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Every day is like the parable about the man on the deserted island refusing to be saved by boat, helicopter etc because he's waiting for God's help, but it's about any Democrat with a backbone and an iota of charisma being offered the chance to become the next president by simply describing reality.
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Every day is like the parable about the man on the deserted island refusing to be saved by boat, helicopter etc because he's waiting for God's help, but it's about any Democrat with a backbone and an iota of charisma being offered the chance to become the next president by simply describing reality.
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it is the policy of this government to treat democratic-led states as conquered territories and the people therein as something like hostiles or even enemy combatants
Dr Oz threatens to pull Medicaid support for Minnesota: "Sticking to the narrative that's cold in Minnesota -- this is the tip of the iceberg"
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
it is the policy of this government to treat democratic-led states as conquered territories and the people therein as something like hostiles or even enemy combatants
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one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
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It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
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every person who shows up to document ICE activity is 1000x braver than any politician or cop ever will be
January 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
every person who shows up to document ICE activity is 1000x braver than any politician or cop ever will be
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Random sociopath in Congress: the veil has been lifted and now you see that the real law is the law of predators and prey, the real law is that the strong set the rules, and we are the strongest, this is true in all areas of life
Guy who has a job selling personalized hats for small dogs: so true
Guy who has a job selling personalized hats for small dogs: so true
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Random sociopath in Congress: the veil has been lifted and now you see that the real law is the law of predators and prey, the real law is that the strong set the rules, and we are the strongest, this is true in all areas of life
Guy who has a job selling personalized hats for small dogs: so true
Guy who has a job selling personalized hats for small dogs: so true
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you could stay rich barking on tv once a week for five months a year and letting Maria Taylor tell you what dance to do in their TikToks
but nooooooo you gotta chase one of the worst jobs in the game and a reserved seat at 55 South on your day off
but nooooooo you gotta chase one of the worst jobs in the game and a reserved seat at 55 South on your day off
Former Cowboys coach Jason Garrett is interviewing with the Titans on Friday, source said.
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
you could stay rich barking on tv once a week for five months a year and letting Maria Taylor tell you what dance to do in their TikToks
but nooooooo you gotta chase one of the worst jobs in the game and a reserved seat at 55 South on your day off
but nooooooo you gotta chase one of the worst jobs in the game and a reserved seat at 55 South on your day off
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Credit where it’s due, they nailed this one
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Credit where it’s due, they nailed this one
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some of the those that blake bortles
are the same that hit portals
are the same that hit portals
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
some of the those that blake bortles
are the same that hit portals
are the same that hit portals
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it’s arguably the best reply ever. just a perfect post.
This thread has lived rent free in my head for almost a decade. In fact, I think I pay it rent.
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
it’s arguably the best reply ever. just a perfect post.
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Insane Jonathan Gannon is getting fired after his most successful Cardinals project (leaking he wouldn't be fired)
January 5, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Insane Jonathan Gannon is getting fired after his most successful Cardinals project (leaking he wouldn't be fired)
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me: life has been so hard lately
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
January 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM
me: life has been so hard lately
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
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“Mike Bobo and Pete Golding matching wits” you wish you had the raw intellectual horsepower of the SEC
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
“Mike Bobo and Pete Golding matching wits” you wish you had the raw intellectual horsepower of the SEC
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hi i’m gunner stockton, welcome to jackass
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
hi i’m gunner stockton, welcome to jackass
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my goodness Trinidad making those three throws back to back to back
January 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
my goodness Trinidad making those three throws back to back to back
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McDonough's audible disgust at Ole Miss' catastrophic clock management >>>>
January 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
McDonough's audible disgust at Ole Miss' catastrophic clock management >>>>
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Indiana has broken Alabama's will in the sport of football.
Just needed to see what that looked like typed out.
Just needed to see what that looked like typed out.
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Indiana has broken Alabama's will in the sport of football.
Just needed to see what that looked like typed out.
Just needed to see what that looked like typed out.
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Indiana fans can legally uproot an In-N-Out and take it home now
January 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Indiana fans can legally uproot an In-N-Out and take it home now
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every snap against Texas Tech
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
every snap against Texas Tech
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Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
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mario in the locker room trying to resist the temptation to go jumbo and run clock coming out of ht
January 1, 2026 at 1:53 AM
mario in the locker room trying to resist the temptation to go jumbo and run clock coming out of ht
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The plot of 1991's "BEETHOVEN" is that the absurdly large, misbehaving dog has escaped from a facility using large-skulled dogs to test FIREARM AMMUNITION, i.e. it's an animal-rights/anti-gun movie. Dean Jones plays the villain, satirizing having made Disney films in this same genre in the 60s.
Fascists truly cannot distinguish fiction from reality
This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
December 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The plot of 1991's "BEETHOVEN" is that the absurdly large, misbehaving dog has escaped from a facility using large-skulled dogs to test FIREARM AMMUNITION, i.e. it's an animal-rights/anti-gun movie. Dean Jones plays the villain, satirizing having made Disney films in this same genre in the 60s.
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1. This is weird as fuck and should never ever happen
2. We got advanced stats for erections before a Dolphins playoff win
2. We got advanced stats for erections before a Dolphins playoff win
December 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
1. This is weird as fuck and should never ever happen
2. We got advanced stats for erections before a Dolphins playoff win
2. We got advanced stats for erections before a Dolphins playoff win