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Worfthing
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Son of Mogh

Player of FromSoftware and Overwatch
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U.S. President James A. Garfield discovered a new proof of the Pythagorean theorem 🇺🇸 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMGjYTt2/
U.S. President James A. Garfield discovered a new proof of the Pythagorean theorem 🇺🇸 #history #math #TikTokEncyclopediaContest
TikTok video by Alex Schmidt
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November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉

We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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which ninja turtle used bat'leth
January 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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The number of Bluesky users has exceeded 27,000,000! #bluesky #bsky
January 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Judges are so childish. Oh, you’re angry so you’re going to slam your little hammer on the table?

Grow up
January 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Charcuterie boards have made me believe that eating my own weight in cheese is ok as long as I have a couple of grapes too.
January 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Oh gosh I can’t pick, I like them all so much, I’ll just take the whole lot!

-me, choosing my battles
January 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Goddamn.
January 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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I have a favorite song about driving a train while high on cocaine. But I’m not going to tell you what it is. You have to guess.
January 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Mary to the Drummer Boy (probably): "I mean, I JUST got him to sleep... but sure, fine, whatever. Play your little song. Honestly, not the weirdest thing that's happened to me recently, TBH."
December 24, 2024 at 4:47 PM
One of our cats has decided he has a blood feud with a cheese wrapper he fished out of the trash. This is not a problem.

The problem is he has decided, no matter how far away I move the wrapper, and show him where it is, the only place he can enact revenge is in the room where *I'm Trying To Work*!
December 5, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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remember at the start of covid when musk said he was going to build respirators to send to hospitals? and then didn't do it? Or when he said he was gonna build a submarine to rescue the Thai cave kids? Or literally anything else ever?
as usual the press initially all broadly acted as if Musk was single-handedly reinventing telecommunications in a bid to save helene victims
October 8, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #515,317!
September 17, 2024 at 5:55 PM
My beautiful wife (who I love): You're always in the back yard, why is that?

Me: 99.999999999999% of your job is YELLING ON ZOOM
August 13, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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I saw you from across the bar and I was wondering if you’re mad at me
August 8, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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This is also the thing at play when people simultaneously a) ask why more PoC journalists (or any other job, tbh) don't carefully, respectfully, civilly explain other PoC's concerns, And Also b) tell them they can't talk about race because they're "too close to it."
I’ll point out that this is one of the many faces of white supremacy&the reason that term is not hyperbole.This is the standard it sets.You can deploy racist tropes if you’re an old white man (or explaining their racism away) but you may not speak of race/racism if you’re on the receiving end.
August 4, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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i think i’m getting close to the big turning point in FF6 and it’s annoying when something that people have been telling you is amazing for 20 years is actually as good as they said it was
August 4, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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I don't talk about myself much because I subscribe to the adage that if an editor does their job, you don't know they exist. I'd like to use Bluesky more to share my books and engage with "the industry," though.

Gimme a reskeet if you see fit! I edit the best books from the best people. #OniBess
July 30, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I like when my phone buzzes to tell me I have a message, so I check it, and the message is my phone saying "You got a spam text but don't worry bestie, I'm not going to bother you with it! 🙂"
July 9, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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So now that we’ve know he got into the WH with the help of illegal schemes -just proven in a court of law, ….how about we revoke all the justices he appointed?
May 31, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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I stop, drop, and roll whenever someone knocks on my door.
August 25, 2023 at 6:43 PM
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Cursed image from tonight’s stream.

If I’d remembered that Jar Jar’s eyes are on stalks, this would have been even worse.
August 26, 2023 at 2:36 AM