Julia
@voodoopork.bsky.social
sprung fully formed out of a meerkat burrow // chaotic good ♟
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And Tiny Sim, who DID die
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
And Tiny Sim, who DID die
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Merry Christmas! 🎄✨
🔭🧪🐡🎨
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December 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Merry Christmas! 🎄✨
🔭🧪🐡🎨
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🎶Deck the halls with Tal and Carlsen
Fah la la la laaah la lah la laaaah
Castle queenside like Shahade
Fah la la la laaah la lah la laaaah
Fischer random til it’s sundown
Fah la lah la la laah la la laah
Gothamchess will play the Caro
Fah la la la laaah la lah lah lah 🎶
Fah la la la laaah la lah la laaaah
Castle queenside like Shahade
Fah la la la laaah la lah la laaaah
Fischer random til it’s sundown
Fah la lah la la laah la la laah
Gothamchess will play the Caro
Fah la la la laaah la lah lah lah 🎶
a person standing on top of a snowmobile
ALT: a person standing on top of a snowmobile
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
🎶Deck the halls with Tal and Carlsen
Fah la la la laaah la lah la laaaah
Castle queenside like Shahade
Fah la la la laaah la lah la laaaah
Fischer random til it’s sundown
Fah la lah la la laah la la laah
Gothamchess will play the Caro
Fah la la la laaah la lah lah lah 🎶
Fah la la la laaah la lah la laaaah
Castle queenside like Shahade
Fah la la la laaah la lah la laaaah
Fischer random til it’s sundown
Fah la lah la la laah la la laah
Gothamchess will play the Caro
Fah la la la laaah la lah lah lah 🎶
This is fucking hilarious
for sure. a beloved local (Austin TX) weatherman posted this week about his frustrating failure trying to use GPT as a substitute CPA for his tax prep.
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is fucking hilarious
Yo @rootc0re.com I’m so glad I built my computer before this bullshit hehe thanks again for all your help! 🫡
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Yo @rootc0re.com I’m so glad I built my computer before this bullshit hehe thanks again for all your help! 🫡
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If anyone is struggling but doesn't know where to look or want to say anything here's a huge list of free resources you might find useful 🙏🏼 There is a lot more than just addiction and mental health issues covered
And as always my DMs are open if anyone needs an ear
tinybuddha.com/helpful-free...
And as always my DMs are open if anyone needs an ear
tinybuddha.com/helpful-free...
Helpful Free Resources - Tiny Buddha
People often find their way to Tiny Buddha when they are struggling with something difficult and potentially overwhelming. Many may feel lost, alone, and uncertain if they can be helped, or where to t...
tinybuddha.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If anyone is struggling but doesn't know where to look or want to say anything here's a huge list of free resources you might find useful 🙏🏼 There is a lot more than just addiction and mental health issues covered
And as always my DMs are open if anyone needs an ear
tinybuddha.com/helpful-free...
And as always my DMs are open if anyone needs an ear
tinybuddha.com/helpful-free...
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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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“She would show up looking like a forever 21 employee and then murder 15 people.”
This is hysterically funny.
This is hysterically funny.
October 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“She would show up looking like a forever 21 employee and then murder 15 people.”
This is hysterically funny.
This is hysterically funny.
Oh, okay, we are COOKED cooked. Cool cool cool, not dreading the implications of people believing anything they see now even while knowing it’s a fake video at all.
*dog on fire gif* This is fine.
*dog on fire gif* This is fine.
"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades
October 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Oh, okay, we are COOKED cooked. Cool cool cool, not dreading the implications of people believing anything they see now even while knowing it’s a fake video at all.
*dog on fire gif* This is fine.
*dog on fire gif* This is fine.
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"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades
October 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades
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Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
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YOU COULD PERHAPS HAVE LED WITH THE MOVIE PART
A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga
Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'
A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.
n.pr
October 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
YOU COULD PERHAPS HAVE LED WITH THE MOVIE PART
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“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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oh thank you lord and baby jesus
BREAKING
In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
October 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
oh thank you lord and baby jesus
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![One of the earliest examples of bar jokes is
Sumerian (c. 4500-1900 BC), and it features a dog:
"A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one!" [1] The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m5nviebtkhhbur3fsfdznxue/bafkreifwhnhtaschqrreajcfmpvnirmtn7hxcm3yd2mlapg54df5u2xqra@jpeg)
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IT’S OCTOBER SPOOKY BITCHES!!!
October 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
IT’S OCTOBER SPOOKY BITCHES!!!
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For a moment, I was terrified before I realized Mr. Winston fell asleep with his eyes open and that he was still breathing
September 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
For a moment, I was terrified before I realized Mr. Winston fell asleep with his eyes open and that he was still breathing