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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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does this to you
a close up of a girl 's face in a video game
ALT: a close up of a girl 's face in a video game
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January 7, 2026 at 12:11 AM
does this to you
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Are you getting off here?
July 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Are you getting off here?
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the majority of my day as a beekeeper is spent giving each of the individual bees a kiss
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
the majority of my day as a beekeeper is spent giving each of the individual bees a kiss
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i love you even though you are a wretched beast with the soul of a rat or some other vermin
June 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i love you even though you are a wretched beast with the soul of a rat or some other vermin
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A pox is one thing but on my head? Damn.
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
A pox is one thing but on my head? Damn.
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Camels have water in them. You’re welcome
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Camels have water in them. You’re welcome
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Huh, I always thought it was "Berenstein Bears" not "Berenstain." Oh well, not gonna make a big deal about it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Huh, I always thought it was "Berenstein Bears" not "Berenstain." Oh well, not gonna make a big deal about it.
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you can't stay mad at me but I can stay mad at you real easy
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
you can't stay mad at me but I can stay mad at you real easy
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I've been feeling really irritable and doomed lately. Hope they find a cure for that.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I've been feeling really irritable and doomed lately. Hope they find a cure for that.
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i'll suck your dick if you take me flying in your plane
cessna 172 is probs a hj but anything nicer than a 172 i'll throat that shit
cessna 172 is probs a hj but anything nicer than a 172 i'll throat that shit
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
i'll suck your dick if you take me flying in your plane
cessna 172 is probs a hj but anything nicer than a 172 i'll throat that shit
cessna 172 is probs a hj but anything nicer than a 172 i'll throat that shit
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*Mulder throwing files on scully's desk* ever heard of the bbw alien
October 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
*Mulder throwing files on scully's desk* ever heard of the bbw alien
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Whose bell keeps tolling? Is that for thee
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Whose bell keeps tolling? Is that for thee
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There is a key that fits every lock and it is within you and it is beautiful. It also makes you a fugitive. We don't tell you this because we are embarrassed. That is the meaning of life. Figure it out and then start running. We chase. It's terrible.
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
There is a key that fits every lock and it is within you and it is beautiful. It also makes you a fugitive. We don't tell you this because we are embarrassed. That is the meaning of life. Figure it out and then start running. We chase. It's terrible.
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Can't come tonight. Hangover. Yeah, I don't want to hang. It's over.
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Can't come tonight. Hangover. Yeah, I don't want to hang. It's over.
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People can be so judgy of portal usage.
(coworker) Entering another portal are we? How many portals is that this month?
(Me) Just the right amount of portals thanks Janet I like portal travel you bitch
(coworker) Entering another portal are we? How many portals is that this month?
(Me) Just the right amount of portals thanks Janet I like portal travel you bitch
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
People can be so judgy of portal usage.
(coworker) Entering another portal are we? How many portals is that this month?
(Me) Just the right amount of portals thanks Janet I like portal travel you bitch
(coworker) Entering another portal are we? How many portals is that this month?
(Me) Just the right amount of portals thanks Janet I like portal travel you bitch
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oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold
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Does anyone here know what to do? Like in general? I tried running into the side of a van but it didn't help
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Does anyone here know what to do? Like in general? I tried running into the side of a van but it didn't help
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i'm going to sleep does anybody want anything?
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
i'm going to sleep does anybody want anything?
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hey girl did it hurt? when u got traumatized beyond repair
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
hey girl did it hurt? when u got traumatized beyond repair
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(to my depressed friend) can you stop talking like Brandon Lee in The Crow
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
(to my depressed friend) can you stop talking like Brandon Lee in The Crow
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(affectionately) you'll always be nothing to me
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
(affectionately) you'll always be nothing to me
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can't imagine being the kind of het where you have a favorite bond girl
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
can't imagine being the kind of het where you have a favorite bond girl
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Bedtime- it’s the most famous time to go to sleep. Yet some mischievous individuals choose to run away…
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Bedtime- it’s the most famous time to go to sleep. Yet some mischievous individuals choose to run away…
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girl who loudly says "I give up" multiple times while still making attempts
October 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
girl who loudly says "I give up" multiple times while still making attempts