vanderkalm.bsky.social
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skeletor rigby
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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This is a really good point that I had not run into before: these "creators" have no further insight into their alleged creation than the average audience member and that is why it cannot be called art (besides all the other obvious reasons).
December 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Just watched a guy sadly buying a whole bunch of lice medication for his rotten kids so I hope your Christmas is going better!
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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it is wild to anyone who was a hard-core PC gamer in 1996 when we realize that NVIDIA is now one of the pillars the entire world economy rests upon.
December 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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🎄🎁🎅🏼
December 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Marvel Two-In-One #93

Unappreciated, misunderstood, and alone, Jocasta sacrifices herself to stop Ultron.

#Marvel
#MarvelTwoInOne
#Jocasta
#Ultron
#November1982
December 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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the four words every girl wants to hear
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”

-Noir Santa
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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tumblr, sometimes
December 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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The really good one:
bsky.app/profile/chri...
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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I always hated people using the term PDF File as a euphemism for pedophile but Trump being 100% confirmed as a pedophile because of the sloppy retractions in a PDF file is making me lose my mind
December 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Any time people complain about getting sick of a movie's marketing, keep in mind that modern movie marketing is a Herculean task where any campaign that successfully reaches a real majority of the population is gonna seem insufferable to the chronically online.
December 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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The cashier at Target should be able to work full-time and afford their bills with a little left over. That’s not radical.
December 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Taking a moment to appreciate the fact that I am living through the collapse of the American empire and republic. I know that we have been living through a lot of historic times, but this is truly epochal.
December 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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just
December 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Once again I’m thinking that that one terrorist with Hans Gruber might actually be Huey Lewis
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I just ate Funyuns for breakfast, so my life is going well.
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Maturity is understanding that there are certain things I want to post on social media that seem funny to me that will make people text me privately to check that I'm okay.
December 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Lower Decks tattoo: done!
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Oh no, James Ransone died…
December 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM