Why did the art thief's getaway vehicle run out of fuel?

He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

The rich don’t spend the money they have, and the poor don’t have money to spend.

This is a problem when 70% of the economy relies on consumer spending.

Closing our nation's wealth gap isn’t just the right thing to do. It’s essential to save our economy. https://youtu.be/S6dCh48b4oI?feature=shared

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I can't stop laughing at this.
#menobrain

$3.75 in coins flew out of my pocket in an e scooter crash and now the bus stop teens are calling me sonic the hedgehog

Bloody hell.

And I see he threw Hancock, Dido Harding & Williamson into the “weak team”.

The few substantive points we see on the far right are confused and badly made. For instance, they long for a time when people could live on one income in a large house but they do not support the high marginal tax rates on wealthy & companies that made this possible in the 1950s 5/

Lyras Press just sent me their beautiful Coraline editions. Unbelievably gorgeous.

They will be selling the remaining Standard Edition by lottery from October 19th.

www.lyrasbooks.com/shop/

I still need 35 sign-ups this month in order to make rent.

You get literally 1000s of posts, over 500 recipes for £5 and more added every day.

Please just give it a try. You improve my life massively and can cancel anytime.

Twitter was dead: to begin with. There was no doubt whatever about that. The register of its burial was signed by the literati, the media, the celebrities, & the public. Musk signed it, & Musk's name was a death knell for anything he chose to put his hand to.

Old Twitter was as dead as a doornail.

Last saved celeb is your therapist...

Meanwhile on Twitter
www.reuters.com/breakingview...

I'm a black trans woman fighting poverty and homelessness.

To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5.

Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won't regret it.

http://patreon.com/fightingpride93

terfs are so radical they've got the conservative party fully backing them – so rebellious and anti-establishment.

having the full unwavering support of extremely right wing politicians is how you know you're fighting patriarchy and doing feminism.

Considering Braverman & her party have so far come for Roma, Trans, Lawyers, Children, Refugees, Disabled and is now targeting Gays, it’s probably time you educated yourself on the definition of Fascism before she finds a suitable category for you too.
#OpenYourEyes
#NotInMyName

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I had *both* of these on vinyl back in the day and never twigged. I’ve wasted my life.

bird people! i think we've got a female red-breasted merganser here, and a red-throated loon, and a small bird i can't identify! seen in Shetland if that helps #birds 🪶

Oh we're halfway there
Oh oh running from a bear
I pushed you down
Accidentally I swear
Oh oh eaten by a bear
You were eaten by a bear