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thatdoll.online
skeletor rigby
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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atlasbun.bsky.social
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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moviessilently.bsky.social
This is a really good point that I had not run into before: these "creators" have no further insight into their alleged creation than the average audience member and that is why it cannot be called art (besides all the other obvious reasons).
December 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
vanderkalm.bsky.social
Just watched a guy sadly buying a whole bunch of lice medication for his rotten kids so I hope your Christmas is going better!
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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zenofdesign.com
it is wild to anyone who was a hard-core PC gamer in 1996 when we realize that NVIDIA is now one of the pillars the entire world economy rests upon.
December 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
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Voyager Scene from "Christmas in the Delta Quadrant" season 3 episode 26. Kes, a humanoid alien with no recognizable differences from earth humans, stands with her arms raised high. She has a look of shock or fear as if she's at the top of a rollar coaster and heading down the first big drop. Imedjietly behind her in spooning proximity is Tom Paris, who has the encouraging look of a dad teaching his kid to ride a bike. Closed caption reads, "The sac is opening..."
December 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
vanderkalm.bsky.social
Marvel Two-In-One #93

Unappreciated, misunderstood, and alone, Jocasta sacrifices herself to stop Ultron.

#Marvel
#MarvelTwoInOne
#Jocasta
#Ultron
#November1982
December 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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priscillapage.bsky.social
the four words every girl wants to hear
Die Hard title card with an airplane seen from behind against a yellow sky, white text in the upper right of the frame reads "A John McTiernan Film"
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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josephscrimshaw.bsky.social
“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”

-Noir Santa
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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pebbles.gay
tumblr, sometimes
[tumblr screenshot] johnnyjoestarrelatable: just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat's sonar venacavo: we can too you're just not skilled yet pileofknives: Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can't triangulate my cellphone signal
December 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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kierongillen.bsky.social
The really good one:
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Chris Brosnahan ‪@chrisbrosnahan.com‬ Follow back "And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy. "And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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ladyemily.nebula.tv
I always hated people using the term PDF File as a euphemism for pedophile but Trump being 100% confirmed as a pedophile because of the sloppy retractions in a PDF file is making me lose my mind
December 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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andrecarrington.bsky.social
via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
One panel comic with one person saying to another: Philip K Dick, Ray Bradbury. Like so many others in tech, I draw inspiration from completely misunderstanding those authors
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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jonathanmb32.bsky.social
Any time people complain about getting sick of a movie's marketing, keep in mind that modern movie marketing is a Herculean task where any campaign that successfully reaches a real majority of the population is gonna seem insufferable to the chronically online.
December 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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ninaturner.bsky.social
The cashier at Target should be able to work full-time and afford their bills with a little left over. That’s not radical.
December 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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devincf.bsky.social
Taking a moment to appreciate the fact that I am living through the collapse of the American empire and republic. I know that we have been living through a lot of historic times, but this is truly epochal.
December 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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wolvendamien.bsky.social
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The "The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math" meme (a drawing of a blue bird with a red face and the above quote as a caption spaced in a way to induce comedic timing), altered so the caption reads 'The risk I took was calculated, but man, some numbers were Fucking Missing,' with added emphasis on the last two words.
December 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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sgj.bsky.social
Once again I’m thinking that that one terrorist with Hans Gruber might actually be Huey Lewis
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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chadstanton.blacksky.app
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
vanderkalm.bsky.social
I just ate Funyuns for breakfast, so my life is going well.
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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devincf.bsky.social
Maturity is understanding that there are certain things I want to post on social media that seem funny to me that will make people text me privately to check that I'm okay.
December 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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sorcieresuroit.bsky.social
Lower Decks tattoo: done!
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
vanderkalm.bsky.social
Oh no, James Ransone died…
December 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM