people say to me all the time mr president mr president please, will you eat this lindbergh baby, and i say no you're not al- well i'm allowed i could eat the baby maybe later i'll eat the baby but- baby, what an interesting word, baby, you never hear about babies anymore, unless you're eating them

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

I am never going to be a fan of a politician. That way lies disappointment. But Pritzker right now is the person I think is calibrating it right.

This isn’t negotiating about social security with W. You either get that or you don’t.

Like, why the exploding head emoji?

Was his dick already 13 inches before the extra 2 grew in?

The smile makes it so much funnier

beautiful new sports graphic alert cc @aluckmann.bsky.social

One thing that does bother me… people that ain’t actually young playing like I’m old. Don’t “Unc” me nigga. You’re 42…Darryl.
FOH. 😂😂
You RIGHT behind me. Your hairline gone and your knee started to bother you the summer before last.
Cut the Shit!

this is how every william h macy character looks five minutes before something awful happens

I see a lot of people saying that a person charged with a crime deserves the chance to prove their innocence.

Please stop doing this because you have it backwards and this is really important.

It is ALWAYS the government's burden to prove a person guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.

Golden hour hits different above 2600 meters. ✨🌅

NSF–DOE Rubin Observatory basks in that sunset ✨glow✨ at its site on Cerro Pachón. And with over 300 clear nights on average per year here, that's a lot of sunset basking we get to do! 🔭🧪

say what you want, at least Sluggo can add.

-my followers paid for my dad’s cancer treatment and gave him the funds he needed to take time off during chemo and radiation

-i got a book deal with Penguin Random House and they gave me another

-i’ve raised over $200,000 for direct actions, Indigenous orgs, arts orgs i care about

-i have a job?

this is also @hartsunknown.blacksky.app content

Love the colour of &#autumn 🌱

Opinion | Yes, I voted for Trump three times, but I gave Obama $250 in 2008 and have a gay client at my brokerage. Treat me as the independent-minded voter that I am.

Lots of birds chomping on fruit around. I think this cardinal has a pokeberry.

#birds 🌿

that's the sad part, it's like waiting for the midterms was the only plan the Dems had since they lost in 2024. and they haven't changed course.

White righties: this Super Bowl halftime pick is terrible. They should get someone conservative and hip, like this 96 year old cop I know who has a bluegrass band called Burning Crosses

The pandemic broke our society. Or at the very least changed it for the worse. Folks who were on the edge mentally got shoved off the cliff and it seems to have rewired the average person's view on risk and empathy. I worry about the ripple effects of the children raised by these compromised people.

i'm surprised he hasn't run for office already.

sam i think you should keep saying shit like this then asking people for money

Teammates Unnerved As Translator Begins Referring To Ohtani As ‘The Host’

ooooh, gotta listen to this one.
i love early Cronenberg so much, my guy was taking some wild swings and this duo was smooth.