Baseball Transsexual
@wikipediashitlist.bsky.social
I did actually get banned from Wikipedia. I think it was Orangemike who got me.
She/They
She/They
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you don't have to announce to me when readings are off the chart. you're the chart guy, just fix it. zoom out or whatever
February 16, 2026 at 2:57 AM
you don't have to announce to me when readings are off the chart. you're the chart guy, just fix it. zoom out or whatever
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American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
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They should do a Pitt episode where none of the patients have bones. “There’s no bones in this patient, Doctor!”. Wow. Could be really cool
February 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
They should do a Pitt episode where none of the patients have bones. “There’s no bones in this patient, Doctor!”. Wow. Could be really cool
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
I had a dream last night that I was playing in a little league baseball game but for adults, and the umpires had just gotten the news that Donald Trump had been shot and where trying to keep the players from finding out to maintain order. I drew a walk, then got thrown out trying to steal second.
February 14, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I had a dream last night that I was playing in a little league baseball game but for adults, and the umpires had just gotten the news that Donald Trump had been shot and where trying to keep the players from finding out to maintain order. I drew a walk, then got thrown out trying to steal second.
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the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
Stayed late at work today and watched the janitor dump the contents of my recycling bin directly into the same bin he had just emptied my trash can into.
February 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Stayed late at work today and watched the janitor dump the contents of my recycling bin directly into the same bin he had just emptied my trash can into.
Two questions really tearing me up lately:
1. Are powerful people really motivated by ideologies that can be deconstructed and understood l, or do they just do what they think will get them more money and power?
2. Who the fuck is gonna play third base for the Tigers this year?
1. Are powerful people really motivated by ideologies that can be deconstructed and understood l, or do they just do what they think will get them more money and power?
2. Who the fuck is gonna play third base for the Tigers this year?
February 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Two questions really tearing me up lately:
1. Are powerful people really motivated by ideologies that can be deconstructed and understood l, or do they just do what they think will get them more money and power?
2. Who the fuck is gonna play third base for the Tigers this year?
1. Are powerful people really motivated by ideologies that can be deconstructed and understood l, or do they just do what they think will get them more money and power?
2. Who the fuck is gonna play third base for the Tigers this year?
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my new job at the EPA is to hunt and destroy every last goddamn bee they’ve ever saved
February 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
my new job at the EPA is to hunt and destroy every last goddamn bee they’ve ever saved
A former member of the Pennsylvania House of Representatives (strange on account of the school being in Michigan)
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
A former member of the Pennsylvania House of Representatives (strange on account of the school being in Michigan)
Ah, that’s why we got him. Pretty sad, Reese is my favorite kind of pitcher: a guy whose pitches aren’t that good and whose expected stats are ass but whose ERA is still somehow never above 4
As expected the correlating move to Framber and JV was Reese Olson missing the season for shoulder surgery. Too bad. Hope this finally sorts the issue for good. www.blessyouboys.com/detroit-tige...
Reese Olson out for the 2026 season after shoulder surgery
A tough but foreseeable blow for the young right-hander, who underwent shoulder surgery on February 2.
www.blessyouboys.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Ah, that’s why we got him. Pretty sad, Reese is my favorite kind of pitcher: a guy whose pitches aren’t that good and whose expected stats are ass but whose ERA is still somehow never above 4
Alright I literally just said I was retweeting too much but Hell Yeah, baseball.
February 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Alright I literally just said I was retweeting too much but Hell Yeah, baseball.
I been retweeting shit too much
February 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I been retweeting shit too much
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oh, you meant to hit circle instead of square. okay, i get that, that's on the developer, i mess that up sometimes too. no hard feelings
February 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
oh, you meant to hit circle instead of square. okay, i get that, that's on the developer, i mess that up sometimes too. no hard feelings
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loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
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This is the 38th time that the U.S. military has unlawfully killed civilians on the orders of Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump. At least 130 people — never charged with crimes, their identities unknown to their executioners — are now dead.
We are murdering people and it is basically just background noise at this point. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/u...
U.S. Boat Strike Kills 2 in Pacific, With One Survivor
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 AM
This is the 38th time that the U.S. military has unlawfully killed civilians on the orders of Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump. At least 130 people — never charged with crimes, their identities unknown to their executioners — are now dead.
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Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.
"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.
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Innocent people are rotting in these camps for months in horrible conditions, for no reason at all except to satisfy the sadism of that bald asshole. This is who we're supposed to negotiate Reasonable Guardrails with
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Innocent people are rotting in these camps for months in horrible conditions, for no reason at all except to satisfy the sadism of that bald asshole. This is who we're supposed to negotiate Reasonable Guardrails with
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Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
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Dear you, I’m am spaceship. Together we will $1,00,00,00,00. Remember to pack GoodFood for eat in Spacd
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Dear you, I’m am spaceship. Together we will $1,00,00,00,00. Remember to pack GoodFood for eat in Spacd
Today one of my students tried to look cool by loudly announcing to the whole class that he “just watched Kid Rock like a normal person” at halftime yesterday and literally all of his classmates completely ignored him, including his girlfriend. It was very sad.
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Today one of my students tried to look cool by loudly announcing to the whole class that he “just watched Kid Rock like a normal person” at halftime yesterday and literally all of his classmates completely ignored him, including his girlfriend. It was very sad.
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Bruce Banner: you wouldn't love me when i'm a worm
February 9, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Bruce Banner: you wouldn't love me when i'm a worm