whilliam
@whilliam030.bsky.social
📌Berlin / New York
Thank you for forwarding your funniest hot takes & pithy commentary during this difficult time
Thank you for forwarding your funniest hot takes & pithy commentary during this difficult time
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Try not to laugh.
April 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Try not to laugh.
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thank you Elon and DOGE! what the world definitely needs is unchecked drug resistant gonorrhea
April 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
thank you Elon and DOGE! what the world definitely needs is unchecked drug resistant gonorrhea
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
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I mean if he’s such a bad guy maybe you shouldn’t be texting him war plans
Reporter: Can you share how your information about war plans was shared with a journalist?
Hegseth: So you are talking about a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who has made a profession of peddling hoaxes
Hegseth: So you are talking about a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who has made a profession of peddling hoaxes
March 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I mean if he’s such a bad guy maybe you shouldn’t be texting him war plans
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Venus, Mars, and the Milky Way over Maldives
March 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Venus, Mars, and the Milky Way over Maldives
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Visiting friends in New York
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Visiting friends in New York
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This letter appeared in the Bloomsburg PA Press Enterprise this morning. I am assured the writer is who he purports to be, an Air Force veteran.
March 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This letter appeared in the Bloomsburg PA Press Enterprise this morning. I am assured the writer is who he purports to be, an Air Force veteran.
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when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
February 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
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my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth
February 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth
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Every citizen who is forced to enter name/email into a form to access public wifi has a duty to make up something breathtakingly vulgar.
February 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Every citizen who is forced to enter name/email into a form to access public wifi has a duty to make up something breathtakingly vulgar.
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO USA" or "GO CANADA!" I'm yelling "GO literally any elected member of congress and the rule of law, please, anyone or a single check or a solitary balance or—
February 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
While many of you are likely yelling "GO USA" or "GO CANADA!" I'm yelling "GO literally any elected member of congress and the rule of law, please, anyone or a single check or a solitary balance or—
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If you listen to videos without headphones on the train you should be assassinated
February 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
If you listen to videos without headphones on the train you should be assassinated
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
USA now disconnecting from all alliances & descending into autocracy ⚠️
while public buses in Berlin are all now connected to free wifi 🛜
while public buses in Berlin are all now connected to free wifi 🛜
February 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
USA now disconnecting from all alliances & descending into autocracy ⚠️
while public buses in Berlin are all now connected to free wifi 🛜
while public buses in Berlin are all now connected to free wifi 🛜
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One of these days we're gonna have to reckon with the fact that "money that I spend which does not directly benefit me is a waste" is a popular sentiment.
I think we should state plainly that this is selfish on its face.
And stupid when you have awareness which extends beyond your nose.
I think we should state plainly that this is selfish on its face.
And stupid when you have awareness which extends beyond your nose.
February 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
One of these days we're gonna have to reckon with the fact that "money that I spend which does not directly benefit me is a waste" is a popular sentiment.
I think we should state plainly that this is selfish on its face.
And stupid when you have awareness which extends beyond your nose.
I think we should state plainly that this is selfish on its face.
And stupid when you have awareness which extends beyond your nose.
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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
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"good job, you got out" i whisper to myself as i read yet another email about someone leaving the org i work for
January 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"good job, you got out" i whisper to myself as i read yet another email about someone leaving the org i work for
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
My friends are now reaching the responsibility of Director-level in their respective orgs
meanwhile the greatest honor of my life is walking into a pregame and the host saying
“Yay, you’re here! Can you take over the vibe and put your music on?” 🙏🏻
meanwhile the greatest honor of my life is walking into a pregame and the host saying
“Yay, you’re here! Can you take over the vibe and put your music on?” 🙏🏻
January 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My friends are now reaching the responsibility of Director-level in their respective orgs
meanwhile the greatest honor of my life is walking into a pregame and the host saying
“Yay, you’re here! Can you take over the vibe and put your music on?” 🙏🏻
meanwhile the greatest honor of my life is walking into a pregame and the host saying
“Yay, you’re here! Can you take over the vibe and put your music on?” 🙏🏻
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I use wired headphones and I’m not changing.
January 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I use wired headphones and I’m not changing.
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The people now in charge of the Office of Personnel Management apparently don’t know how to scrub PDF metadata, and have exposed the original authors of the guidance they’re publishing. Two, Noah Peters and James Sherk, have links to the Heritage Foundation and Project 2025.
January 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The people now in charge of the Office of Personnel Management apparently don’t know how to scrub PDF metadata, and have exposed the original authors of the guidance they’re publishing. Two, Noah Peters and James Sherk, have links to the Heritage Foundation and Project 2025.
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It is very easy to call your representatives’ offices. They have to log your calls and the call numbers are meaningful. You don’t even have to try to convince anyone; just call and tell them your concerns. They are there to represent you. Let them know what that means. www.usa.gov/elected-offi...
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January 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It is very easy to call your representatives’ offices. They have to log your calls and the call numbers are meaningful. You don’t even have to try to convince anyone; just call and tell them your concerns. They are there to represent you. Let them know what that means. www.usa.gov/elected-offi...