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I just hope Mamdani can finally bring an end to New Yorkers’ disgusting and archaic habit of emptying their chamber pots out the window without a care for who might be walking below
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I just hope Mamdani can finally bring an end to New Yorkers’ disgusting and archaic habit of emptying their chamber pots out the window without a care for who might be walking below
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new to bluesky. how do i use grok. where is grok button
February 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
new to bluesky. how do i use grok. where is grok button
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john wick and some other guy are in my apartment using everything i own as weapons and i really don't think they're planning to clean any of it up
December 31, 2025 at 5:52 AM
john wick and some other guy are in my apartment using everything i own as weapons and i really don't think they're planning to clean any of it up
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I would never do the "Here comes the airplane" bit to feed my child. Embarrassing for us both. I would calmly explain the importance of adequate nutrition and they will yield to unimpeachable logic
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I would never do the "Here comes the airplane" bit to feed my child. Embarrassing for us both. I would calmly explain the importance of adequate nutrition and they will yield to unimpeachable logic
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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December 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers
December 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers
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we all have that 26 year old oomf who's 14 years old
I don't know where I first saw this, but I think about it every once in a while
December 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
we all have that 26 year old oomf who's 14 years old
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i used to post this on facebook over and over and whenever someone hazarded a guess i'd respond "could be any" or "could be all" and it always got so many interactions that it was at the top of everyone's feed all day every day
July 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
i used to post this on facebook over and over and whenever someone hazarded a guess i'd respond "could be any" or "could be all" and it always got so many interactions that it was at the top of everyone's feed all day every day
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the funniest part of dk bananza is imagining a real gorilla doing any of this
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
the funniest part of dk bananza is imagining a real gorilla doing any of this
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I feel like SE saw this going differently
December 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I feel like SE saw this going differently
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I sent this video to my friend and she got mad at me
December 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I sent this video to my friend and she got mad at me
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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December 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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And now for some motivation from the Owensboro Burger King.
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
And now for some motivation from the Owensboro Burger King.
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think about miss piggy's place in popular culture and she's just universally acknowledged as a total babe. now think about the fact that this was a gag ("lipstick on a pig") when the muppet show started. she is a pioneer that moved that needle via sheer grind
she really did this. she's really her.
she really did this. she's really her.
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
think about miss piggy's place in popular culture and she's just universally acknowledged as a total babe. now think about the fact that this was a gag ("lipstick on a pig") when the muppet show started. she is a pioneer that moved that needle via sheer grind
she really did this. she's really her.
she really did this. she's really her.
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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...Are you fucking kidding me? Great. Just great. #DayRuined
December 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
...Are you fucking kidding me? Great. Just great. #DayRuined