Wheat
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Fuck it, save money and stop issuing rifles. Just get enough jacked soldiers and they can throw the bullets like darts or something
Hegseth: "I don't want me son serving alongside troops who are out of shape or in combat units with females who can't meet the same combat arms physical standards as men"
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
August 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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The “We Will Fucking Kill You” Bill has passed.
July 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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no i will not "ask chat gpt" i will be scrolling Wikipedia with whimsical abandon like god intended
June 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
RFK jr is straight up a Nurgle cultist, there’s no way around it. He serves a Dark God who finds joy, pleasure, and power in making people inundated with disease
June 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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ICE is a much greater threat to this country than illegal immigrants. The current administration ia by far the greatest threat this country faces. The problem is not st our borders. It is in the White House.
June 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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A source has just given me this photograph depicting Elon Musk stepping out onto the balcony of the SpaceX launch center.
June 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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i will say again that given the trajectory of the white house so far, strident opposition a la 2017 would have absolutely been the most prudent and effective decision and the absence of that opposition in the first two months made things demonstrably worse.
May 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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I don't really have anything especially profound to say, but yeah man this is it. They won't obey even the most milquetoast SCOTUS orders and are talking about sending US citizens to foreign gulags. It's happened here.
April 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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AUTISM IS NOT AN EPIDEMIC, PEOPLE WITH AUTISM ARE NOT BROKEN
RFK Jr: "By September we will know what has caused the autism epidemic and we will be able to eliminate those exposures."
April 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
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Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
NEW YORK—Noting the volatility of various retirement products and the long-term uncertainty of global markets, financial advisor Michael Reynolds recommended Tuesday that investors always keep one bullet in the chamber, just in case. “Even if you’re a more conservative investor who keeps most of your savings in bonds and money market accounts, it just makes a lot of sense to have a round locked and loaded at all times in the event of a major financial market disruption,” said Reynolds, who stressed the importance of maxing out yearly IRA contributions and regularly cleaning and oiling the barrel. “It’s probably the furthest thing from your mind right now, but the time will come when you’ll want quick access to it. When the kids are off in college and you’re nearing retirement age, and all of a sudden there’s an emergency, you’re really going to thank yourself for making sure you had that one bullet set aside and ready to go.” Reynolds added that while at the minimum, investors will want to have a single bullet in the chamber for themselves, ideally, individuals should make sure they have enough so the whole family is taken care of.
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April 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Had a nice weekend playing Tarkir, now back to watching the US economy collapse to own the libs while conservatives argue against due process.
April 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...
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April 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Mr President, fire when ready
April 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Anyone who uses the Studio Ghibli AI should have their civil rights taken away.
March 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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when times are as bad as they are right now we all have an added responsibility to highlight the few things our culture is doing well. so here goes: i am proud that America decided to fully embrace the Culkins. not just Macaulay, the whole lot of them. Good work everyone.

We did it.
March 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I should also say I don’t think K-12 private schools should exist nor homeschooling be allowed.

Everyone should go to public schools and be required to have the same education regardless of class.

You shouldn’t be able to opt out of a common shared education for the sake of civic life. Send tweet.
March 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
March 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
WASHINGTON—Declaring the utter lack of alcohol in the Pentagon kitchen to be a “national emergency,” Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly deployed 3,000 troops American on a beer run Monday. “As ...
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March 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Thank fuck Elon hasn’t discovered TNO and HOI4
"I wonder what this relatively small account that Elon Musk follows is?"

"Oh I see, it just posts porn and Nazism only."
February 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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yup
February 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM