velrithe.bsky.social
@velrithe.bsky.social
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have sex NOW
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN NEXT TO ME ON PLANE: that music you’re listening to at max volume in your headphones sounds really interesting, what is it?

ME: heh, it’s called “Infinity Rage” and it’s from Hajimari no Kiseki, but you might know it as Trails into Reverie

HER: wow
December 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT drop uber
December 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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cookie monster, crying, as the body of christ just crumbles and falls from his mouth
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Whisper can open her eyelids, but there is nothing behind them.
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Bounty hunters famously receive macaroni art and breakfast in bed for their work
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”

Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”

www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Does this creature have a soul
October 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Happy Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter launch day! A big day for Trails fans and newcomers to the series! I hope we can all walk these trails together! 🌅
September 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Pietà
Michelangelo, 1498-1499
September 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
this is what cavepeople used to eat before we invented sandwiches
I'm sorry, but I need you to see this rock that looks like a sandwich that I just found on Instagram.
August 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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when im waiting for coffee i keep saying yipeeee and yahoooo until the barista shoots me with a gun
August 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
July 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I will address this once.

ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes
July 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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corporations on july 1st:
July 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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"I need help, where are my teammates?!"

the two other INT builds:
June 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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wait i can just draw whatever i want... natsuhi here's your well deserved smoke break
May 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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They should make one of these, but for feet
May 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Me, logging on to work after the long weekend
May 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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found again on my camera roll
May 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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people die and yuna taps for green
May 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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April 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM