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Counterpoint: Cigarettes never stopped being cool.
With more actors, pop stars and other celebrities spotted unapologetically smoking, the cultural taboo against it shows signs of ebbing. That worries antismoking advocates. 🔗 on.wsj.com/49om2X4
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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My newest creation is this fabric art Krampus. I designed and hand-sewed him. I also made his chain and bundle of sticks. He enjoys riding the yule moose through chthonic woodlands. His favorite wintertide treat is eggnog mixed with a bit of human soul.

www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
December 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
nice.
December 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
There should've been a Die Hard in a mall on Christmas Eve
December 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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wishing you all a smashing christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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THEY'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. ALIENS SUCKED ASS COMPARED TO ALIEN
December 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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gf sticky
gf sticky mystery
gf sticky not sex
gf sticky not glue
gf skin sticky
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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StubHub apologizes for mix-up involving heavy metal band Lamb of God, Christian concert
StubHub apologizes for mix-up involving heavy metal band Lamb of God, Christian concert
StubHub’s website apparently confused a Christian concert called “Andrew Peterson’s Behold the Lamb of God” with the heavy metal band Lamb of God.
www.wric.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Happy birthday Santa!
December 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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"The miracle of birth is so incredibly beautiful to behold. Do you know the only thing that could make it better? Percussion. Nothing calms one’s stress and eases the pain of delivering a baby more than a little boy standing nearby absolutely shredding on his drum."
This Woman in Labor Is Gonna Love My Drumming
The miracle of birth is so incredibly beautiful to behold. Do you know the only thing that could make it better? Percussion. Nothing calms one’s st...
buff.ly
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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[Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein]: ..... and let me tell you, Donny, the trim in hell is very old and very wizened. Anyway, here's another wonderful secret: tonight you'll be visited by three ghosts.

[Trump in a golden nightcap]: Who let this low-energy loser in here. Very nasty.
December 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
made these guys. pretty good, and simple. might be tough mixing without a mixer though

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This Easy Slice-and-Bake Shortbread Is Buttery, Sparkly, and Perfectly Salty
These tender brown sugar shortbread cookies are rich and buttery, with a savory kick from just the right amount of salt.
www.seriouseats.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Zombie comedian, Garry Shambling
December 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
haha getem
December 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM