Will Mattingly
@willmattingly.bsky.social
My counselor keeps saying I’m a good man and I’m still learning to believe it.
Also a teacher.
Also a teacher.
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merry christmas, my gf got us a print sub to @theonion.com and gave it to me like this
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
merry christmas, my gf got us a print sub to @theonion.com and gave it to me like this
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I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
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The irony is, there actually IS one person I can think of who talks eloquently, and often, about how his faith informs him as a person and a citizen, and who does it in a way that even atheists listen to and respect. But CBS canceled his late-night show and it’s going off the air in May.
December 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The irony is, there actually IS one person I can think of who talks eloquently, and often, about how his faith informs him as a person and a citizen, and who does it in a way that even atheists listen to and respect. But CBS canceled his late-night show and it’s going off the air in May.
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So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
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If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
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TN07 is a story about gerrymandering: the GOP cracked Nashville into 3 districts when it redrew the 2022 map, destroying the Dem seat there.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
TN07 is a story about gerrymandering: the GOP cracked Nashville into 3 districts when it redrew the 2022 map, destroying the Dem seat there.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
It was during his first term…during the pandemic 😳
Trump: "I think gasoline is gonna be below $2 at some point in the pretty near future."
October 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It was during his first term…during the pandemic 😳
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ah the VMAs, the longest period of time in a given year when MTV isn't showing Ridiculousness
September 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
ah the VMAs, the longest period of time in a given year when MTV isn't showing Ridiculousness
@karaswisher.bsky.social I have come up with a new nickname for Jeff Bezos and I am proud of it: Alexa Luther
June 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
@karaswisher.bsky.social I have come up with a new nickname for Jeff Bezos and I am proud of it: Alexa Luther
Heard this on a podcast and liked it. So I did one of those “inspirational quote” graphics to remember it.
June 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Heard this on a podcast and liked it. So I did one of those “inspirational quote” graphics to remember it.
Happy pride 🙄
Breaking: The Trevor Project received a stop-work order last night on its contract with the national 988 suicide prevention hotline. The Trump administration is eliminating the option for LGBTQ callers to the hotline to press 3 and connect with someone who specializes in LGBTQ mental health.
June 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Happy pride 🙄
The reasons some elections have “run-offs” was so white people had the opportunity to band together and stop a black person from taking office.
Just something I remembered for some reason.
Just something I remembered for some reason.
The Recording Academy has added a “traditional country” category following Beyoncé’s historic “Cowboy Carter” win
Grammys add ‘traditional country’ category following Beyoncé's win
The Recording Academy has made a distinct change to its Country Album category — a change that is raising eyebrows online among Beyoncé fans.
www.whatimreading.net
June 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The reasons some elections have “run-offs” was so white people had the opportunity to band together and stop a black person from taking office.
Just something I remembered for some reason.
Just something I remembered for some reason.
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“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.”
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
June 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.”
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
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Now, more than ever
a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn from a pink box
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn from a pink box
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Now, more than ever
Don’t give him ideas
Trump is going to rename the federal courthouse in Newark after Strom Thurmond now.
April 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Don’t give him ideas
Please come to Nashville. Our rep is being investigated by FBI and mocks the victims of a school shooting…and got re-elected.
@aoc.bsky.social: "Listen, if your representative is not doing a town hall, give me a ring... I'll say it right here, right now: if a deep red Republican district wants to have an honest conversation, even if it's with someone they disagree with, I'm willing to do that."
March 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Please come to Nashville. Our rep is being investigated by FBI and mocks the victims of a school shooting…and got re-elected.
Steak frites kinda night
March 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Steak frites kinda night
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“do something!!” first of all, I didn’t run for congress to “do stuff.” I did it because I like seeing my name on signs
February 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“do something!!” first of all, I didn’t run for congress to “do stuff.” I did it because I like seeing my name on signs
My pretty face now at this pretty place.
February 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My pretty face now at this pretty place.
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Hi, I’m God.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
January 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hi, I’m God.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
Harassing and investigating because of nepotism = bad.
Pardoning because of nepotism = bad.
Solved the media cycle and nothing else can be done so move on.
Pardoning because of nepotism = bad.
Solved the media cycle and nothing else can be done so move on.
December 2, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Harassing and investigating because of nepotism = bad.
Pardoning because of nepotism = bad.
Solved the media cycle and nothing else can be done so move on.
Pardoning because of nepotism = bad.
Solved the media cycle and nothing else can be done so move on.
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My take on the Hunter Biden news is that trump has proposed creating a network of concentration camps to deal with the undocumented millions in our country
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
My take on the Hunter Biden news is that trump has proposed creating a network of concentration camps to deal with the undocumented millions in our country
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Bro who was pardoned by Donald Trump had words about President Biden pardoning his son.
Beyond parody.
Beyond parody.
December 2, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Bro who was pardoned by Donald Trump had words about President Biden pardoning his son.
Beyond parody.
Beyond parody.
“You don’t fuck with a woman who knows how to pray.” - Britney Spears
October 26, 2023 at 11:03 PM
“You don’t fuck with a woman who knows how to pray.” - Britney Spears