Witchlight Atlas
witchlightatlas.bsky.social
Witchlight Atlas
@witchlightatlas.bsky.social
Writer, musician, FF14 fan, and more!
I'm on this album with a bunch of really cool friends! Come check it out.
December 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I'm glad that my algorithm has dodged most of this crap, but at the same time, it's fascinating to see what nightmares other people are seeing within their own algorithms. It's a completely different world out there.
Absolutely dying that the latest AI trend that's apparently sweeping Facebook are videos of old women jumping backwards while holding giant rocks over their heads to kamikaze the glass bridges they're standing on.
September 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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The bees have discovered Brutalism
Nature is healing
September 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Fight against the cold icy grip of irrelevance by playing Magic: The Gathering with characters from The Office
September 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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as many of you know i did consult on Daggerheart, i feel strongly now that i need to now peel back the curtain and share some of the feedback on this otherwise excellent game that darrington press unfortunately completely ignored
August 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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It’s great that every issue that could be solved by asking corporations and the wealthy to live slightly differently now involves a government being like “oh you have a small light that stays on in the bathroom? Way to fuck everything up dickhead”
August 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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god damn its FINALLY HERE

new video!

talking all about the mgs3 pachislot
and the fact that i fucking BOUGHT ONE

link! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qEi...
July 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Hulk Hogan was a fuckall human being but we should separate the art from the artist and be willing to acknowledge that he was also a fuckall wrestler who was so stiff they had to pretend a clothesline and a leg drop were finishing moves
July 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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July 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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my next video is close btw!
editing is superduper close to done, currently mostly just waiting on a sponsor thing to be confirmed.
but there will be a new video this month!
a very different video! lotta on camera stuff, being that its all about the metal gear solid pachislot that i bought lol
May 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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you're doing the Black Regiment critical encounter 🐦‍⬛
June 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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the jolt of lightning i felt realizing China has independently invented Louisiana from first principles
incredible things are happening in China
June 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Once a week, I get a solicitation email from someone trying to drum up consultant work using the incredibly compelling pitch, "I asked ChatGPT how you should manage your business." Thanks, but I tossed some chicken bones and the way they fell tells me that I shouldn't reply to cold calls
June 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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this is my new favourite video on the internet btw
June 8, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Every now and again I reflect on our Charlotte's Web GBA game we produced at Backbone. It was an action platform game that had Wilbur leaping around on platforms. We referred to it internally as "Pig of Persia," in honor of Prince of Persia, the game we absurdly based it on.
May 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured
May 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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the only way they could be clearer is by opening every single book they publish with a note that the Imperium is the absolute worst and cruelest government that has ever existed anywhere and life inside it is a ceaseless nightmare for close to 100% of its inhabitants
May 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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It's the part where someone presumably in a position of consistent income is stealing the work of someone without a consistent income that just... I think one of my eyeballs is going to pop or something.
antire.al @antire.al · May 15
in 10 years i have never made a consistent income from this work and i am tired of designers from huge companies moodboarding and parasitising my designs while i struggle to make a living.
May 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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IT'S A COMIC BOOK, YOU STUPID ROBOT PIECE OF SHIT.
May 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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As a kid, I used to ask why the Nazis filmed and photographed every atrocity in detail. Like, it’s clearly horrible shit. And I’d always get told, “They were actually proud of it.” I honestly never understood that, and yet here we are and here that is
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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This is... one of the saddest things I've ever had the misfortune to read. Like if the sound of Eeyore saying, "Pathetic" was somehow transliterated into a full paragraph.
If you thought social media had scrambled America’s CEOs just wait until they’re fully cooked by AI apple.news/AJ_ht7MMyT9G...
May 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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i'm losing it
May 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM