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Waldamsel
@waldamsel.bsky.social
Keep on rockin’ in the free world.
Nature loving STEM & music enthusiast living in 🇸🇪
(Re)posts in German, English och Svenska. Might contain traces of French & Spanish. 🇪🇺🌍
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Die völkerrechtliche Lage ist zu komplex, die Hauptstadt ist im tiefsten Winter teilweise ohne Strom und die Gasspeicher sind nur noch knapp über die Hälfte gefüllt (und damit deutlich leerer als im Vergleich zu den Vorjahren). Mal sehen wie man das den Grünen oder den Ausländern anhängen kann.
January 4, 2026 at 9:36 AM
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So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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with the benefit of hindsight i think it's now abundantly clear that avoiding y2k-driven civilizational collapse was a mistake
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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We do not have any mistletoe here at the casino, but if you want to kiss someone under the weird fungal growth that covers our ceilings, have fun!
December 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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In der Silvesternacht muss mit Glatteis gerechnet werden.
Sehen wir es positiv, das sorgt für Abwechslung in der Unfallchirurgie.
December 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Snart blir ju även jul "Sitta inne eller ute?"
December 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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You know those stories about how the magic of Christmas miraculously restores your faith in humanity? It isn't working.
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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"Du wirkst deutlich entspannter."
"Ja, das ist Resignation."
December 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Quick reminder: self-respect feels like loneliness before it starts to feel like peace
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Snart kommer en:

• Hur älskad är du? Vi har räknat ut hur många kärleksförklaringar du fått 2025
• Dina mest populära ärenden! Pålägg och förseningar
• Din sms-ålder: 68 (för du skriver aldrig ut förkortningar)
• En tonsatt AI-video promptad genom relationen till dina favoritkontakter
Abonnemang wrapped
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Voll Bock, fett im Lotto zu gewinnen und in Rente zu gehen.
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Allt är ju märkligt nu för tiden men en oerhörd märklighet är att vi ska behöva bråka om att rädda klimatet.
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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August 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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my exercise routine today is to use a very small snack bowl, resulting in more steps back and forth to the kitchen
August 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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I dunno why we still tell people to follow their hearts when maybe we should be telling more people to use their fucking brains
July 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.
March 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Wie kann denn die ganze Welt gleichzeitig so am Arsch sein?
April 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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inhabiting a body is stupid and inconvenient
April 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I won’t die on this hill yet. I’ll nap on it first to make sure it’s comfy.
April 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Shit’s so bleak that the George Orwell Museum has changed its name to the “I Feckin’ Told Ya! Center”
April 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Shit’s so bleak that going through the motions counts as cardio
April 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Bet wallstreet would prefer pronouns over this crash eh?
April 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM