and celebrate the time that Mark Sanchez ran into a butt and dropped the football
happy Butt Fumble Day, my friends
happy Butt Fumble Day, my friends
November 28, 2024 at 4:36 PM
for all those who celebrate, today is a holiday that brings joy to families everywhere, a time we can all put aside our differences and celebrate the time that Mark Sanchez ran into a butt and dropped the football
happy Butt Fumble Day, my friends
happy Butt Fumble Day, my friends
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First Nations art on a kangaroo hide. Zoom in for the detail. Done with wood burning. Ethically sourced and First Nations artist.
November 29, 2024 at 11:35 AM
First Nations art on a kangaroo hide. Zoom in for the detail. Done with wood burning. Ethically sourced and First Nations artist.
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Black Friday.
November 29, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Black Friday.
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Make any career more exciting by adding, "discretion guaranteed" to your business card.
November 29, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Make any career more exciting by adding, "discretion guaranteed" to your business card.
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It's widely known as the mother of all dances.
November 19, 2024 at 6:06 PM
It's widely known as the mother of all dances.
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I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
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Indeed. When they rounded up the Japanese Americans, myself and my family included, for internment during WWII out of fear over Japanese spies and saboteurs, two thirds of us were U.S. citizens.
Don’t think it won’t happen again when they come for the “undocumented.”
Don’t think it won’t happen again when they come for the “undocumented.”
November 17, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Indeed. When they rounded up the Japanese Americans, myself and my family included, for internment during WWII out of fear over Japanese spies and saboteurs, two thirds of us were U.S. citizens.
Don’t think it won’t happen again when they come for the “undocumented.”
Don’t think it won’t happen again when they come for the “undocumented.”
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this is such a good way of putting it
fascism is stopped when enough people say one of two things:
1) "nah, I'm not doing that"
2) "nah, you're not doing that"
a lot of people want to imagine how they'll say the second thing, but you should *really* start practicing the first one
1) "nah, I'm not doing that"
2) "nah, you're not doing that"
a lot of people want to imagine how they'll say the second thing, but you should *really* start practicing the first one
November 17, 2024 at 4:57 AM
this is such a good way of putting it