@vanderkalm.bsky.social
It’s prolly a bad sign my international employer is suddenly spending a lot of training time on the moral and ethical evils of slavery and defending the history and purpose of the UN.
*Tugs Collar In American*
*Tugs Collar In American*
February 17, 2026 at 6:55 PM
It’s prolly a bad sign my international employer is suddenly spending a lot of training time on the moral and ethical evils of slavery and defending the history and purpose of the UN.
*Tugs Collar In American*
*Tugs Collar In American*
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Hard to believe, at one point a bunch of people were paid yearly salaries to watch and reflect about how they felt about movies. And some of the writing was pretty great.
February 17, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Hard to believe, at one point a bunch of people were paid yearly salaries to watch and reflect about how they felt about movies. And some of the writing was pretty great.
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
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Jerking off with my
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Jerking off with my
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Sorry your health insurance costs so much more this year, we needed to make fancy airplanes for illiterate dog-murderers
February 17, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Sorry your health insurance costs so much more this year, we needed to make fancy airplanes for illiterate dog-murderers
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People don’t realise how massive the impact on people’s personal expression - and overall freedoms - will be, with previously affordable tech being hogged by AI / data centers. The billionaires’ cretinification of society is going according to plan.
A really funny game to play now if you upgraded your PC in the last few years is to check the price of equivalent components now. The RAM I paid £279 for in 2024 is now £1059 on the same store lmao
February 17, 2026 at 10:12 AM
People don’t realise how massive the impact on people’s personal expression - and overall freedoms - will be, with previously affordable tech being hogged by AI / data centers. The billionaires’ cretinification of society is going according to plan.
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My evolving relationship with streaming. 🏴☠️
February 17, 2026 at 11:33 AM
My evolving relationship with streaming. 🏴☠️
I just had a guy in an SUV cross three lanes of traffic, angrily cut me off to take a sloped off ramp too late and rollover crash! The advantage to having played video games for decades before driving, I have good sketchy traffic instincts.
February 17, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I just had a guy in an SUV cross three lanes of traffic, angrily cut me off to take a sloped off ramp too late and rollover crash! The advantage to having played video games for decades before driving, I have good sketchy traffic instincts.
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I wonder if people are paying attention to how much their doom scrolling is cutting into time they used to use to read books
February 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I wonder if people are paying attention to how much their doom scrolling is cutting into time they used to use to read books
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instead of Disney doing live action remakes , Disney should be doing Muppet Remakes of existing stories.
February 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
instead of Disney doing live action remakes , Disney should be doing Muppet Remakes of existing stories.
The Further Adventures of Indiana Jones #1
Not John Byrne’s best work, but a surprise nonetheless!
#Marvel
#TheFurtherAdventuresOfIndianaJones
#January1983
Not John Byrne’s best work, but a surprise nonetheless!
#Marvel
#TheFurtherAdventuresOfIndianaJones
#January1983
February 16, 2026 at 6:47 AM
The Further Adventures of Indiana Jones #1
Not John Byrne’s best work, but a surprise nonetheless!
#Marvel
#TheFurtherAdventuresOfIndianaJones
#January1983
Not John Byrne’s best work, but a surprise nonetheless!
#Marvel
#TheFurtherAdventuresOfIndianaJones
#January1983
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So I finally watched PREDATOR: BADLANDS and it’s hard to think of a genre franchise that is getting it as right as this one. Three outstanding films in a row is an incredible comeback!
(edited because I miscounted).
(edited because I miscounted).
a man in armor is holding a large sword in a forest
ALT: a man in armor is holding a large sword in a forest
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
So I finally watched PREDATOR: BADLANDS and it’s hard to think of a genre franchise that is getting it as right as this one. Three outstanding films in a row is an incredible comeback!
(edited because I miscounted).
(edited because I miscounted).
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I didn't get the math autism, I got the brain full of useless horror movie trivia autism.
February 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I didn't get the math autism, I got the brain full of useless horror movie trivia autism.
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"Hey Boss, check out this new Space Marine I made using GenAl. Isn't this amaz-“
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
"Hey Boss, check out this new Space Marine I made using GenAl. Isn't this amaz-“
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Always remember what we're fighting for
February 16, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Always remember what we're fighting for
The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe #1
This is it, the gateway drug to Marvel Comics for young me! It’s because of this that I became fascinated by the stories & histories & led me to this project of reading all the early works.
#Marvel
#TheOfficialHandbookOfTheMarvelUniverse
#January1983
This is it, the gateway drug to Marvel Comics for young me! It’s because of this that I became fascinated by the stories & histories & led me to this project of reading all the early works.
#Marvel
#TheOfficialHandbookOfTheMarvelUniverse
#January1983
February 16, 2026 at 6:23 AM
The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe #1
This is it, the gateway drug to Marvel Comics for young me! It’s because of this that I became fascinated by the stories & histories & led me to this project of reading all the early works.
#Marvel
#TheOfficialHandbookOfTheMarvelUniverse
#January1983
This is it, the gateway drug to Marvel Comics for young me! It’s because of this that I became fascinated by the stories & histories & led me to this project of reading all the early works.
#Marvel
#TheOfficialHandbookOfTheMarvelUniverse
#January1983
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HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
February 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
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I’m not some ghoul. I’m not looking forward to Donald Trump’s death. I’m looking forward to the happiness his death is going to give to so many good people. The joy. The celebration. The fun. That’s what I’m looking forward to.
February 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I’m not some ghoul. I’m not looking forward to Donald Trump’s death. I’m looking forward to the happiness his death is going to give to so many good people. The joy. The celebration. The fun. That’s what I’m looking forward to.
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On the day that it finally happens, people are going to ask us to be all somber and respectful. lol
February 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
On the day that it finally happens, people are going to ask us to be all somber and respectful. lol
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That may well be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
Dubai chocolate is disgusting. The texture feels like paper, the flavor is pistachio shells and it looks like dog diarrhea.
I curse this fad. Be gone.
I curse this fad. Be gone.
February 15, 2026 at 11:20 PM
That may well be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
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KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
September 20, 2024 at 1:34 PM
KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
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Marvel pronunciations
February 15, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Marvel pronunciations
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This is not inspired by any particular movie but FUCK movies are so good. Like watching an old good movie you love or watching an old good movie you’ve never seen before is just the best. And when a new one is good? Get the fuck out of here that is the best too.
February 15, 2026 at 7:25 AM
This is not inspired by any particular movie but FUCK movies are so good. Like watching an old good movie you love or watching an old good movie you’ve never seen before is just the best. And when a new one is good? Get the fuck out of here that is the best too.