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Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/
September 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/
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Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/
September 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/
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"where is the heart attack when you need one" 😂
September 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"where is the heart attack when you need one" 😂
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Thou shalt believe women.
August 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Thou shalt believe women.
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Hi there humans,
It’s your old pal, God here.
The antichrist and his accomplices built a concentration camp in the middle of a alligator-infested swamp.
So I flooded it on day one.
It’s your old pal, God here.
The antichrist and his accomplices built a concentration camp in the middle of a alligator-infested swamp.
So I flooded it on day one.
I Flooded 'Alligator Alcatraz'
Now they want to deport God.
www.thegodpodcast.com
July 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hi there humans,
It’s your old pal, God here.
The antichrist and his accomplices built a concentration camp in the middle of a alligator-infested swamp.
So I flooded it on day one.
It’s your old pal, God here.
The antichrist and his accomplices built a concentration camp in the middle of a alligator-infested swamp.
So I flooded it on day one.
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I think members of congress should have to comply with a work requirement to get healthcare.
July 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I think members of congress should have to comply with a work requirement to get healthcare.
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"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
June 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
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In a time of global uncertainty and ever shifting tides, it is nice of Musk to provide us with this small bit of dependable consistency.
SpaceX’s Starship spacecraft exploded on its test stand on Wednesday, sending a large fireball into the sky. The company had cleared personnel from around the site. wapo.st/4kUmz6G
June 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
In a time of global uncertainty and ever shifting tides, it is nice of Musk to provide us with this small bit of dependable consistency.
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ICE throws gas at protesters who immediately cone it then use boards to help fan the gas back at ICE.
June 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
ICE throws gas at protesters who immediately cone it then use boards to help fan the gas back at ICE.
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If you wear a uniform and you are positive you’re on the right side of history, you shouldn’t have a problem with having your picture taken while you’re on the job.
June 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If you wear a uniform and you are positive you’re on the right side of history, you shouldn’t have a problem with having your picture taken while you’re on the job.
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Who is this “god” they worship? This god of guns but not of grace. This god of greed but not generosity. This god of the womb but not of the woman. This god who cannot hear children cry. This god who fears dark skin. This god of America but not all of America?
That's the Devil, yo.
That's the Devil, yo.
May 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Who is this “god” they worship? This god of guns but not of grace. This god of greed but not generosity. This god of the womb but not of the woman. This god who cannot hear children cry. This god who fears dark skin. This god of America but not all of America?
That's the Devil, yo.
That's the Devil, yo.
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Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...
May 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...
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Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all
May 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all
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Police cars should be marked and Ice agents should not be be masked.
May 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Police cars should be marked and Ice agents should not be be masked.
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How about some basic rules?
--All law enforcement officers should wear identification
--No law enforcement officers should be allowed masks
--All law enforcement officers should wear and use body cams
...oh and...
--All law enforcement officers should understand, respect & follow the law
--All law enforcement officers should wear identification
--No law enforcement officers should be allowed masks
--All law enforcement officers should wear and use body cams
...oh and...
--All law enforcement officers should understand, respect & follow the law
May 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
How about some basic rules?
--All law enforcement officers should wear identification
--No law enforcement officers should be allowed masks
--All law enforcement officers should wear and use body cams
...oh and...
--All law enforcement officers should understand, respect & follow the law
--All law enforcement officers should wear identification
--No law enforcement officers should be allowed masks
--All law enforcement officers should wear and use body cams
...oh and...
--All law enforcement officers should understand, respect & follow the law
Show your faces!
If masks are gonna be banned at college protests then ICE agents shouldn't get to hide behind them either.
April 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Show your faces!
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Excited to see how the unforced economic crash is worsened by the (spins wheel) peruvian iguana foot virus in (rolls dice) three months as a result of medical misinformation spread by (pulls lever) robert f kennedy jr’s elle magazine girlfriend at (guides ouija board) gayle king’s bastille day party
April 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Excited to see how the unforced economic crash is worsened by the (spins wheel) peruvian iguana foot virus in (rolls dice) three months as a result of medical misinformation spread by (pulls lever) robert f kennedy jr’s elle magazine girlfriend at (guides ouija board) gayle king’s bastille day party
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This is a DEI hire, by the way.
March 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is a DEI hire, by the way.
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Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!
March 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!
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Trump and Musk are for they/them. They're not for you.
February 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Trump and Musk are for they/them. They're not for you.
Is FOTUS being controlled by a neuralink implant?
February 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Is FOTUS being controlled by a neuralink implant?
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ICE Agent Says No One Will Talk to Him Here Because of the Seattle Freeze: bit.ly/4hiGASq
February 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
ICE Agent Says No One Will Talk to Him Here Because of the Seattle Freeze: bit.ly/4hiGASq