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Yoolia
@yoolia.bsky.social
recovering social media manager
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Huge for the “it’s good when movies are fun” crowd of which I am a card carrying member
I have a lot of respect for the Knives Out movies just as an exercise in people making solid B+ level entertainment where everyone seems to be enjoying the experience without it needing it to win Oscar’s or make 3 billion dollars. It’s like going to a good steakhouse.
December 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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I genuinely do not understand why so many people are so interested in other people's personal relationships, ok so this person doesnt talk to their dad, cool, am I their dad and if not why do I even care
Yeah, no thanks.

Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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fuck you and may the horse you rode in on live a long and beautiful life away from the corrupting influence of man
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Need to write one of those hustle day-in-the-life stories from the perspective of my baby. “I start the day at 4am — sleep is for the weak. I don’t do traditional meals. Instead I refuel with a personalised drink developed to fulfil all my needs. And I spend 1-2 hours a day just screaming, yeah.”
December 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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@anyaustin.bsky.social got a bunch of people to guess how many trees are in skyrim and then donated $10,000 to Palestine Children's Relief Fund so that at least warrants watching him derive forestry sciences from first principles
How Many Trees Are There in Skyrim?
YouTube video by Any Austin
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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The “five dollars a month for an extra episode of the podcast” is the last fair deal in America
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Lmao, dad behavior to be like "dont you want to thank your parents 🤨"
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Lando Norris
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Lando 🥺🥺🥺
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Awww Lando's mom
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I suppose we wouldn't be in a 3 way tie if Max had been properly penalized for ramming another car on purpose
December 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I've missed so much of this F1 season, but here I am for the finale, let's go
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Time isn’t real and neither is formula one
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Good advice for a lot of things in life!
"How do I find my art style?"
I've been a creative pro for 10 years, this is the number 1 question I get.

They want creative work to be recognizably theirs in an instant-- like Miyazaki or Wes Anderson movies.

This is the formula for art style, it's much simpler than you think.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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this reminds me that I love telling the story of the first time I went to Confession as a kid and very gravely told Father Harrington that I had picked the whole crust off the pie my mom had baked for guests that night and ate it because I was mad at her, which made him laugh so hard he cried
When I was a kid Ma was known for her desserts. Her Thanksgiving job was several pies, fruit and meat, all with homemade crust. One year her crusts were ruined in a baking accident and she had to use frozen store bought. Did 10-year-old me announce that fact to the whole family? I sure did.
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.

Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Most emails I receive are simply none of my business
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Oh so now everyone suddenly WANTS this email to find them?!?!
Oh so now everyone suddenly LIKES reading emails?!?!
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Poker Face was such a fun show in the perfect format. Peacock, your sins cannot be forgiven.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Humanity has done some real terrible things but we also came up with stew so it’s not all bad
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM