@xuswimmer13.bsky.social
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Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
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Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods
One guy on the marketing team: actually
One guy on the marketing team: actually
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods
One guy on the marketing team: actually
One guy on the marketing team: actually
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Watching Love Island
December 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Watching Love Island
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
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FCS is awesome because you look up and some white dude from Billings named Taco is absolutely shredding out there
December 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
FCS is awesome because you look up and some white dude from Billings named Taco is absolutely shredding out there
God dang Texas A&M volleyball plays absolutely fearless and I love it!!!
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
God dang Texas A&M volleyball plays absolutely fearless and I love it!!!
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Carbon Monoxide Detector
eagles twitter: what's a good gift for a diehard eagles fan
December 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Carbon Monoxide Detector
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“and if you are invited to do an ‘iconic Jewish dance’ and you don’t see two people sitting in chairs held aloft by a crowd, do NOT do the dance”
December 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
“and if you are invited to do an ‘iconic Jewish dance’ and you don’t see two people sitting in chairs held aloft by a crowd, do NOT do the dance”
The volleyball semis are one set in and it’s already been awesome
December 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The volleyball semis are one set in and it’s already been awesome
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Dude ran a 4.27 Milkshake Duck 40
something his apology did not contain: anything about this insane thing about concussions!
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Dude ran a 4.27 Milkshake Duck 40
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Anyways I’m here on MLS SuperDraft day, the holiest day of the year, to remind you of the greatest social media handle in the history of SuperDraft picks. MLS peaked at this very moment.
December 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Anyways I’m here on MLS SuperDraft day, the holiest day of the year, to remind you of the greatest social media handle in the history of SuperDraft picks. MLS peaked at this very moment.
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kids, this is what you call a perfectly baited hook [utterly sincere/complimentary]
AI ran our office vending machine for several weeks. It lost hundreds of dollars, gave away a PlayStation, bought a live fish—and taught us a lot about AI agents, writes Joanna Stern.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
on.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
kids, this is what you call a perfectly baited hook [utterly sincere/complimentary]
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USF just did the coolest fake punt*
*slow, badly executed, super obvious, intercepted pass that never had a prayer
*slow, badly executed, super obvious, intercepted pass that never had a prayer
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
USF just did the coolest fake punt*
*slow, badly executed, super obvious, intercepted pass that never had a prayer
*slow, badly executed, super obvious, intercepted pass that never had a prayer
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annual holiday reminder, female cardinals are brown so any time you see two red cardinals snuggling on a branch, they are boyfriends
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
annual holiday reminder, female cardinals are brown so any time you see two red cardinals snuggling on a branch, they are boyfriends
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This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
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this is actually true
The one thing I think non-Michigan people should know about times like this is that you can often get information before it's published elsewhere by following what a guy who goes by "Big Boutros" posts across multiple message boards
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
this is actually true
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fuck I can’t imagine what Notre Dame’s AD is gonna have to say to get some attention tomorrow
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
fuck I can’t imagine what Notre Dame’s AD is gonna have to say to get some attention tomorrow
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Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.
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game of the year (Wario Division)
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
game of the year (Wario Division)
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2014-2022: The “the committee is always biased in favor of Bama and gives them lots of undeserved freebies” thing was frequently repeated, but not really true
2023-2025: It’s true now lmao!
2023-2025: It’s true now lmao!
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
2014-2022: The “the committee is always biased in favor of Bama and gives them lots of undeserved freebies” thing was frequently repeated, but not really true
2023-2025: It’s true now lmao!
2023-2025: It’s true now lmao!
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