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guy in the south | games, anime, manga, kino & schlock | doing as little as possible | RIP Kentaro Miura | RIP David Lynch
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I wanna be whoring looks like one of those digital composite eyewitness description portraits. I wanna be whoring is the golden state killer
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I wanna be whoring looks like one of those digital composite eyewitness description portraits. I wanna be whoring is the golden state killer
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Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
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sneak preview for the future of america
what the fuck
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
sneak preview for the future of america
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😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
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No one has ever been more right than this woman
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
No one has ever been more right than this woman
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We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
starting to think my prince will NOT come someday 😔
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
starting to think my prince will NOT come someday 😔
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You know how some songs have a key change and just explode? This is that for narration
I beat King's Field III last night and was deeply unprepared for the narrator's voice performance in the final text crawl
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
You know how some songs have a key change and just explode? This is that for narration
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The thing about the Linehan case is that either the Judge is sympathetic to 'gender critical' ideology or British law thinks it's perfectly acceptable for a 57 year old man to stalk, doxx and physically attack a 17 year old girl.
Both explanations are horrifying.
Both explanations are horrifying.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The thing about the Linehan case is that either the Judge is sympathetic to 'gender critical' ideology or British law thinks it's perfectly acceptable for a 57 year old man to stalk, doxx and physically attack a 17 year old girl.
Both explanations are horrifying.
Both explanations are horrifying.
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Your car reminding you not to forget your baby in the back seat is woke
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Your car reminding you not to forget your baby in the back seat is woke
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory had Charlie Bucket say “I’m so sick of cabbage water” to communicate how poor his family was
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory had Charlie Bucket say “I’m so sick of cabbage water” to communicate how poor his family was
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RFK Jr continuing to talk to the scorpion that he says tricked him:
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
RFK Jr continuing to talk to the scorpion that he says tricked him:
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October 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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The "DOGE is gone" articles are clickbait but this one gets it closer to the truth: DOGE is not gone, it just claims to have "no centralized leadership" anymore -- in other words, its leadership is hiding in an attempt to avoid blame.
DOGE no longer has ‘centralized leadership’ under White House tech team, personnel head says
The team that was altered to house DOGE — formerly the U.S. Digital Service — is also still doing its own technology work across agencies.
www.nextgov.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The "DOGE is gone" articles are clickbait but this one gets it closer to the truth: DOGE is not gone, it just claims to have "no centralized leadership" anymore -- in other words, its leadership is hiding in an attempt to avoid blame.
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Sad but true: 44% of men can't find the Tinkle Popo
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Sad but true: 44% of men can't find the Tinkle Popo
looks great, box lunch! 👍
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
looks great, box lunch! 👍
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
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soulsborne lore
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
soulsborne lore
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you can report on these people without sitting down with them and having weird glamour portraits of them snapped. the only people that should be talking directly to these freaks are congresspeople asking tough questions in oversight hearings. you dont have to do this
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
you can report on these people without sitting down with them and having weird glamour portraits of them snapped. the only people that should be talking directly to these freaks are congresspeople asking tough questions in oversight hearings. you dont have to do this
spiky mat gang rise up
get one, For Your Health™
get one, For Your Health™
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
spiky mat gang rise up
get one, For Your Health™
get one, For Your Health™
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looking from left (german apartment owner putting a solar panel on their balcony) to right (global oil cartel that holds the entire economy hostage, wages war indiscriminately and is making coral go extinct) and concluding these are the same
Anti-solar NIMBYs aren't beating the accusations of being pretty dim bulbs. "Extracting from the sky" is a good one
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
looking from left (german apartment owner putting a solar panel on their balcony) to right (global oil cartel that holds the entire economy hostage, wages war indiscriminately and is making coral go extinct) and concluding these are the same
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A proto of Guilty Gear X for Dreamcast had a 'FUCKIN' button
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A proto of Guilty Gear X for Dreamcast had a 'FUCKIN' button