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I AM FUCKING *DECEASED* LOL
Spanish equivalent of The Onion or The Beaverton announces "Denmark changes the name of Greenland to Epstein Island so that Trump will quit talking about it"
Spanish equivalent of The Onion or The Beaverton announces "Denmark changes the name of Greenland to Epstein Island so that Trump will quit talking about it"
"Seré muy clara: la Isla Epstein es nuestra", ha afirmado la primera ministra danesa esta mañana en una rueda de prensa.
Lee la noticia completa en la web:
www.elmundotoday.com/2026/01/dina...
Lee la noticia completa en la web:
www.elmundotoday.com/2026/01/dina...
January 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I AM FUCKING *DECEASED* LOL
Spanish equivalent of The Onion or The Beaverton announces "Denmark changes the name of Greenland to Epstein Island so that Trump will quit talking about it"
Spanish equivalent of The Onion or The Beaverton announces "Denmark changes the name of Greenland to Epstein Island so that Trump will quit talking about it"
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the thing is, “differing political views” used to be about what percentage to tax high earners and not whether brown people are humans
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
the thing is, “differing political views” used to be about what percentage to tax high earners and not whether brown people are humans
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Hot take: every elected official & every judge should have to meet with everyday constituents for two (2) hours every week. Just whoever signs up, decided by lottery. And each constituent gets a full 5 minutes. The official has to sit there and listen - absolutely not allowed to leave the room.
December 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hot take: every elected official & every judge should have to meet with everyday constituents for two (2) hours every week. Just whoever signs up, decided by lottery. And each constituent gets a full 5 minutes. The official has to sit there and listen - absolutely not allowed to leave the room.
40 and alone. Just like I always envisioned.
December 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
40 and alone. Just like I always envisioned.
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The irony is rich.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The irony is rich.
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Enjoy your baseball team tomorrow. Even if they are terrible. Even if they make you mad and frustrated. The offseason is long and the world is full of horrors. Even very bad baseball is better than waiting for spring.
September 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Enjoy your baseball team tomorrow. Even if they are terrible. Even if they make you mad and frustrated. The offseason is long and the world is full of horrors. Even very bad baseball is better than waiting for spring.
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Tonight was not the first time a team hit 8 HR in a game at Citizens Bank Park.
It’s just the first time that team was known as “the Phillies.”
The A’s hit 8 last year.
The Diamondbacks did it in 2019.
The Mets did it in 2015.
But this was the first time any Philadelphia team hit 8+ in Philly
It’s just the first time that team was known as “the Phillies.”
The A’s hit 8 last year.
The Diamondbacks did it in 2019.
The Mets did it in 2015.
But this was the first time any Philadelphia team hit 8+ in Philly
September 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Tonight was not the first time a team hit 8 HR in a game at Citizens Bank Park.
It’s just the first time that team was known as “the Phillies.”
The A’s hit 8 last year.
The Diamondbacks did it in 2019.
The Mets did it in 2015.
But this was the first time any Philadelphia team hit 8+ in Philly
It’s just the first time that team was known as “the Phillies.”
The A’s hit 8 last year.
The Diamondbacks did it in 2019.
The Mets did it in 2015.
But this was the first time any Philadelphia team hit 8+ in Philly
I mean...
a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason
September 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I mean...
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
Late night thought: my best man for my wedding may not even know I'm divorced. Because that's how much life changes after our 20s.
May 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Late night thought: my best man for my wedding may not even know I'm divorced. Because that's how much life changes after our 20s.
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So the fact that the citizens of Troy are getting a GIFT, FREE OF CHARGE, of a beautiful wooden horse in a very public and transparent transaction. - King Priam
May 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
So the fact that the citizens of Troy are getting a GIFT, FREE OF CHARGE, of a beautiful wooden horse in a very public and transparent transaction. - King Priam
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I’m not sure that I’ve seen many better visual representations of what it’s like to be a parent.
May 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m not sure that I’ve seen many better visual representations of what it’s like to be a parent.
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you owe us, God
There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
April 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
you owe us, God
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There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
April 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
"Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. They’re allowed to take only a knapsack and a little cash with them, and even then, they’re robbed of these possessions on the way.
April 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. They’re allowed to take only a knapsack and a little cash with them, and even then, they’re robbed of these possessions on the way.
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checkmate motherfucker
April 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
checkmate motherfucker
Update: we left feeling good at the end of the top of the 6th. Turned out to be a great decision.
I get to watch the Braves with my kid tomorrow/today. I'm excited.
April 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Update: we left feeling good at the end of the top of the 6th. Turned out to be a great decision.
I get to watch the Braves with my kid tomorrow/today. I'm excited.
April 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I get to watch the Braves with my kid tomorrow/today. I'm excited.
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2-8 babyyyyy
We are so back
We are so back
April 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
2-8 babyyyyy
We are so back
We are so back
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Ozuna on pace for 420 walks.
Or 69% of his plate appearances.
Or 69% of his plate appearances.
April 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Ozuna on pace for 420 walks.
Or 69% of his plate appearances.
Or 69% of his plate appearances.
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Who’s happy that it’s Opening Day?!?! 👏👏
March 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Who’s happy that it’s Opening Day?!?! 👏👏
Today my 6 year old discovered why we don't shake coke bottles. And how to mop.
March 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Today my 6 year old discovered why we don't shake coke bottles. And how to mop.