@yasuresure.bsky.social
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
Roger Goodell says the NFL is looking into how AI can help officiating in the future.
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
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i don't appreciate Michigan State wearing alternates that make me question whether my ability to see green is still working properly
September 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i don't appreciate Michigan State wearing alternates that make me question whether my ability to see green is still working properly
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NICE DUQUESNE NICE
June 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
NICE DUQUESNE NICE
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HOW ABOUT A SCHOOL RECORD 73 YARD PUNT FOR DUQUESNE??
June 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
HOW ABOUT A SCHOOL RECORD 73 YARD PUNT FOR DUQUESNE??
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lowkey the TIE fighter is an insane design for a superiority craft when you have that kind of manufacturing base
April 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
lowkey the TIE fighter is an insane design for a superiority craft when you have that kind of manufacturing base
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calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever
calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
April 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever
calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
@sickoscommittee.org I’ll just say that I liked Paw Patrol better when the most unbelievable thing about the show was that people would elect an incompetent official who seemingly ran on a campaign of making life miserable for everyone.
April 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands.
The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.
The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.
April 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands.
The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.
The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.
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i think that if you get appointed to the president's cabinet you should be granted a full scholarship to telephone college so you can learn how to use the telephone
Even if this seemed believable, seems like a good reason to not conduct this business on Signal on your unsecured phone
March 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
i think that if you get appointed to the president's cabinet you should be granted a full scholarship to telephone college so you can learn how to use the telephone
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Please make sure you Cc Bill Belichick’s girlfriend on all future war plans.
March 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Please make sure you Cc Bill Belichick’s girlfriend on all future war plans.
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but her emails www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
but her emails www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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looks like my asshole neighbor that keeps shooting 2x4s at my windows with his cannon is in for a big surprise
Thanks to Steve Jobs and Gorilla Glass, factories in America are now ramping up to make affordable windows, made from panes thinner than a credit card, that can:
* save Americans $25 billion / year
* withstand a 2x4 shot out of a cannon
(gift link)
www.wsj.com/business/cor...
* save Americans $25 billion / year
* withstand a 2x4 shot out of a cannon
(gift link)
www.wsj.com/business/cor...
A Piece of Glass Thinner Than a Credit Card Could Solve America’s $25 Billion Energy Problem
New windows can insulate better than most walls, and some can even survive being hit with a two-by-four shot from a cannon.
www.wsj.com
March 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
looks like my asshole neighbor that keeps shooting 2x4s at my windows with his cannon is in for a big surprise
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“That’s the only time I’ve been out that late in New York where my wife wasn’t mad at me.”
— Bill Raftery while reflecting on the Syracuse-UConn 6 OT game
— Bill Raftery while reflecting on the Syracuse-UConn 6 OT game
March 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“That’s the only time I’ve been out that late in New York where my wife wasn’t mad at me.”
— Bill Raftery while reflecting on the Syracuse-UConn 6 OT game
— Bill Raftery while reflecting on the Syracuse-UConn 6 OT game
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Whatever man he looks like the maitre d of the steakhouse in Circus Circus
February 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Whatever man he looks like the maitre d of the steakhouse in Circus Circus
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the man Republicans want to be in charge of this nation's health and human services threw in a lipper while giving testimony under oath
Lol this photo should be used in every story about him from now on
RFK Jr. Pops a Very Suspicious Pouch as He Rants About MAHA
Trump’s nominee for health secretary stealthily put something in his mouth and appeared to move it into place with his tongue during his confirmation hearing.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
the man Republicans want to be in charge of this nation's health and human services threw in a lipper while giving testimony under oath
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American teens are flocking to a new video app
January 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
American teens are flocking to a new video app
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I mean technically Al Golden did bring championship-level football to Miami
January 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I mean technically Al Golden did bring championship-level football to Miami
The hell was that RSV commercial
January 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The hell was that RSV commercial
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accidentally sending an evacuation order to all of la county today is a bad whoopsie but honestly we’re never topping the time we sent an alert to every hawaii resident that a missile was heading straight at them
January 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
accidentally sending an evacuation order to all of la county today is a bad whoopsie but honestly we’re never topping the time we sent an alert to every hawaii resident that a missile was heading straight at them